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 Posted: Mon Sep 16, 2013 2:22 pm
How do you confuse a blonde?
Put three shovels against the wall and tell her to take her pick.
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Posted: Sun Sep 22, 2013 1:31 pm
The Black Bra (as told by a married woman)
I had lunch with 2 of my unmarried friends.
One is engaged, one is a mistress, and I have been married for 20+ years.
We were chatting about our relationships and decided to amaze our men by greeting them at the door wearing a black bra, stiletto heels and a mask over our eyes.
We agreed to meet in a few days to exchange notes.
Here’s how it all went.
My engaged friend : The other night when my
boyfriend came over he found me with a black leather bodice, tall stilettos and a mask.
He saw me and said, ‘You are the woman of my dreams..
I love you..’ Then we made passionate love all night long.
The mistress :
Me too! The other night I met my lover at his office and I was wearing a raincoat, under it only the black bra, heels and mask over my eyes.. When I opened the raincoat he didn’t say a word, but he started to tremble and we had wild sex all night.
Then I had to share my story : When my husband came home I was wearing the black bra, black stockings, stilettos and a mask over my eyes.
When he came in the door and saw me he said,
‘What’s for dinner, Batman?’
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Posted: Tue Sep 24, 2013 2:31 pm
hehe check this!
http://www.emailgoodies.faketrix.com/content/pix/halloween/large/pumpkin-butt-Halloween-joke-cartoon.jpg
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Posted: Tue Sep 24, 2013 2:33 pm
You have to see this!
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_9ZP6Fk34IMs/TMrDXVA9x_I/AAAAAAAAAWo/AOqJTu6D6AM/s320/costumes-halloween.jpg
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Posted: Mon Oct 07, 2013 5:14 am
Nei1 How do you confuse a blonde? Put three shovels against the wall and tell her to take her pick. good one! lol
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Posted: Mon Oct 07, 2013 5:17 am
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Posted: Mon Oct 07, 2013 5:30 am
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Posted: Mon Oct 07, 2013 11:59 am
Why do blondes wash their hair in the sink?
Because that's where you supposed to wash vegetables.
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Posted: Thu Oct 10, 2013 8:29 am
Q:What do you call a redhead walking between two blondes?
A: An interpreter.
Q: What’s the difference between a terrorist and a redhead?
A:you can negotiate with a terrorist.
Q: How do you know a redhead likes you?
A: She has your girlfriend thrown in jail and camps out in your yard.
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Posted: Thu Oct 10, 2013 8:33 am
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Posted: Sun Oct 13, 2013 6:02 am
grabbed your booty! merci wink
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Posted: Sun Oct 13, 2013 6:05 am
Just read this 1 , kind of cute!
Who Was That Masked Man?
A couple was getting ready to go to a Halloween party but the wife had a terrible headache. She told her husband to go anyway. After a short argument he agreed, and she took some aspirin and went to bed.
Later she awoke and felt great, so she decided to go to the party and see what her hubby did when she wasn't around. As soon as she arrived, she noticed him on the dance floor getting very friendly with every hottie in the place, and groping them when he could.
She then cut in and rubbed close to him. When the song ended, he leaned over and whispered in her ear, "Let's go outside." So the two costumed characters snuck off and occupied themselves in one of the parked cars.
Midnight was to be the unveiling of the party-goers, so she slipped out and went home before the clock struck twelve.
When he got home she asked, "How was the party? Did you meet any interesting people?"
He replied, ''You know me, dear. I don't have a good time when you're not with me. I ran into a few friends and we ended up in the basement playing poker. It wasn't very fun at all. But the guy I loaned my costume to had the time of his life!"
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Posted: Sun Oct 13, 2013 6:08 am
lol
10 Things That Sound Dirty on Halloween
10. SHE'S A GOBLIN!
9. I'D LIKE TO GET A LITTLE SOMETHIN IN THE SACK TONIGHT.
8. JUST GET ON YOUR HANDS AND KNEES AND BOB YOUR HEAD.
7. SHE'S GOT A COUPLE OF NICE PUMPKINS ON HER PORCH.
6. IF YOU JUST LICK IT, IT WILL LAST LONGER.
5. LET ME SEE YOUR BIG SACK.
4. CAN I EAT YOUR ZAGNUTS?
3. HAVE YOUR MOM CHECK IT BEFORE YOU PUT IT IN YOUR MOUTH.
2. YOU SCARED ME STIFF!
1. HE'S GOT CANDY SPREAD OUT ON THE LIVING ROOM FLOOR!
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Posted: Sat Nov 16, 2013 7:47 pm
When God created
Adam and Eve, He said:
I only have two gifts:
One is the art of peeing standing ...
And then Adam stepped forward and shouted:
ME!, ME!, ME!,
I would love it please ... Lord, please, please!
Look, it will make my life substantially easier.
Eve nodded, and said those things did not matter to her.
Then God gave Adam the gift and he began to shout for joy.
He ran through the garden of Eden and used it to wet all the trees and
bushes, ran down the beach making drawings with his pee in the sand ...
Well, he would not stop showing off.
God and Eve watched the man crazy with happiness and Eve asked God:
What is the other gift? '
God answered:
Eve,..... a brain ... and it is for you ...!
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