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 Posted: Fri Jan 09, 2009 6:31 pm
Becuase some people have really tiny legs.
What is the square root of a fluxnard?
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Posted: Fri Jan 09, 2009 6:35 pm
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why do vulcans have green blood O.o
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Posted: Fri Jan 09, 2009 6:46 pm
cause they are actually born as a sack filled with dead bugs.
why is gaia online?
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Posted: Fri Jan 09, 2009 6:48 pm
because no one put an off switch on the machine
how many hamsters standing on their hind legs would be needed to reach from the earth to the moon?
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Posted: Fri Jan 09, 2009 7:10 pm
1 eek
why are there ninja ninja
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Posted: Fri Jan 09, 2009 7:12 pm
thats a big hamster O.O
question been answered smile :to keep the pirates in line!
why do samurais and ninjas fight?
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Posted: Fri Jan 09, 2009 7:21 pm
Cause samurai get annoyed from ninjas coming and stealing their rice balls.
Who started the idea of suicide bombers?
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Posted: Fri Jan 09, 2009 7:22 pm
people who were tired of watching american football
why do we turn blue when we choke?
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Posted: Fri Jan 09, 2009 7:25 pm
cause green is for when we're sick, red is for when we're mad or blushing and purple is for Smurfs.
Why am I stuck at 5'2" and haven't grown in 4 years? ><
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Posted: Fri Jan 09, 2009 7:28 pm
because you were cursed by midgets when you were born
why is a question mark a question mark?
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Posted: Fri Jan 09, 2009 7:31 pm
Because a "what", "how", "who", "when", where", "why" mark just takes too long to say and "huh" mark sounds dumb.
Why did the cow jump over the moon?
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Posted: Fri Jan 09, 2009 7:32 pm
to watch the spoon and fork
why is there a god?
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Posted: Fri Jan 09, 2009 7:34 pm
Because society is weak and needs somebody to direct them and tell them how to live their lives.
Why are diamonds so popular? (it's just a clear rock)
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Posted: Fri Jan 09, 2009 7:38 pm
because we all have a.d.d. (apologies to anyone who has it!)
why did the fork run away with the spoon?
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Posted: Fri Jan 09, 2009 7:46 pm
XD it's all good, I'm borderline ADHD, but it's true! Shiny stuff distracts me too easily ><
Because spooning leads to forking.
Why can't he be here right now?
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