Lily's Pad ~ Geezerville

[Filia_Nox_Noctis]

I look forward to seeing how your contracts go Icy, might even take one of them myself. Now let's see what kind of damage I can do tonight.  

[Filia_Nox_Noctis]

If this stupid RNG will work with me.  

[Filia_Nox_Noctis]

I may just Prank this place without this RNG's permission.  

[Filia_Nox_Noctis]

This is frustrating.  

[Filia_Nox_Noctis]

I'm about ready to take a bat to that RNG.  

[Filia_Nox_Noctis]

*kicks RNG* Give me a number I can work with.  

[Filia_Nox_Noctis]

*grins* Now I can get started. *hefts skull-headed rod* Let the smashing begin. twisted *starts smashing all the vases in the tea house* Ah the sound of ceramic shattering, music to my ears. *finishes breaking vases and turns on the chairs* Smash, break, destroy. twisted *swings hard splintering table tops* I shall leave nothing untouched. *sends shards of broken teacups flying as the skull rips thru the shelves of fine china* Now for the tea. *lights up a cigarette and starts dumping all the tea leaves into a pile on the floor* And the final touch. *pours a bottle of cheap vodka onto the pile of tea leaves* Now I'm out of here. *tosses cigarette butt into a corner on the way out the door*  

[SP-O Wlm Dougherty]

*again notices that the front door to Lily's Pad is ajar* Geez, not again! Those hooligans must really get a big thrill about destroying this place. There must be something that could be done to help prevent this from happening time and time again! *looks at his watch, pulls out Blackberry and texts a few notations while mumbling to himself* ... There's only one person that I am aware of that is totally nocturnal ... This just has to be Filia's handiwork! *Puts Blackberry back in pocket and before he leaves, he puts a new sign in the front window ... *

Sorry for the inconvenience, but Lily's Pad is once again temporarily Closed For Repairs.  

[bandaidd]

RN for good deed... I guess.  

[bandaidd]

cheerleading! my fave! mrgreen  

[Faerie KatrinaZ]

*Faerie flitters around GGG, and notices the sign in the window at Lily's Pad. She goes inside and looks around at all the damage* Oh this simply will not do! *She cites a few incantations while she twirls around, waving her wand all around the Pad. Little sparkles of light and fairy dust are swirling around everywhere, while everything is magically cleaned up and all the broken items get replaced with brand new items. Brightly cleaned and polished floor tiles appear. New chairs and tables pop up here and there. New vases with fresh cut flowers appear on each table. New teacups appear on the new shelves. And lastly, a whole array of fresh teas and baked goods appear behind the counter. She looks around with approval, and pulls the closed sign out of the window* There! All fresh and ready to serve our patrons! I'm sure Lily will be very happy! heart *Faerie closes the door behind her and flitters away*  

[SP-O Wlm Dougherty]

*walks in and notices the clean up right away* Wow! Very good clean up job! Lily will greatly appreciate this! *helps himself to a cup of tea and grabs a couple of lemon scones with a napkin. Puts a very nice tip in the tip jar and heads on out to do more rounds*  

[Lil Brat]

Filia_Nox_Noctis

*grins* Now I can get started. *hefts skull-headed rod* Let the smashing begin. twisted *starts smashing all the vases in the tea house* Ah the sound of ceramic shattering, music to my ears. *finishes breaking vases and turns on the chairs* Smash, break, destroy. twisted *swings hard splintering table tops* I shall leave nothing untouched. *sends shards of broken teacups flying as the skull rips thru the shelves of fine china* Now for the tea. *lights up a cigarette and starts dumping all the tea leaves into a pile on the floor* And the final touch. *pours a bottle of cheap vodka onto the pile of tea leaves* Now I'm out of here. *tosses cigarette butt into a corner on the way out the door*

((This is not funny - it is over the top and flat mean. This thread was intended to "Prank" - not utter chaos and destruction. The five on one tactics isn't much fun to RP - but hey -w/e. This thread will be updated to indicate no further destruction of this type will be allowed.))  

[havenne17]

*stops by for a late-night cup of chamomile tea to help with sleep*

[insert tiger grin]  

[Eileen50]

*saunters in, looking for ... something to do* Hmm, appears to be a little slow in here tonight. I was really hoping to find some action going on in here! *snickers evilly* evil