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[zz1000zz]

Seeing as i have not be drunk in over a decade, who knows how mean i would be? You know, there is a liquor store within easy walking distance of my house. And i have a two week break from school after this one.

If i was not living in the same house as my mother, i would so clean that place out.

(I am not sure what me not sleeping would have to do with it. It is your dreams which worry me, yet for some reason i am going to avoid sleep.)  

[IY_and_MCR]

We should find a nice underground cave to drink in.

(I'm just *that* good? XDDDD)  

[zz1000zz]

There are no underground caves within walking distance of my house. Though there is a hospital, which helps with the getting drunk idea.

(Oh you know it baby. You are just *so* good.)

(In the sack!)  

[IY_and_MCR]

Usualy all three things have a close tie to eachother.
Got a park and forgiving/lazy police?

(*Dramatic pose*)  

[zz1000zz]

Since i moved here i have not met a single police officer. I have seen a couple of their cars, and there is a tank within ten miles of my house, but that is about all i know of the authorities here.

(*makes cat calls*)  

[IY_and_MCR]

A tank you say? Is it functional in the off chance someone would get the idea of taking it for their own...not that that would ever happen *Innocent smile*

(*Shakes it*)  

[zz1000zz]

It is on a naval reserve, so i imagine it either works or is being repaired. It is sitting right next to the fence, with just a field separating the fence and road.

I keep wondering what would happen if i vandalized it.

(*waves a few dollar bills*)  

[IY_and_MCR]

...That sounds like something to look into

(*Crawls over to you* Don't make me beg XDDD)  

[zz1000zz]

How awesome would it be to be arrested for that?

"What are you in jail for?"

"Oh the usual. Spray painting a tank."

The only problem is if i do it and don't get caught, nobody would believe me.

(I am not sure, but this hardly seems to be the way a stalker and stalkee usually interact.)  

[IY_and_MCR]

Hire someone to take pictures.
And paint as obnoxiously as you can, best day eveh.

(Only those normal boring stalkers and stalked act any different. We get to be something else entirely :3)  

[zz1000zz]

Or i could try getting some friends so i have someone to record it. "Hi! Do you want to be friends with me so you can record me vandalizing military machinery?"

(Reenacting a strip club scene with one's stalker. I wonder how the police would view that story. "I was following her down a dark alley when suddenly she threw me to the ground, tied me up and proceeded to have her way with me!)  

[IY_and_MCR]

I know that if more people introduced themselves to me that way I'd have a lot more friends.

(I was minding my own business...looking in her windows, when out of nowhere she appeared behind me and bad, bad things happened")  

[zz1000zz]

Now where should i go to find strangers to frighten?

(And i used to wonder why i never get a stalker. Really, at that point would it count as rape?)  

[IY_and_MCR]

The local supermarket and behind it?

(I'm not sure what it counts as, but it makes the night more interesting X3)  

[zz1000zz]

I live in outside Tulsa, which is a fairly large city. In Oklahoma. That means this place is big enough to not actually have a "supermarket," yet still be small enough to be filled with hicks. The closest thing we have to that is a Wal-Mart Supercenter.

People around here get together to watch Big Brother. Yeah, i am not meant for places like this.

(Stalking implies desire, and it's not rape if they want it...)