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 Posted: Sat Dec 30, 2006 2:17 am
zz1000zz IY_and_MCR zz1000zz IY_and_MCR zz1000zz My latest logical argument is becoming even cooler. I have now demonstrated that God will come on Judgement Day, but not until after every human has died to whatever doomsday scenario may happen. "Uh, sorry i'm late..." Nice to see you're entertaining yourself? I'm too old to be keeping up with all the kidsOh i am. I spent an hour today telling feminists to get breast implants. At first all fourteen of them wanted to kill me, but by the end about half were thinking about it. Oh, feminists. Fun. The use big words to try and prove they know what they're talking about type of people, the shout "That's offensive to women" at everything type of feminist, or at least semi-sane kinda people? The above sentance seems off to me, but I wouldn't be quite the same if not making nonsensical spelling errors and sentances that are just silly. I'm your problem nowYeah, that sentence makes no sense. True feminists are actually quite fun. True feminists do not seek to be elevated above males, only to be equal. They rarely say, "That's offensive to women," but when they do it is true (sexist jokes, perhaps?). And they are sexy. Only people who embrace their feminimity can truly be sexy. Indeed. I knew someone who's mother was a true feminist. I remember her laughing/shaking her head/trying to talk sense into a cuple of girls running arround going "That's offensive to women" at everything. Nice lady, she was. It's what I mean, not what I say
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Posted: Sat Dec 30, 2006 2:19 am
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Posted: Sat Dec 30, 2006 2:29 am
I suppose.
I don't remember much of what she looked like, except for the basic stuff.
This was back in the day (which I don't know if you know was 1999).
I'm dirt
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Posted: Sat Dec 30, 2006 2:31 am
IY_and_MCR I suppose. I don't remember much of what she looked like, except for the basic stuff. This was back in the day (which I don't know if you know was 1999). I'm dirtThe best year of my life!
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Posted: Sat Dec 30, 2006 2:33 am
zz1000zz IY_and_MCR I suppose. I don't remember much of what she looked like, except for the basic stuff. This was back in the day (which I don't know if you know was 1999). I'm dirtThe best year of my life! Did it involve llamas and a small man named major? My heart in the speakers is loving the volume
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Posted: Sat Dec 30, 2006 2:36 am
Nope. Just my awesomeness reaching such a high level of awesomeness as to be so awesomely awesome that my mere presence created a feeling of euphoria.
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Posted: Sat Dec 30, 2006 2:42 am
So...no llamas at all?
What about squirrels.
Surely you froliced amoung them while singing folk songs?
Open up your loving arms
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Posted: Sat Dec 30, 2006 2:44 am
A person two blocks away from my home had a llama named Max, and i killed a squirrel by knocking it out of a tree. By yelling.
Does that count?
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Posted: Sat Dec 30, 2006 2:55 am
Sure.
Oh, yeah.
I remember in our first conversation here you mentioned the llama.
I keep on falling in and out of love with you
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Posted: Sat Dec 30, 2006 2:57 am
I think it might have been a different llama. I do know a lot of them ya know.
A side affect of being so awesome ^.^
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Posted: Sat Dec 30, 2006 3:05 am
Well, it was a guy down the road with a llama.
Or at least I'm pretty sure.
Oh, yes.
Even though the interwebz your awesomeness makes my face burn like a young child too close to the fire.
A friend who bleeds is better
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Posted: Sat Dec 30, 2006 3:07 am
Ah, yeah different guy. The llama may have been the same though. It is hard to tell with those things.
Most people would get an ego from comments like that.
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Posted: Sat Dec 30, 2006 3:13 am
Ah, well, it was a llama either way.
Did you dance with the llama.
Ah, but you are not a people, but a very educated lizard.
Arround the world
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Posted: Sat Dec 30, 2006 3:15 am
No. I am not insane.
There is no need to lie about me. Everyone sees through your false claims.
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Posted: Sat Dec 30, 2006 3:19 am
Not insane, just a llama enthusist.
I speak only the truth.
How else is it that you lick your eyeballs?
You are the perfect drug
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