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[IY_and_MCR]

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IY_and_MCR

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I am not much interested in going to Canada. Pennsylvania I might go with, but not Canada.

Ah, pennsylvania. The place to go when you want to get drunk on foliage and hearts and gizzards.

Though canada is the perfect place to get drunk on beaver and syrups.
That and a lady who would let us live in her socks, but that's another story.

Somehow I think I would be better off not hearing that story.

But they arn't just any socks.

They're canadian socks.  

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IY_and_MCR

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IY_and_MCR

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I am not much interested in going to Canada. Pennsylvania I might go with, but not Canada.

Ah, pennsylvania. The place to go when you want to get drunk on foliage and hearts and gizzards.

Though canada is the perfect place to get drunk on beaver and syrups.
That and a lady who would let us live in her socks, but that's another story.

Somehow I think I would be better off not hearing that story.

But they arn't just any socks.

They're canadian socks.

Yeah. I am better off not hearing it.  

[IY_and_MCR]

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IY_and_MCR

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IY_and_MCR

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I am not much interested in going to Canada. Pennsylvania I might go with, but not Canada.

Ah, pennsylvania. The place to go when you want to get drunk on foliage and hearts and gizzards.

Though canada is the perfect place to get drunk on beaver and syrups.
That and a lady who would let us live in her socks, but that's another story.

Somehow I think I would be better off not hearing that story.

But they arn't just any socks.

They're canadian socks.

Yeah. I am better off not hearing it.

Alright, alright. You think of a story to tell then.  

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IY_and_MCR

Alright, alright. You think of a story to tell then.

The only ones that come to mind are ones I probably should not share here.  

[IY_and_MCR]

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IY_and_MCR

Alright, alright. You think of a story to tell then.

The only ones that come to mind are ones I probably should not share here.

Goldielocks and the three hookers?
Put it on the looking glass?
Rudulf and the big red...well, you get the idea.  

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I am afraid my mind is not that perverted my dear dull druggie. The stories that come to mind just tend to be too inane to share.  

[IY_and_MCR]

Well, I wouldn't want you getting too inane.
That's my market.  

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What would you do if I started cutting into your turf?  

[IY_and_MCR]

We have a strict bind and gag policy when it comes to people moving in on my business. Twilight is the muscle of the operation, and you don't wanna give her an excuse to run wild with a tire chain.

You'd really be better off surrendering your will to me now, so that it will never be an issue.  

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Given the distances involved, I doubt I have to worry about it becoming an issue anytime soon anyways, so I will pass.  

[IY_and_MCR]

Which brings me back to my original point.
You should all move to pennsylvania.  

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I just got an invitation to move to Wisconsin. Why should I pick Pennsylvania over it?  

[IY_and_MCR]

The real question is why in the world would you ever want to live in Wisconsin?  

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Why would I want to live in Pennsylvania?  

[IY_and_MCR]

Amish? Foliage? Small, half abandoned mining towns? Human clogged cities? Perogies? Centralia?
I have no idea what you like in a state, and there's a whole lotta nothing mixed in with a whole lotta everything.

Perogies.