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 Posted: Sun Nov 20, 2005 9:50 am
ice_illusion I heard they were making a move on Prada. Some club somewhere has banned Prada trainers because one of the chav gangs in the town had taken to wearing prada trainers. Sean, they don't wear the clothes because they think they are comfortable, its because it's a mark of being "one of the gang". Seriously, shell suits bottems and a t-shirt (ned wear) are not comfortable in typical winter weather. They wear the same clothes no matter how cold it is, doesn't matter if it's snowing.
Wearing ridiculous clothes in cold weather? Fantastic!
Now they'll all catch pneumonia, and die off... Or increase the demand on the NHS.
Damn.
If only there was a law which would make everyone have to pass a test which the pass rate would be the equivalent of decent common sense, if you fail. You have to die/have more restrictions. When you're 16 or summat you have to take the test.
"You have just gone out of a bar. You're feeling tipsy. A man/woman knocks into you by mistake. Do you:
A. Knock them back.
B. Apologise and move on.
C. Ignore it all.
It is -10C outside. What do you put on?
A. What ever is fashionable.
B. What ever my mates are wearing.
C. Warm clothes."
Well something similar. It would be better to come up with something that would be more accurate.
Or someone could give me a sniper rifle, anyone whom I catch being an utter t**t would get a bullet in the brain.
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Posted: Thu Nov 24, 2005 2:04 pm
The local chavs get let out of school at 2.30 and come invade our fields. stressed
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Posted: Fri Nov 25, 2005 5:42 am
Laurel Gand The local chavs get let out of school at 2.30 and come invade our fields. stressed Going back to the sniper rifle idea- hang out of your classroom windows and pick them off...
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Posted: Fri Nov 25, 2005 9:49 am
girl_no_13 Laurel Gand The local chavs get let out of school at 2.30 and come invade our fields. stressed Going back to the sniper rifle idea- hang out of your classroom windows and pick them off... That's a good idea. 3nodding Our maths teacher could help us calculate the angles... ninja
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Posted: Mon Nov 28, 2005 8:53 am
Laurel Gand girl_no_13 Laurel Gand The local chavs get let out of school at 2.30 and come invade our fields. stressed Going back to the sniper rifle idea- hang out of your classroom windows and pick them off... That's a good idea. 3nodding Our maths teacher could help us calculate the angles... ninja Lol
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Posted: Tue Dec 13, 2005 4:33 am
kara_water_tamer Lt.Voltz Why is it that almost every chavet is Pregnant? Saw one the other day and thought 'Not another teenage pregnancy' i have had three mates who have had teenage pregnancys rolleyes .........there were quite stupid to do so.
and i agree they are nearly all pregnate, all the see is a big hump and a load of burberry........there the type of girls that dont want to go to college and want to have fun all the time, but the thing is that most of them wanted the kids when they would clearly wouldnt be able to cope. For my sins, I decided to go and do some voluntary work helping to teach science in our local "chav" school - you know the score, out of 240 pupils they only got 2 A's in their GCSE's (and they were in dance and RE - I know? Dance is actually a subject now?!?).
But I digress, there was a young chavette, rubbing her pregnant tummy, squawking to her friend that when Krystal Tanya - yes, Krystal with a K - was born she'd have a two bedroom council house waiting. I listened in a bit closer, and she slowly described her plans top get pregnant ASAP so she could move into a house near her friend. I kept listening, thinking surely you don't want a baby simply so you can live closer to your friend.... But sadly, to no avail. She actually wanted a child as a means to an end.
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Posted: Sat Dec 17, 2005 4:23 am
Found this online mrgreen  
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Posted: Sat Dec 17, 2005 8:20 am
You found a broken image online?
Craziness.
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Shadow of an Illusion Crew
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Posted: Sat Dec 17, 2005 1:38 pm
Laurel Gand girl_no_13 Laurel Gand The local chavs get let out of school at 2.30 and come invade our fields. stressed Going back to the sniper rifle idea- hang out of your classroom windows and pick them off... That's a good idea. 3nodding Our maths teacher could help us calculate the angles... ninja My maths teacher really has it in for chavs. Well, technically neds but they are similar creatures. "I'm going ned hunting" is one of the things he says when theres someone he has to find that hasn't handed in their lines or something. XD Its the tone of the voice.
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Posted: Sun Dec 18, 2005 8:01 am
emmamme For my sins, I decided to go and do some voluntary work helping to teach science in our local "chav" school - you know the score, out of 240 pupils they only got 2 A's in their GCSE's (and they were in dance and RE - I know? Dance is actually a subject now?!?).
But I digress, there was a young chavette, rubbing her pregnant tummy, squawking to her friend that when Krystal Tanya - yes, Krystal with a K - was born she'd have a two bedroom council house waiting. I listened in a bit closer, and she slowly described her plans top get pregnant ASAP so she could move into a house near her friend. I kept listening, thinking surely you don't want a baby simply so you can live closer to your friend.... But sadly, to no avail. She actually wanted a child as a means to an end. Arghhhhhhh! But- why? That shouldn't be too much of a surprise for me, three girls in my year alone were pregant by the time I left school, but still. surprised My mum is a midwife, so I get a lot of stories that start 'one of my ladies is (insert age younger than me- say 15- here)...' Really- 14 year olds! gonk
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Posted: Mon Dec 19, 2005 6:28 am
They're infiltrating my school! gonk
Well, trying. There are a couple of them. Recently loads of people's stuff went missing (iPods, phones, cameras etc) and it turned out that someone's friend had stolen them to sell for drug money.. and she is a real chav, burberry & hoopy earrings and all..
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Posted: Wed Dec 21, 2005 4:33 am
i hate chavs, they punched my friends stare
Ye, there are loads of them in my school too sad
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Posted: Wed Dec 21, 2005 11:30 am
Shifts i hate chavs, they punched my friends stare Ye, there are loads of them in my school too sad
..I hope it doesn't last too long.
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Posted: Thu Dec 22, 2005 4:59 am
whapcapn You found a broken image online? Craziness. Bugger... redface I will try and fix that, it's quite funny.... It should work now... sweatdrop
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Posted: Thu Dec 22, 2005 5:06 am
[ Message temporarily off-line ]
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