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 Posted: Sun Dec 19, 2010 4:37 pm
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Posted: Sun Dec 19, 2010 4:44 pm
because yes stabs you in your sleep
why do you stab while sleeping
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Posted: Sun Dec 19, 2010 6:00 pm
cuz i am not a skunk
why do skunks smell?
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Posted: Sun Dec 19, 2010 6:18 pm
368.
Why is my skin drier than a desert?
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Posted: Sun Dec 19, 2010 6:29 pm
Because lotion is made of kangaroo sperm.
What's for dinner?
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Posted: Sun Dec 19, 2010 6:49 pm
Peter Griffin
Why is Peter Griffin a cartoon?
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Posted: Sun Dec 19, 2010 10:59 pm
Because he knows how to spell.
How do you spell?
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Posted: Mon Dec 20, 2010 2:00 am
By ears.
Where are your ears?
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Posted: Mon Dec 20, 2010 6:31 am
WHATTTT????
WHY CAN'T YOU SPEAK LOUDER!?!?
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Posted: Mon Dec 20, 2010 7:32 am
'Cause you're talking too Softly!
Why are you talking so softly?!
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Posted: Mon Dec 20, 2010 8:21 am
I wasn't aware that marshmallows had a boiling point...
Why are my curtains cold?!
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Posted: Mon Dec 20, 2010 8:26 am
the raccoons went to war with the squirrels.
Why is the sky blue?
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Posted: Mon Dec 20, 2010 8:30 am
Argh, I thought we'd been through this already; aliens don't fly! Geezus!
Okay, guys, where did my lamp go? D:<
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Posted: Mon Dec 20, 2010 9:29 am
The Aliens took it :3
Where did The Aliens Take his lamp?
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Posted: Mon Dec 20, 2010 12:00 pm
HIS!?
Why did this person accuse me of being a guy?
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