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 Posted: Wed Mar 07, 2007 7:02 am
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Posted: Wed Mar 07, 2007 7:04 am
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Posted: Wed Mar 07, 2007 7:08 am
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Rellik San Isobel Bellamy Rellik San And if not, we're providing a service for the parents of these kids. Lol, what, guys, you can't make a girl weak at the knees just by giving her cunnilingus? I'm good with that xd Thats why chloroform was invented. I;m reminded of a lyric. 'I've never slept with a dog, I've woke up next to a few.'
Ah, yes, you can't wow her with your prowess, so drug her instead, that'll definately give a lasting impression biggrin
lol, why does a bride always smile on her wedding day? Because she knows she's performed the last act of fellatio she'll ever have to do xd |
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Posted: Wed Mar 07, 2007 7:10 am
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Isobel Bellamy Rellik San Isobel Bellamy Rellik San And if not, we're providing a service for the parents of these kids. Lol, what, guys, you can't make a girl weak at the knees just by giving her cunnilingus? I'm good with that xd Thats why chloroform was invented. I;m reminded of a lyric. 'I've never slept with a dog, I've woke up next to a few.' Ah, yes, you can't wow her with your prowess, so drug her instead, that'll definately give a lasting impression biggrin lol, why does a bride always smile on her wedding day? Because she knows she's performed the last act of fellatio she'll ever have to do xd
Hahah that works for some, I just use my big book of love (goth edition) to make them think I'm better then I am.
Why are oysters the ultimate aphrodisiac?
They prepare a girl for something salty and slimy going down her throat. |
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Posted: Wed Mar 07, 2007 7:15 am
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Posted: Wed Mar 07, 2007 7:19 am
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Isobel Bellamy Rellik San Hahah that works for some, I just use my big book of love (goth edition) to make them think I'm better then I am. Why are oysters the ultimate aphrodisiac? They prepare a girl for something salty and slimy going down her throat. Lol, goth edition, with added piercings and whips! Ah, it's mostly just pretending you're better than you are and hoping the other doesn't catch on, it works surprisingly often! xd Unless she spits, then she stomps on some man pride then
Lol, more like speak with a deep monotone voice, do everything slow and over exaggerate your motions and it tricks the person your with into thinking your a sex god.
Hahaha, I hate guys who won't kiss a girl after she's been down on them, my girlfriend was really surprised by the fact I did kiss her, as I pointed out, its hypocritical not to taste something you expect your lover too. |
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Posted: Wed Mar 07, 2007 7:25 am
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Rellik San Lol, more like speak with a deep monotone voice, do everything slow and over exaggerate your motions and it tricks the person your with into thinking your a sex god. Hahaha, I hate guys who won't kiss a girl after she's been down on them, my girlfriend was really surprised by the fact I did kiss her, as I pointed out, its hypocritical not to taste something you expect your lover too.
That just makes me think of real bad porn too much, and any guy that tries that I do immedeately think "zomfg, he's learnt everything from porn, great, time to be a blow up doll stare "
*laughs* so damned true, "gee, thanks sweetheart, it's good enough for me but not for you, charming." |
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Posted: Wed Mar 07, 2007 7:28 am
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Isobel Bellamy Rellik San Lol, more like speak with a deep monotone voice, do everything slow and over exaggerate your motions and it tricks the person your with into thinking your a sex god. Hahaha, I hate guys who won't kiss a girl after she's been down on them, my girlfriend was really surprised by the fact I did kiss her, as I pointed out, its hypocritical not to taste something you expect your lover too. That just makes me think of real bad porn too much, and any guy that tries that I do immedeately think "zomfg, he's learnt everything from porn, great, time to be a blow up doll stare " *laughs* so damned true, "gee, thanks sweetheart, it's good enough for me but not for you, charming."
Ahhhh well, my girlfriend buys into the whole 'big bad goth' routine, I'm more of a do it whilst trashing the house kind of guy.
Hahaha, saying that, I've known girls that don't want kissing after a guys been down on them... at least not until they've gargled with mouth wash... which is kind of a mood spoiler. |
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Posted: Wed Mar 07, 2007 7:32 am
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Rellik San Ahhhh well, my girlfriend buys into the whole 'big bad goth' routine, I'm more of a do it whilst trashing the house kind of guy. Hahaha, saying that, I've known girls that don't want kissing after a guys been down on them... at least not until they've gargled with mouth wash... which is kind of a mood spoiler.
Lol, big bad goth routine works too, just not in a porno way xd
Myup, again with the "good enough for me but not you" though, girls have been taught from a young age that their bodies are disgusting and repulsive, and anything sexual you shouldn't like as well, because only whores do, and guys don't like whores, not to love at any rate and....*big rant on sexist gender socialisation ensues* |
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Posted: Wed Mar 07, 2007 7:35 am
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Isobel Bellamy Rellik San Ahhhh well, my girlfriend buys into the whole 'big bad goth' routine, I'm more of a do it whilst trashing the house kind of guy. Hahaha, saying that, I've known girls that don't want kissing after a guys been down on them... at least not until they've gargled with mouth wash... which is kind of a mood spoiler. Lol, big bad goth routine works too, just not in a porno way xd Myup, again with the "good enough for me but not you" though, girls have been taught from a young age that their bodies are disgusting and repulsive, and anything sexual you shouldn't like as well, because only whores do, and guys don't like whores, not to love at any rate and....*big rant on sexist gender socialisation ensues*
Hahahha, at least my pubic hair isn't shaved into side burns like some REEEEEAAAALLLLYYYY bad porn.
I never got that, how does enjoying sex make anyone a whore? |
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Posted: Wed Mar 07, 2007 7:41 am
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Posted: Wed Mar 07, 2007 7:44 am
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Isobel Bellamy Rellik San Hahahha, at least my pubic hair isn't shaved into side burns like some REEEEEAAAALLLLYYYY bad porn. I never got that, how does enjoying sex make anyone a whore? but sometimes that's just polite, no one likes pubc hairs in their teeth razz No idea, it's just something that's been drilled into women and girls, men will only want you for sex, and any girl that enjoys sex is a whore that no man will ever love. Welcome to the mind f*ck that is womanhood.
I keep it properly trimmed and well washed. xd
...Wow, seriously, I know my sisters didn't have that, my mum is cool with almost anything, as she put it, so long as we practice safe sex, we are free to do what we want. Saying that not everyone had my liberal parentage. |
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Posted: Wed Mar 07, 2007 7:49 am
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Rellik San I keep it properly trimmed and well washed. xd ...Wow, seriously, I know my sisters didn't have that, my mum is cool with almost anything, as she put it, so long as we practice safe sex, we are free to do what we want. Saying that not everyone had my liberal parentage.
You see, that's what's called too much information razz
seriously, thouh, it's not just from parents just about every source of socialisation teaches girls that they are unattractive, fat little whores that deserve no love, and will only be used as dolls for men. Or is that just the cynic in me again? But anyway, yeah, girls are generally givien a vary bad self image by the time they to teenagehood, and for most of their lif after. it's fun!
I have a catholic mother. That acted as if I was the town bike because I had a lot of male friend, so obviously I was sleeping with them all rolleyes *le sigh* but you can't choose parents and she did the best she could, it's not as if parents know what they're doing either xd |
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Posted: Wed Mar 07, 2007 7:57 am
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Isobel Bellamy Rellik San I keep it properly trimmed and well washed. xd ...Wow, seriously, I know my sisters didn't have that, my mum is cool with almost anything, as she put it, so long as we practice safe sex, we are free to do what we want. Saying that not everyone had my liberal parentage. You see, that's what's called too much information razz seriously, thouh, it's not just from parents just about every source of socialisation teaches girls that they are unattractive, fat little whores that deserve no love, and will only be used as dolls for men. Or is that just the cynic in me again? But anyway, yeah, girls are generally givien a vary bad self image by the time they to teenagehood, and for most of their lif after. it's fun! I have a catholic mother. That acted as if I was the town bike because I had a lot of male friend, so obviously I was sleeping with them all rolleyes *le sigh* but you can't choose parents and she did the best she could, it's not as if parents know what they're doing either xd
Hahaha I realised that after I typed.
This is why I hate the mass media, as well as the way people teach.
'SEX IS BAD! IT WILL HURT YOU BECAUSE THAT PART OF THE BODY IS NOT TO HAVE ANYTHING IN IT!'
Again, not your cynic, just a simple truth. Its a typical view of the situation from a mothers point, my dad thought one of my sisters was lesbian and that I was gay. Because she didn't have a boyfriend at 18 and I was 13 and wasn't really interested in girls. (I was interested in surviving a day at school).
Thats true, there is no crash course in how to be a good parent, you have to do what you think is best, like my mother who thought if she didn't shelter us and was honest with us, we'd be good kids, funnily enough, only when my little sister went through an 'emo' (sorry to use the term) phase and treated the family like second best to her friends, did any of us rebel, they way we brought up... well rebelling was moot 'I HATE YOU BECAUSE YOU LET ME DO ALMOST EVERYTHING I WANT AND HAVE A GOOD REASON NOT TO LET ME DO THE REST!' doesn't really work now does it? |
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Posted: Wed Mar 07, 2007 8:05 am
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Rellik San Hahaha I realised that after I typed. This is why I hate the mass media, as well as the way people teach. 'SEX IS BAD! IT WILL HURT YOU BECAUSE THAT PART OF THE BODY IS NOT TO HAVE ANYTHING IN IT!' Again, not your cynic, just a simple truth. Its a typical view of the situation from a mothers point, my dad thought one of my sisters was lesbian and that I was gay. Because she didn't have a boyfriend at 18 and I was 13 and wasn't really interested in girls. (I was interested in surviving a day at school). Thats true, there is no crash course in how to be a good parent, you have to do what you think is best, like my mother who thought if she didn't shelter us and was honest with us, we'd be good kids, funnily enough, only when my little sister went through an 'emo' (sorry to use the term) phase and treated the family like second best to her friends, did any of us rebel, they way we brought up... well rebelling was moot 'I HATE YOU BECAUSE YOU LET ME DO ALMOST EVERYTHING I WANT AND HAVE A GOOD REASON NOT TO LET ME DO THE REST!' doesn't really work now does it?
Lol, but nicwe to know you're considerate rofl
Hm, more, "there are only two types of woman, a whore, or a prude, men will hate both. If you put out too much/too early, you are type one, men will use you for the dirty skank that you are, if you are type two, and you aren't absolutely, unbelieveably amazing in bed, men will leave you for the whore and you will end up a lonely old spinster surrounded by cats" .... you can never win rolleyes However, tell a guy this and they'll laugh and think you're kidding, or be completely shoked and apalled (I prefer the second)
*laughs* well, aside from the treating me like the town bike, my mum was really easy on me, she didn't complain too much about piercings and the like, and her only condition with tattoos was that I get one that says "mum" on in, in any language I wanted rofl Though, but she and my dad were ashmed of me because I wans't normal, ah well, can't win it all. She's mellowed now, I suspect she'll be happy when I give her a grandkid, that'll shut her up rofl |
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