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Posted: Sun Feb 15, 2009 5:45 pm
*got out the Darth-tionary and looked up his "words"* Ahhh, okay, I got you now biggrin
Person below me wants to be a cross-dressing, mummified bunny, just like Az
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Posted: Sun Feb 15, 2009 8:23 pm
Of course I do... that's how I sort out the applications for the guildies... xd
Below me wants to join us in being mummified.
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Posted: Sun Feb 15, 2009 8:31 pm
well i want to be mumified what do i do whats my options?
below me wants to have this sexy hunk........ 4laugh
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Posted: Sun Feb 15, 2009 8:35 pm
I just can't hide my passion anymore *tears off clothes* ok lemme at em.
The person below me was an extra in blazing saddles and was in a never before aired love scene with Gene Wilder
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Posted: Sun Feb 15, 2009 8:42 pm
what the i thought i band that from airing chews out the director *sorry girls gone wild payed me millions i couldnt resist* scream scream you p***k i am going to sue your a** for millions scream .
below me had a date with freddy from nightmare on elm street then it went bad....
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Posted: Sun Feb 15, 2009 9:43 pm
Man, never let a date woo you to sleep, it's freaky crying He got all dramatic and started saying how no one wants him to play in their dreams anymore n stuff... lol
The person below me still believes that the boogey man is in their closet
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Posted: Sun Feb 15, 2009 10:01 pm
hey did you know i have an evil monkey in my closet its true he violated me in my sleep i think sweatdrop ? its all weird and stuff but i do know he lives in the closet its true take a look, he only comes out at night tho
below me had a story about an ambulance, turkey, being in the buff, 3 wise men, and thereself.............hope thats interesting enough lol
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Posted: Mon Feb 16, 2009 12:02 pm
Well as you said, I did!! But I lost it!! But if I remember right the turkey was driving the ambulance and the three wise men were in the back! Im not gona say why the turkey was in the buff but I think he lost his job over it!
Bellow me is a right wing hippie trying to sell beads to a nun
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Posted: Mon Feb 16, 2009 2:50 pm
hey man what are are you doing, hey sister nun have these beads, man this is good grass
below me is the nun who got them funky beads
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Posted: Mon Feb 16, 2009 6:29 pm
Man, these beads smell all weird. I've got munchies... what should I eat?
THe person below me is wondering why a nun wold be buying beads from just any ol' person:O lol
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Posted: Mon Feb 16, 2009 9:36 pm
why the hell is a nun buying beads pulls back the hood blackcatt73's mom?!! what you doing here? um...um....i was buying beads for my..........below me was a hippie freak that ran in stole the nuns beads, smoked it, got caught, had a jealus fit and some how lost there job making lemonade in there own driveway that they own.
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Posted: Tue Feb 17, 2009 6:11 pm
Well I'm in rehabe now with intensive therapy so I should be better soon *twitch*
The person below me is frequently distracted by shiny objects and anything round.
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Posted: Tue Feb 17, 2009 7:23 pm
Ooooooooo, purrrrrrty horsey! Can I have it? *stares at the purrrrrty horsey dragon and forgets to take cake out of oven* Ummm, what was I doing? Oh well... *goes back to the horsey dragon*
Person below me calls the fire department because they see smoke coming from the house... the cake went boom while I was staring at the purrrrrrty horsey dragon biggrin Oops
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Posted: Tue Feb 17, 2009 8:46 pm
*Dials 9-1-1* Ummm, yeah sir, there's smoke coming out of this house, and um... yes, sir, it's a lot of smoke sir, and... no, I'm not on drugs sir... No, sir, I don't have a Meth-lab, and... you're gonna send the Drug Enforcement Officers after me... eek But it's not even my house... crying
Below me is a volunteer fire-fighter... looking very hot in their suspenders and fireman hat... nice axe wink
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Posted: Tue Feb 17, 2009 9:16 pm
Actually this is my stripping outfit. I only volunteer part time and we actually wear more than a pants, suspenders and a fire hat. We also usually don't take them off for money...
the person below was once the King of the Trolls before legislation government but an end to it.
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