The Corrupted Wish Game

[Emo_Like_A_Dinosaur]

Granted, but you are now my slave who plays Gaia jigsaw for me

I wish I had an awesome avi like Cheeto Bandito  

[Ayersi]

granted but you get hacked O:<
i wish i was out of the cage!  

[QUANiiEE]

feuerleben

granted but you get hacked O:<
i wish i was out of the cage!

Granted, but you'd get locked in a bigger, darker, nastier cage.

I wish I had cookies to eat right now.  

[Shryle]

Granted, the cookies are awesome, but right after eating them, the doctor tells you you are a zombie.
Right. @_@
I wish Feuer was in a BIGGER cage! >=D
Edit. Know what? I'munna change that. SMALLER cage. ^_^  

[Ayersi]

 

[Shryle]

Granted, now we dun have a mascot.
I wish we had another person to put in a cage. o.o
FEUER WAS AWESOME! T-T  

[oO-Buggie-Oo]

Shryle

Granted, the cookies are awesome, but right after eating them, the doctor tells you you are a zombie.
Right. @_@
I wish Feuer was in a BIGGER cage! >=D
Edit. Know what? I'munna change that. SMALLER cage. ^_^

granted but he escapes and bites you a day later
i wish i could have a guild  

[RoyalRenegade]

Granted, but it burns to the ground a month later.
I wish I had some ham.  

[Shryle]

Granted. But, due to some error somewhere along the line (you dun wanna know) the ham is tainted, you get violently ill, and puke on sunny.
And I laugh. Oh, how I laugh.
I wish I filmed that.  

[RoyalRenegade]

Granted, but 3 days later, while walking in the street a hobo knocks you out, steals your camera, and steals your wallet.
I wish I could fly.  

[Shryle]

Granted. Some crazy-a** redneck mistakes you for a bird, shoots you, and then retrieves your still alive self, and decided to cook you.
You never had a chance. Dern rednecks.
I wish I had more Vault  

[HuoXingC]

Shryle

Granted. Some crazy-a** redneck mistakes you for a bird, shoots you, and then retrieves your still alive self, and decided to cook you.
You never had a chance. Dern rednecks.
I wish I had more Vault

Granted, but you end up getting high off the Vault, slip on a banana peel, and die. (Sorry, I'm mean)

My turn...I wish I could get a 5.0 GPA with A+'s in my AP/honors classes.  

[Neon~Starshine]

Granted, and your high scores get you into an amazing college, the pressure of which eventually causes you to lose your mind and commit suicide. (lol I'm sorry, I'm mean too)

I wish people would stop misjudging me.  

[CelestialChaos]

Granted. You are no longer misjudged; you are no longer judges even. No one even sees you anymore. You are an invisible mass that people careen into while passing in the hallway.

I wish it was Friday and Phil was here.