Worst Things You Can Ever Say As A Pagan

[TeaDidikai]

That's the one!  

[jaden kendam]

TeaDidikai

That's the one!

That reminds me of the Kind of the Hill episode in which lou Ann was brainwashed into thinking she was smart, and then she told boby that Hank was the devil. That kind of s**t pisses me off. Holloween is a fun night for some kids, why ruin it?  

[jaden kendam]

Can I use your ceremonial sword to practice with?  

[CuAnnan]

deadmanjake

Can I use your ceremonial sword to practice with?

There's a dirty joke in that.  

[VisasMarr]

La Lapin #1

I would suggest that anyone who's interest in this practice should pick up D.J. Conway's Oak, Ash and Thorn. It's a good introduction to Celtic Shamanism, in my opinion.

 

[PhantomPhoenix0]

reagun ban

deadmanjake

Can I use your ceremonial sword to practice with?

There's a dirty joke in that.

There's a dirty joke in everything. Just need to know where to look 3nodding  

[jaden kendam]

PhantomPhoenix0

reagun ban

deadmanjake

Can I use your ceremonial sword to practice with?

There's a dirty joke in that.

There's a dirty joke in everything. Just need to know where to look 3nodding

Ads soon as I wrote it, I knew someone would think that it could be dirty, but it is a true statement.  

[jaden kendam]

deadmanjake

PhantomPhoenix0

reagun ban

deadmanjake

Can I use your ceremonial sword to practice with?

There's a dirty joke in that.

There's a dirty joke in everything. Just need to know where to look 3nodding

Ads soon as I wrote it, I knew someone would think that it could be dirty, but it is a true statement.

I just remembered another one. I hope I didnt put this down already.

"I cast a love spell with Loki's blessing"

Some of you may think so what, but this was the same guy who said he was Loki's Chosen and that Loki would never play tricks on him.  

[Aino Ailill]

deadmanjake

deadmanjake

PhantomPhoenix0

reagun ban

deadmanjake

Can I use your ceremonial sword to practice with?

There's a dirty joke in that.

There's a dirty joke in everything. Just need to know where to look 3nodding

Ads soon as I wrote it, I knew someone would think that it could be dirty, but it is a true statement.

I just remembered another one. I hope I didnt put this down already.

"I cast a love spell with Loki's blessing"

Some of you may think so what, but this was the same guy who said he was Loki's Chosen and that Loki would never play tricks on him.

Well...Loki, God of Chaos (I'm fairly certain?) would give his blessing wouldn't he? As...love is supposed to be a chaotic thing.

*Speaking only of the material in "..."  

[Sivirs]

Aino Ailill

Well...Loki, God of Chaos (I'm fairly certain?) would give his blessing wouldn't he? As...love is supposed to be a chaotic thing.

*Speaking only of the material in "..."

I guess if you really don't care HOW you fall in love with someone or if the relationship's good or any pesky details like that.

I mean, your house could burn down and you could lose all your stuff but fall madly in love with one of the firemen who rescue you from the flames.

He might think that's pretty funny.  

[Eshmasesh]

I'm creating a religion to counter the evil christian god. We plan on stealing our deities from Wicca, paganism, Satanism...oh, anything we fancy really, since there's no such thing as right and wrong.

JOIN ME!  

[Henry Dorsett Case]

Eshmasesh

I'm creating a religion to counter the evil christian god. We plan on stealing our deities from Wicca, paganism, Satanism...oh, anything we fancy really, since there's no such thing as right and wrong.

JOIN ME!

Xia Fali.
I just saw that thread...

Part of me really wishes I were, in fact, an M&R helper. That was...GD-worthy, I suppose...

ADDED STATEMENT:
"Certified court documents don't prove anything!"  

[PirateEire]

Eshmasesh

I'm creating a religion to counter the evil christian god. We plan on stealing our deities from Wicca, paganism, Satanism...oh, anything we fancy really, since there's no such thing as right and wrong.

JOIN ME!

But but but... A lot of theistic Satanists already steal their deities from other pantheons.

Double-stealer!  

[Fiddlers Green]

PirateEire

But but but... A lot of theistic Satanists already steal their deities from other pantheons.

Double-stealer!

Can one truely steal from a thief?
I mean, you are simply moving already stolen goods, not like the person you acquired it from is the rightful owner... ninja  

[Fae Nikki]

You should have said no backsies.