Welcome to Gaia! ::

Crazy dream story time. It's been so long.

The part I remember started with me on msn being as cranky as usual. Then I started poking at people. Half their messages boxes melted away. Rex began to send me crazy messages. They were talking in a weird mix of spy and someone fighting a revolution in old england. I gathered that he was at someone named Quinn's house from the more normal parts of the messages. I went to bananana man's profile, which was filled with lists of identifying marks, and pictures of him with a girl. My internet then decided on a big link to rex's profile, so I clicked. It had text that would last for several seconds and a corresponding picture to go with. The first was "I was born many miles ago, and I've been putting on time" then "I was blindfolded by my mother and blindsighted by my sister. We'll work things through in space", and the last was "I found her on a milestone, sitting and looking back towards my face". The last one was a picture of him making a snowman with a woman he loved, she was named Gas (pronounced the same as Gaz). I thought it would be much better if both girls would wear less eye make up, because the cat eyes and such I've never much liked.
Then the dream changed to the four of you walking home in the snow. It titled itself "When I'm with you the world will end". The news was playing al around and reported of strange things, none of which I can remember. And another was in their house The parents went out the store, but ran out of gas. The grandparents had company and wanted the kids to go in the back rooms while they talked. The teenagers went into the one room to watch a movie. The younger two went to play a game. The teenagers were a movie called "It's all out" which was about the end of the world. They were watching their parents on screen. Their parents watched the clouds change on the roadside. When they realized what was happening, they cried into eachother's jackets, The kids just watched, whithout noticing the things changing outside their window. The world ended when the movie went to credits.
Then the dreamed to something strangely like the jetson's theme. Everyone was living on a cobalt planet. Tonight a terrorist group was burning things by shooting down concentrated light from on the gravity shield. The light made a shaoe of a muppet in the sky, the same way the bat signal made a bat in the sky. I was with a group jumping and ducking so that we wouldn't get burned up. When the lights began to disappear I began to get my memory back. Terrorists did something once or twice a week, just not usualy this severe. We were about to go to where the ones in charge of this were staying, the group and I. It smelled thick inside because they were well versed in chemical warfare. I saw reflections that showed where they were. The man with a gun shot them to wound them abd we took their weapons. They were all gathered up and talked into becoming informants, and got their computer chips implanted. But during the bell rang, and it was school time. Everyone put on uniforms and began their ways to the building, but I ran into a newspaper that had my name, and I disappeared.

Then I woke up :3

Neither ;__________;

You're going to get me doped up and pretend the world is ending?
Because you know how much I love that <3

HAHAHAHA.
"The three dead included a man who ran out of a building in fear and was hit by a passing truck"
News reports need more fatal slapstick. It really makes the story stick.

The woman says stop kissing the cat and if can for a porn story.
I may be partly responsible for that question, but you asked for it when you got mono.

Of course, the site says no beastiality, so I've been making up loopholes.
Humanoid with tentacles doesn't count and zombies don't fall into necrophilia. I like loop holes.

...Oh, wait. I suppose twi was the only one who knows she writes pron.
Well. You know now.
I'm thinking the next one should be called "The Travels of banana man" based on a banana with a face drawn on it that solves mysteries and makes out with catwomen untill he gets mono and has to retire. :3
Rex is a dalmation name. More loopholes?!

I just remembered that I was going to ask about what the weather has been like in bananaland.
I should rephrase that, but I wouln't.

If I was a weatherman in the midwest, I'd just give up.
"Tomarrow it will be everything out. I'm going back to bed"

banananaxdalmation?!
I've seen worse pairings.

I have to wonder if anyone even reads the announcements...

I hope not.
There's a whole lot of people not right for some jobs that might get over excited by announcements and end up with a picking a lesser evil type situation.
I'd rather not see someone who can't handle it rise to power and have to deul them on a mountain top, with only one usable hand as the other will have been bitten badly by a bear on the climb, so that I may gain their power.

Still, it's rather sad. Another way things have changed.
If I was in charge, every day would be exactly the same.
/reference

Luri, last week during one of my high-fever induced dreams, rainbows were bad.
Very bad. They meant that the aliens were coming to shove magma into your nostrils.
It wasn't pretty.