___ ways to annoy your band director

[Sike Redwolf]

Sit down (Im a percussinest ((Or at least I was))) when class starts so he has to ask where you went.
Donate money in a section contest to a differant section
Tryout for everything
Dont get along with your section.  

[Takuya Kanbara]

-Give the trumpet players skittles and tell them to fire them at your BD.
-Sit on the piano keys(after walking in late) while your BD is talking.
-Tell the percussion to play as loud as is humanly possible(while indoors).
-When the BD leaves the room while you are playing, get up and follow him(while still playing)  

[LEMURIANsavant]

Quote:

steal the scores to all his music

better yet...steal one page of every piece...so he has to find out which one you took...  

[Takuya Kanbara]

Write the measure numbers on the score for him, and when he doesn't remember where he put his score, pretend like you already returned it to him.  

[bondfreak05]

Well, we had a baritone play louie louie at a concert in 7th grade......

But you could...
~Text message in long rests
~Have flipfolder fights (we did this, and it HURT!!)
~Cuss out the other team when you are supposed to be saying something like
A-U-S-T-I-N, by replacing letters with obscenities ^^  

[LEMURIANsavant]

you could read a book during long rests too (guilty)

i got my book taken from me on many ocasions...(like being in the greduation band...those speeches are SOOOOOO boring...so i pulled out a book and my MP3 player... *gets smacked by BD and Sec.Lead*...)  

[Takuya Kanbara]

Reading during a grad speech, huh? At least you didn't throw a beach ball into the crowd of graduates. twisted My BD was FURIOUS...  

[LEMURIANsavant]

i did that when it was my turn to graduate... 3nodding  

[Takuya Kanbara]

(nice. xd )

-sing loud and annoyingly during long rest periods.

Me: LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

BD: (cuts band off) I heard a way weird note just now, let me hear that again.

(band plays fine)

BD: Okayyy, anyway, let's try the song over again.

Me: LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

BD(glaring at me): scream scream scream scream scream  

[DISCO LIGHTS]

- when he calls yu, (after emailing yu five times about hosting a section in a band camp) tell him yu are ecstatic and that yu couldn't connnect to the internet at home.



after yu hear his sigh of relief.... hang up.

then dont show up.  

[Takuya Kanbara]

xd (That's awesome!)

-make random animal noises as he starts to conduct(we stalled him for a full 20 minutes that way...*sniggers*)  

[LEMURIANsavant]

-start playing before the tubas (he always wants to hear the low notes come in first...)  

[Takuya Kanbara]

-Play obnoxouisly loud, then when he tells you to be quiet, play so quiet you can't be heard. Repeat and alternate until he pulls you aside, and then deny any and all claims he has against you.  

[Account Manager Sally]

Trombones, trumpets and marching baritons blow spit balls out of there bells, ours loves that(scrasium)  

[Account Manager Sally]

Play the music upside down thats allways fun. and not only does it anoy your band director it anoys outher people in the band too.