.::Killing The Persons Wish Above You::.

[TemptedBlaze]

Granted, you have to walk/swim the whole way.

I wish for a barbie dream car!  

[Parrapluie]

Granted, but it is a hideous shade of puke green and smells like vomit too. There's also a dead body in the trunk, how did that get there :O

I wish for a lightbulb, for my lamp  

[XxDiscoxDinoxX]

Wish granted but a bat comes in and breaks ur bulb, lamp and bed.

i wish to meet the cast of Criminal Minds  

[Parrapluie]

granted, but you end up spilling drinks on their clothes gonk

I wish I had more time...  

[AstridMiriam]

Granted, but your time just ran out.

I wish I had some hot noodle soup.

 

[MissLadyMarmalade]

Granted, but you spill and burn yourself.

I wish I had a blueberry muffin  

[AstridMiriam]

Granted, but the place that sales muffins ran out.

I wish I just graduated from High School.

 

[Janel_Skye]

Wish granted

But you don't have enough money for collage

I wish my school had a better choir program.  

[AstridMiriam]

Granted, but the school voted no.

I wish I saw him again.

 

[Adrenaline End]

Granted, but that was the last time you would ever see him.

I wish I was never bored.

 

[RyuShikyo Yagari]

granted but so much stuff is happening in your life that your all worned out

I wish I had the perfect sandwich~  

[XxDiscoxDinoxX]

granted, but the perfect sandwich turns out to be evil so it eats ur house and all ur family and friends. and ur food so u have to live in the ocean for no reason. Ur house is on an inflatable raft.

i wish that i could get the perfect halloween outfit (i already kno who im going to be)  

[Coridae]

Wish granted, but the outfit is three sizes too small for you!

I wish I had a fox tail.

 

[Poofta]

Granted, but it turned to ashes when you touched it.




I wish for a giant porn collection.

 

[AstridMiriam]

Granted, but the mail man shipped it somewhere else.

I wish I could just start over.