Suggestive Lines (*snicker*)

[Rock Paper Tofu]

O, god...
mooseXelephant?
xD

 

[User_2629207]

Tyree-Shingen

O, god...
mooseXelephant?
xD

It seems so xxD
The episode ended with Lazlo telling Lumpus that he loved him over and over.  

[Kitsune-chi]

Phoenix Wright is wonderful in this aspect. For anybody that's familiar with this game, you should know the MASS AMOUNT OF GAYNESS that eminates from Miles Edgeworth and Phoenix Wright.

"Miles Edgeworth ... If I show any weakness today in court, he'll be on me in a second."

(Oh, please then, Phoenix, DO show weakness. We'd all love to watch.)

In the second case:

"April May: Ooh, that does it! Bottom-feeding, scum-sucking lawyer!

Phoenix: B-bottom...?"

(Phoenix believes himself to be one hundred percent top, thankyouverymuch.)

The third case is absolutely wonderful because:

"Vasquez: So the prosecution is in cahoots with the defense? What kind of court is this?"

(Heehee. "Cahoots" is one way to say it.)

And later, from the mouth of Edgeworth himself to Wright:

"Edgeworth: Thanks to you, I am saddled with unnecessary... feelings."

(I don't need to say anything about this. I really don't.)


I love that game. So, so, so much.  

[PentagonBuddy]

Deadly Ambrosia

I have one from FFVII: Dirge of Cerberus:

Nero (to his brother): "Let us become one!"

At the time I just thought, Incest ftw?

XD

Nero/Weiss is VERY suggestive. xd I mean, Nero's always telling you about how he loves his "dear brother"; and they spend the last pat of the game hanging all over each other.  

[slideshowgirl]

i can't remember what is was called but 3 guys were all talking
diologue:
Guy 1: i can't get it opened
Guy 2: Let me hold it
Guy 1: No its mine and i can grab it myself
Guy 3: Guys quit arguing with me about the box

very misleading given the situation of them locked in a very dark bedroom?  

[Hoshi no Miko]

I have one a friend of mine said. We were all playing Super Mario Smash Bros. Melee and he was playing Kirby. Well he was trying to attack another character and couldn't manage it so finally he screamed out in frustration. "Damn it, just come into my mouth!" We all cracked up so hard.  

[User_2629207]

Homans... we've started watching a lot of DVDs at school. So firstly, we watched the X-Files in English class. And the intro looked like angry gay rape xD I was giggling like CRAZY. Then, We watched Gallipoli. AND HOMANS, Frank and Archie are SOO~ doing it. Anyhow, the movie starts something like this:

Man 1: Deeper, Deeper
Man 2: *Huff Huff*
1: Deeper, Deeper!
2: Huff Huff
And so on... xD Really, watch this, it's PRICELESS. Me and my friend Ash just giggled like CRAZY.
And then, on the SAME DAY we got to watch a japanese movie in Japanese class (Duh) First it was a really cute Ghibli-anime and then a movie about a Uni Sumo club. So in the intro, they describe sumo.
It was practically porn.
Seriously.
EVERYONE in the class started giggling. I facepalmed and almost died. It was like tangled legs and sweat and skin and I was like WHOAH.
xD  

[Kitsune-chi]

HoshiNoMiko

I have one a friend of mine said. We were all playing Super Mario Smash Bros. Melee and he was playing Kirby. Well he was trying to attack another character and couldn't manage it so finally he screamed out in frustration. "Damn it, just come into my mouth!" We all cracked up so hard.

Okay, that's just wonderful on so many levels. XD  

[Appled]

This was last week I think? Well somewhere around that time when someone in my class said something so outrageously hilarious, I had to put it up here. So I was in english and my teacher pops in a movie. So my friend goes "I think it's E.T." and I give him a look and go "It's not E.T." and we basically argue about what the hell this movie is. Then out of nowhere Johnny, a classmate, goes "Are we watching Brokeback Mountain?" and I immediately laugh. And my teacher, oh dear god this woman is great, goes "Johnny, are you trying to tell us something?" and I'm just cracking up. Somewhere during the movie, my pal from earlier points out how dirty Johnny's shirt is. His hand is really close to Johnny so I can't help but go, "Dude, I think you should stop trying to touch Johnny's a**." and he gives me this shocked look which was hilarious and pulls his hand away. Johnny turns around and goes "Oh I see how it is..." and tries to slide his hand over my friend's. It was so insanely hilarious. And later when class is almost over and everyone is roaming around the room, I go up to my friend and say, "I think Johnny was trying to hit on you man." then he just goes "But he already has someone. Look." and he points behind me. And when I look, oh my god. Matt was thrusting into Johnny (they both had their pants on.) with the guys laughing around them and I was just standing there thinking, "....wow."

Yeah. English is fun. 8D  

[Fido-s Revenge]

Appled

This was last week I think? Well somewhere around that time when someone in my class said something so outrageously hilarious, I had to put it up here. So I was in english and my teacher pops in a movie. So my friend goes "I think it's E.T." and I give him a look and go "It's not E.T." and we basically argue about what the hell this movie is. Then out of nowhere Johnny, a classmate, goes "Are we watching Brokeback Mountain?" and I immediately laugh. And my teacher, oh dear god this woman is great, goes "Johnny, are you trying to tell us something?" and I'm just cracking up. Somewhere during the movie, my pal from earlier points out how dirty Johnny's shirt is. His hand is really close to Johnny so I can't help but go, "Dude, I think you should stop trying to touch Johnny's a**." and he gives me this shocked look which was hilarious and pulls his hand away. Johnny turns around and goes "Oh I see how it is..." and tries to slide his hand over my friend's. It was so insanely hilarious. And later when class is almost over and everyone is roaming around the room, I go up to my friend and say, "I think Johnny was trying to hit on you man." then he just goes "But he already has someone. Look." and he points behind me. And when I look, oh my god. Matt was thrusting into Johnny (they both had their pants on.) with the guys laughing around them and I was just standing there thinking, "....wow."

Yeah. English is fun. 8D

Wow. That just made my night XD  

[Gone with the Wiiiind]

Roll on the floor laughing. XDDD

That's just great. I used to know a lot of innuendos from so many different shows. YYH, and so on. I need to find some...D: --Searches.--

Well, it wasn't really a quote. But, something that actually happened. >>"' Like, my mother went to buy some things from a store that sold like, things for kitchens and junk, and she went with my uncle (who is fairly attractive, and no, no incestuous feelings there. >>;; ) to buy a lamp. Well, that store was FULL of gays. And ALL of them were either looking at my uncle, or following him...Omfg. XD So of course, my uncle ended up attracting them. And mom, being the weirdo that she is, and wanting to tease, says "Well, who knew you can attract the opposite sex? Way to go, go get 'em!" And I just cracked up. XD

Ahem. Anywho. >>"' I heart seeing two guys together <3 :'D

 

[User_2629207]

Appled

This was last week I think? Well somewhere around that time when someone in my class said something so outrageously hilarious, I had to put it up here. So I was in english and my teacher pops in a movie. So my friend goes "I think it's E.T." and I give him a look and go "It's not E.T." and we basically argue about what the hell this movie is. Then out of nowhere Johnny, a classmate, goes "Are we watching Brokeback Mountain?" and I immediately laugh. And my teacher, oh dear god this woman is great, goes "Johnny, are you trying to tell us something?" and I'm just cracking up. Somewhere during the movie, my pal from earlier points out how dirty Johnny's shirt is. His hand is really close to Johnny so I can't help but go, "Dude, I think you should stop trying to touch Johnny's a**." and he gives me this shocked look which was hilarious and pulls his hand away. Johnny turns around and goes "Oh I see how it is..." and tries to slide his hand over my friend's. It was so insanely hilarious. And later when class is almost over and everyone is roaming around the room, I go up to my friend and say, "I think Johnny was trying to hit on you man." then he just goes "But he already has someone. Look." and he points behind me. And when I look, oh my god. Matt was thrusting into Johnny (they both had their pants on.) with the guys laughing around them and I was just standing there thinking, "....wow."

Yeah. English is fun. 8D

Homans. I wanna go to your class! ;__; everyone in my class are homphobic dorks who can't take a joke.  

[Kitsune-chi]

XD Sushiiiiii~ I know it's off topic, but your signature makes me think of Biology coz we just learned about meiosis~

Anyway! I remember a suggestive line, but let's see... Ah! I remember when I went to the pool a week or two ago these guys were putting sunscreen on each other's backs (*_____*) and once one guy finished, the other guy said, "Okay, now I'll do you." As if that wasn't funny enough, the one guy had long hair, so he kinda bent over to lift it from his back, and he kinda stayed in that position since he was so tall. And the other guy goes, "You don't have to bend down that far."

...

... PWAHAHAHAHA. XD  

[CaramelStripes111]

This morning while I was washing dishes (I enjoy almost anything that involves water) and I came across something called "The Greg (Something) Show". They were talking about the secrets of a guy's mind and I got a little interested, so I started to watch it.

A mother loves her husband, but doesn't understand why he acts like a control freak when he's driving: honking the horn, swearing like crazy (the 2-year-olds learned some interesting new words gonk ), etc. So she's asking this Greg guy why men are control freaks in their cars. He starts this made-up situation with the woman's husband. I don't remember all of it, but this is the only line I can remember...

Greg: Why'd you honk at me?
Husband: I'll go when I'm ready.
Greg: I'm ready NOW!!!

A few seconds later, I started laughing like crazy.
Ok, it may not seem funny to some people, but I thought it was... mrgreen  

[ChaoticAngelofElvenBlood]

I have one. In my criminal justice class they have bathrooms. Two of the guys in my class go into the bathroom together giggling. You can hear everything that goes on in there. So you hear this.
Lucas: No Brandon it's not slick enough. It's still won't fit.

Brandon: It will. I'll make it. I just need more soap.

Lucas: But it's so BIG.

Brandon: Hehe yea it is big ain't it? Well lets move on

Then they start to giggle again and then our teacher goes and recks it by maken them come out. Well to say the least my friends and I were laughing so very hard.