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[IY_and_MCR]

...Are you suggesting I use lemonaide cups to disguise a business centered around the trafficing of young chinese girls?  

[zz1000zz]

No, I am just saying it would work.  

[IY_and_MCR]

It probably would.
Luckily for chinese girls, I'm too lazy to make a name for myself in human trafficing.  

[zz1000zz]

Lucky them.  

[IY_and_MCR]

It's the point I plan to make if anyone ever calls me out on being lazy.  

[zz1000zz]

Lazy bum.  

[IY_and_MCR]

I might be lazy, but at least I'm not selling you and your future childern on the black market.  

[zz1000zz]

Not that I would ever be a parent.  

[IY_and_MCR]

You could humor me for the sake of making a point.  

[zz1000zz]

No thanks. I hate points.  

[IY_and_MCR]

I want to make that sexual, but all I can think of is forks.  

[zz1000zz]

I'll fork you?

With a spoon?  

[IY_and_MCR]

That seems more like a prisionyard threat you'd get after someone realizes they've lost their shiv.  

[zz1000zz]

Prison sex? That sounds rough.  

[IY_and_MCR]

I know that it's a great song that gets stuck in my head, but I haven't spent much time in actual prisions.

Not that you would care, you big chicken!