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This either means that you've had a rabid cat sink into your breasts, or that one of us will need to invest in some gauze.
I'm fine with either.

I think we should go with the latter.

I've got the gauze if you've got the medical tape.

Can we use duct tape, or does it have to be medical?

In my experience, duct tape tends to cause some kind of mini rash if it's on the skin too long.

So that really depends on how much you like skin covered in tiny red bumps.

I think it would look great on you.

I look better in black and blue.  

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That can be arranged if you would like.  

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If this is a ********, then I'd run for a mile
When I say baby, bruises are back in style

...It's the only song I could think of that specificly mentions bruises.
Lets see you do better.  

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I am not the one who is going to be black and blue, so no.  

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Is that code for 'I can't think of any and I bow to your superior reference skills'?
Because that's how I'm reading it.  

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No, it is me saying pick a more fitting subject for me...

Freak on a Leash, perhaps?  

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My first urge to say Barbie Girl has backfired and left it stuck in my head.

So, yeah. Your idea works.  

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I'm a barbie girl? Yeah, I don't have the anatomy for that one.  

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Don't speak too soon. You never know what could happen.  

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No, I am pretty sure I will never wind up being an eight foot tall person with a waist the size of a traffic sign pole.  

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But think of how uncomfortably large your breasts and hips will be!  

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I am sure you would enjoy my discomfort.  

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Enjoy is a strong word, but I bet I could sell tickets.  

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And what would be my take?  

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15% and all the hookers you can fit in a soda bottle.