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Says the person living around the Amish.

I think it makes the trip back from one of the big bookstores all the better if I can pick up jam or a billionty pounds of yarn on the way. That's what the amish allow us to do.

For some reason whenever I think of going to a bookstore I get the sudden impression of a horror movie and wind up staying away. I really am not sure what is going on with that.

It's because you know there will be no delicious amish jam waiting for you on your way back.

I have made my own jam from berries I picked myself while living in Pennsylvania. I don't need any Amish.

Well, there you go.
Come to pennsylvania and grow berries for a year or two, then we can go stalk john green.

No thanks. I will stick with miserable Oklahoma for now.  

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For some reason whenever I think of going to a bookstore I get the sudden impression of a horror movie and wind up staying away. I really am not sure what is going on with that.

It's because you know there will be no delicious amish jam waiting for you on your way back.

I have made my own jam from berries I picked myself while living in Pennsylvania. I don't need any Amish.

Well, there you go.
Come to pennsylvania and grow berries for a year or two, then we can go stalk john green.

No thanks. I will stick with miserable Oklahoma for now.

But no one likes Oklahoma. I'm not convinced anyone really lives there.
You might think you do, but you can't really be sure.  

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We "live" here in that we are alive within the borders of the state. Don't let that trick you into thinking we have lives.  

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At least when you're in pennsylvania and don't have a life you get jam.  

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And Amish. Really, who likes the Amish?  

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People with cameras who don't live here sure seem to like 'em.  

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They just like stealing souls.  

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If they just liked stealing souls they'd have mirrors instead of cameras.  

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Mirrors would get them the wrong ones too though.  

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But it doubles as protection should a basilisk come around.  

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Tell them that, not me. You could even sell them to tourists.  

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It might be easier to just sell them lemonaide.  

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It would probably be more profitable too.  

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I might need to use one of my younger realitives for that business idea.
I don't think people buy anything from a stand run people my age unless there's drugs in the product or they're amish.  

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Drugs, or other illegal things...