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[zz1000zz]

The whole point in killing them was it would be my response to going out and meeting them. If i do not see them, what is the point?  

[IY_and_MCR]

...For the hell of it?
*Passes out on the bodies of others who had passed out before*  

[zz1000zz]

No, we have alcohol for that.  

[Isobel Bellamy]

...I got a gift from "an annoymous benefactor"....wtf? Help! I'm being stalked by gaia!!!! eek  

[zz1000zz]

I want a stalker!  

[IY_and_MCR]

*Takes that as an offer and becomes your official stalker* :3
Be careful what you wish for XD  

[zz1000zz]

Yeah, like you could ever find me. I mean, i left the closet a little after you passed out, and nobody had been there.

So you either lied, or redecorated someone else's room.  

[zz1000zz]

*sighs*

Apparently while everyone loves House, they would hate him in real life.  

[IY_and_MCR]

I just had a dream with HousexWilson context. Better than the usual ones XD

Well, the wenches packed up your room after I passed out. We wouldn't leave all that stuff if you were maybe about to burn the city!  

[zz1000zz]

Yeah right. With the mess my room is in, nobody could walk through without leaving an obvious trail. Involving fire, strobe lights, snakes and a goldfish.

Then they would get to my booby traps.

(I think i am better off not knowing your dreams. Seriously, the knowledge i may be caught in something like that worries me.  

[IY_and_MCR]

If you think we wouldn't leave a trail, you underestimate us :3

(Oh, it's all kinds of fun and crazy s**t. Before turning to house, there were pissy penguins playing poker)  

[zz1000zz]

The sad part is a crack Navy Seals team could not get through my room without losing several limbs. To get from my closet to my door takes me four minutes, and looks something like a floor routine from a gymnast.

I wish i could exaggerate the screwiness of my life. I really do.

(I imagine the next time i wake up i will feel violated.)  

[IY_and_MCR]

My rooms have always been either obsessivly clean or a big pile of crap.
And because we spend most of our times walking across tables in a half drunk half insane way, it's managable.

(Not violated...touched by something unique...Touched for hours at a time)  

[zz1000zz]

I wonder what it would be like walking through my room drunk. I would think i should know, considering my age, but the last time i got drunk was fifteen years ago.

(It is just as well that i slept 16 hours today. I don't think i will be sleeping any time soon.)  

[IY_and_MCR]

We can always get you drunk.
I imagine it would be a grand time. Unless you're a mean drunk.

(...I could always drug you?)