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[zz1000zz]

I am not a chicken. I just do not like the idea of sex that starts with dropping soap.  

[IY_and_MCR]

I was speaking more generally.
I'd rather you didn't drop my soap.  

[zz1000zz]

You are more a chicken than I am.  

[IY_and_MCR]

I might be afraid of phones, but at least I'll cover myself in ferns and die from erotic asphyxia long before you do.  

[zz1000zz]

Sorry, but I do not do the whole, non-consensual thing.  

[IY_and_MCR]

What if the ferns consented, but you just can't hear them?
I'd feel bad.  

[zz1000zz]

They are not sentient, so that would be a no-go.  

[IY_and_MCR]

Then consent becomes a bit beside the point.  

[zz1000zz]

Living things either consent or do not participate.  

[IY_and_MCR]

Well, at least it keeps my cat safe, but you're still not getting a date to homecoming at this rate.
Everyone will be too busy setting eachother on fire and getting ready for some breath control play to think about you.  

[zz1000zz]

That is fine by me. I never cared for homecoming anyways.  

[IY_and_MCR]

It's the metaphoric homecoming of your self worth.  

[Rose Patterned Twil]

Your metaphors are cutting into my cankles  

[IY_and_MCR]

Exactly.
wtf were you doing home at 1:23 pm?  

[zz1000zz]

I was taking a break from being at other people's homes, what else?