Corrupted Wish Game

[Winged Folcon]

granted, but it's so thick it won't come out of the jug.

I wish for a new catboy. one that won't run away, die, or turn into a catgirl in the morning. And preferably a virgin.  

[Misty Marina]

Granted...it's a virgin alright, but its made of plastic!


I wish someone would cook me dinner~

 

[avalonsThief]

Granted, but you fall up the stairs on the way to dinner and break your legs! No yummie dinner for you!

I wish I didn't have to do science fair!  

[Winged Folcon]

granted, but you fail your science class.


I wish for a cute little shota to replace my plastic catboy, preferably Sora or Roxas from Kingdom Hearts, if they could still be considered shotas.  

[_Chi_Chan_94_]

ganted but an animal took it and ruined it

i wish there was no school tomorrow  

[Winged Folcon]

granted, but because it's so old, it's hard as a rock. good thing its in a vacuum.

i wish i could find a job  

[Misty Marina]

Granted...but it's cleaning toilets~


I wish Rayne Tesslus would stop bothering me~

 

[Misty Marina]

Granted...but now they don't talk to you at all~


I wish I had a nice diamond ring~

 

[Winged Folcon]

granted, but it turns you finger green, then turns into brass


I wish I had some fresh fried chicken  

[The Delirium Trigger]

granted but the chicken was still very much alive when they fried it.

I wish my life started getting better.  

[Misty Marina]

Granted...your life gets really better & you keep on obsessing when the rug will be pulled out from under your feet~


I wish there was a park near by to visit~

 

[sehiko_sujiro]

granted but suddenly when you arrived a meteorite just fell right at it and it was destroyed...

i wish i had white body dye  

[Sir Elezar]

GRANTED! =3 But when you use it, you read the lable and it says 'Toxic' and it burns your body...

I wish I had a pet panda.