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 Posted: Fri Jan 09, 2009 2:55 pm
To piss of the neighbours dogs.
Why can't my calculator fly?
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Posted: Fri Jan 09, 2009 2:59 pm
because there are no numbers in whereever it would fly to.
why don't cats and dogs get along?
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Posted: Fri Jan 09, 2009 3:14 pm
Because then there would be no fun in life.
Why is air invisible?
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Posted: Fri Jan 09, 2009 3:20 pm
because otherwise it would taste funny when we breathed
why is white the color of the walls in new unoccupied houses?
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Posted: Fri Jan 09, 2009 3:29 pm
So people could see the pee stains.
Why can't turtles beat snails in races?
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Posted: Fri Jan 09, 2009 3:33 pm
because the turtle is amazed that there is something as slow as itself and is therefore distracted from the race
why isn't there a dognip like there is a catnip?
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Posted: Fri Jan 09, 2009 3:46 pm
Because catnip is pink.
Why are quarters worth $0.25?
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Posted: Fri Jan 09, 2009 3:52 pm
because the creator of quarters liked odd numbers
why does peroxide sting?
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Posted: Fri Jan 09, 2009 5:37 pm
Because it's some kind of acid.....I think. I'm not a chem major! DX
Why must latin dances be so confusing?!
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Posted: Fri Jan 09, 2009 5:42 pm
because galileo was a peeping tom
why do we have skin?
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Posted: Fri Jan 09, 2009 5:48 pm
so our bodies don't fall apart
why do ninjas exist?
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Posted: Fri Jan 09, 2009 5:50 pm
to keep the pirates at bay
whats that ringin? do i have a tumor?
(kudos on the jack sparrow quote smile me has his tattoos)
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Posted: Fri Jan 09, 2009 6:14 pm
no its the creeping fungus of ponds!!
why do pod people exist?
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Posted: Fri Jan 09, 2009 6:16 pm
so the shell can fall off of the once boring human
why is the fungus in my head ? lol
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Posted: Fri Jan 09, 2009 6:23 pm
because its a pod people conspiracy
why do we need snow shoes when we have snow boots?
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