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PostPosted: Fri Apr 10, 2009 2:47 am
Jade is six feet under and hopefully soon forgotten, so here's a new thing to look forward to: psycho kids of 10 and 11 who are both charged with four counts of murder. Quite shocking really, too bad the pictures and their descriptions in this article are soooo horrible.

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PostPosted: Fri Apr 10, 2009 2:06 pm
The article is terrifying, but made so ineffective due to the poor writing.  

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PostPosted: Sat Apr 11, 2009 2:02 am
It is one of the more popular tabloid newspapers in the country. ninja  
PostPosted: Sat Apr 11, 2009 2:10 am
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It is one of the more popular tabloid newspapers in the country. ninja


Beause it has tits  

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PostPosted: Sat Apr 11, 2009 2:14 am
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It is one of the more popular tabloid newspapers in the country. ninja


Beause it has tits
Damn straight! wink

I was gonna say Keeley Hazel, tho I doubt she's the best thing they have.  
PostPosted: Thu Apr 16, 2009 3:36 pm
OH WOW:

Quote:
A hairdresser from the small Russian town of Meshchovsk has subdued a man who tried to rob her shop, and then raped him for three days in the utility room, Life.ru reports.

The incident occurred on Saturday, March 14. The working day was coming to an end at a small hairdressers, when a man armed with a gun rushed in and demanded the day’s earnings.

The frightened employees and customers agreed to fulfill his demand, but when the shop’s owner, 28-year-old Olga, was handing the money to the robber, she suddenly knocked him down on the floor and then tied him up with a hairdryer cord. The 32-year-old Viktor couldn’t have known that the woman was a yellow belt in karate.

Olga locked the unlucky robber in the utility room and told her colleagues that she was going to call the police – but didn’t do so. When everybody left home, she approached the man and ordered him to ‘take of his underpants’ threatening to hand him over to the police if he refuses to cooperate.

After that Olga raped her hostage for three long days. She chained Viktor to the radiator with pink furry handcuffs and fed him Viagra.

She eventually let the man go on Monday, March 16, saying: “Get out of my sight!”

Viktor went straight to hospital as his genitals were injured, and then to the police.

Olga was resentful when she was taken by the police.

“What a b*****d,” the woman said about Viktor. “Yes, we had sex a couple of times. But I’ve bought him new jeans, gave him food and even gave him 1.000 roubles (around $ 30) when he left.”

After that she wrote a notice to the police claiming the man tried to rob her shop.

Both Olga and Viktor may now face prison terms. The woman could be convicted of surprise sex, while the man of robbery.


A bit odd innit? sweatdrop  

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PostPosted: Thu Apr 16, 2009 4:40 pm
Kaori Kapoigne
OH WOW:

Quote:
A hairdresser from the small Russian town of Meshchovsk has subdued a man who tried to rob her shop, and then raped him for three days in the utility room, Life.ru reports.

The incident occurred on Saturday, March 14. The working day was coming to an end at a small hairdressers, when a man armed with a gun rushed in and demanded the day’s earnings.

The frightened employees and customers agreed to fulfill his demand, but when the shop’s owner, 28-year-old Olga, was handing the money to the robber, she suddenly knocked him down on the floor and then tied him up with a hairdryer cord. The 32-year-old Viktor couldn’t have known that the woman was a yellow belt in karate.

Olga locked the unlucky robber in the utility room and told her colleagues that she was going to call the police – but didn’t do so. When everybody left home, she approached the man and ordered him to ‘take of his underpants’ threatening to hand him over to the police if he refuses to cooperate.

After that Olga raped her hostage for three long days. She chained Viktor to the radiator with pink furry handcuffs and fed him Viagra.

She eventually let the man go on Monday, March 16, saying: “Get out of my sight!”

Viktor went straight to hospital as his genitals were injured, and then to the police.

Olga was resentful when she was taken by the police.

“What a b*****d,” the woman said about Viktor. “Yes, we had sex a couple of times. But I’ve bought him new jeans, gave him food and even gave him 1.000 roubles (around $ 30) when he left.”

After that she wrote a notice to the police claiming the man tried to rob her shop.

Both Olga and Viktor may now face prison terms. The woman could be convicted of surprise sex, while the man of robbery.


A bit odd innit? sweatdrop
Surprise sex? I know i shouldn't be, but i lol'd.  
PostPosted: Thu Apr 16, 2009 5:32 pm
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OH WOW:

Quote:
A hairdresser from the small Russian town of Meshchovsk has subdued a man who tried to rob her shop, and then raped him for three days in the utility room, Life.ru reports.

The incident occurred on Saturday, March 14. The working day was coming to an end at a small hairdressers, when a man armed with a gun rushed in and demanded the day’s earnings.

The frightened employees and customers agreed to fulfill his demand, but when the shop’s owner, 28-year-old Olga, was handing the money to the robber, she suddenly knocked him down on the floor and then tied him up with a hairdryer cord. The 32-year-old Viktor couldn’t have known that the woman was a yellow belt in karate.

Olga locked the unlucky robber in the utility room and told her colleagues that she was going to call the police – but didn’t do so. When everybody left home, she approached the man and ordered him to ‘take of his underpants’ threatening to hand him over to the police if he refuses to cooperate.

After that Olga raped her hostage for three long days. She chained Viktor to the radiator with pink furry handcuffs and fed him Viagra.

She eventually let the man go on Monday, March 16, saying: “Get out of my sight!”

Viktor went straight to hospital as his genitals were injured, and then to the police.

Olga was resentful when she was taken by the police.

“What a b*****d,” the woman said about Viktor. “Yes, we had sex a couple of times. But I’ve bought him new jeans, gave him food and even gave him 1.000 roubles (around $ 30) when he left.”

After that she wrote a notice to the police claiming the man tried to rob her shop.

Both Olga and Viktor may now face prison terms. The woman could be convicted of surprise sex, while the man of robbery.


A bit odd innit? sweatdrop
Surprise sex? I know i shouldn't be, but i lol'd.
...I'm sorry, that's bloody amazing. And with the pink fuzzy handcuffs, too!  

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PostPosted: Thu Apr 16, 2009 8:20 pm
Now that is the kinda news that I need to see more often. Thanks for the pick-me-up, Vikki. Not everything is murder in the news, it would seem.  
PostPosted: Fri Apr 17, 2009 1:13 am
That's pretty bizarre. sweatdrop  

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PostPosted: Fri Apr 17, 2009 2:27 am
IN RUSSIA WOMAN RAPES YOU.  
PostPosted: Fri Apr 17, 2009 12:08 pm
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IN RUSSIA WOMAN SURPRISE SEXES YOU.

fix'd.  

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PostPosted: Fri Apr 17, 2009 12:20 pm
dixieboy
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IN RUSSIA WOMAN SURPRISE SEXES YOU.

fix'd.
Nooooo, you broke it! scream  
PostPosted: Fri Apr 17, 2009 12:44 pm
Kaori Kapoigne
dixieboy
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IN RUSSIA WOMAN SURPRISE SEXES YOU.

fix'd.
Nooooo, you broke it! scream
but-but-but... emo  

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PostPosted: Sat Apr 18, 2009 2:33 am
dixieboy
Kaori Kapoigne
dixieboy
Lt. Brookman
IN RUSSIA WOMAN SURPRISE SEXES YOU.

fix'd.
Nooooo, you broke it! scream
but-but-but... emo
In Russia they don't use fancy terms and words, they are blunt. Plus I'm pretty sure rape and surprise sex are not the same in the end.  
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