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[IY_and_MCR]

Oh, my. That sounds...icky.
Mmm, Wal Mart.

(Noncon in fanfic terms? "You two are the first I've wanted to arrest for just being damn creepy...I don't even know what to call this.")  

[zz1000zz]

Eww, Wal-Mart. That place reminds me i need to get a job. What with the whole paying for school and whatnot.

(I swear officer. I broke into her house, took off my clothes, laid down upon her bed and covered my body with whip cream. But i did not want to have sex with her!)  

[IY_and_MCR]

Wal Marts are beautiful dens of evil with great low prices!

(Oh, so walking arround in nothing, but the head of a badger suit after getting her drunk and taking her back to my place means this was my intentiion?!)  

[zz1000zz]

Yes, but when the evil mega-cooperations take over the world, charging obscene prices for everything, Wal-Mart will still be selling air for ten bucks less the the competition.

(Yes i heard her screaming, but i thought she was screaming in pleasure. I mean, who doesn't like a little foreplay with a knife?)  

[IY_and_MCR]

Good ol' Wal Mart.
I lost my mind in a Wal Mark. Good times, good times.

(No, officer, I was not aware that isn't turpinitne's proper use)  

[zz1000zz]

I had a job with them before i moved. Now i am thinking of working as a telemarketer.

(Seeing such a tendency for masochism, you would have an easy time convincing someone it wasn't rape.)  

[IY_and_MCR]

Telemarketing and Wal Mart.
Seeing evil from the inside.

(*Decideds to take that as a compliment* X3)  

[zz1000zz]

Evil is more fun than good. And if the churches around here are any indication of "good," it is also a lot better. There is a "haunted house" here which is dressed up to be like hell. When you get to the end, people hand you pamphlets saying, "Join us so you never have to go to Hell!"

I just need to find the address of this place, then i can get that tank...

(I am not sure that was the compliment, but i suspect the handing you wads of cash is!)  

[IY_and_MCR]

The had one of those type of haunted hell houses on a Law and Order XDDDD
*Gets sinful all up in this b***h*

There's really so many things that are to be done, once you get a tank.

(*Tucks the money in her boot* All in a night's work)

I just heard a clock alarm go off in the next room, so I'd say it's time for me to pack it up and call it a night. *waves*  

[zz1000zz]

Night, night!  

[IY_and_MCR]

Evening, evening  

[zz1000zz]

Two more finals, than i get a two week break!  

[IY_and_MCR]

FINAL LIKE THE WIND  

[zz1000zz]

Say what now?  

[IY_and_MCR]

I'm not really sure myself. Seemed like the thing to say at the time.