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Me gusta ir al cine. |
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Tengo novio. |
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No tomo alcohol. |
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Poll Whore |
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Posted: Sat Jul 05, 2008 7:44 pm
Sabias que ayer tuve mi primer accidente en moto? blaugh
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Posted: Mon Jul 07, 2008 5:09 pm
eso no suena bien sabias que me rei mucho con esto? :
These are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and now published by court reporters who had the torment of staying calm while these exchanges were actually taking place:
Q: What is your date of birth? A: July fifteenth. Q: What year? A: Every year.
Q: What gear were you in at the moment of the impact? A: Gucci sweats and Reeboks.
Q: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all? A: Yes. Q: And in what ways does it affect your memory? A: I forget. Q: You forget. Can you give us an example of something that you've forgotten?
Q: How old is your son, the one living with you? A: Thirty-eight or thirty-five, I can't remember which. Q: How long has he lived with you? A: Forty-five years.
Q: What was the first thing your husband said to you when he woke that morning? A: He said, "Where am I, Cathy?" Q: And why did that upset you? A: My name is Susan.
Q: And where was the location of the accident? A: Approximately milepost 499. Q: And where is milepost 499? A: Probably between milepost 498 and 500.
Q: Sir, what is your IQ? A: Well, I can see pretty well, I think.
Q: Did you blow your horn or anything? A: After the accident? Q: Before the accident. A: Sure, I played for ten years. I even went to school for it.
Q: Do you know if your daughter has ever been involved in voodoo or the occult? A: We both do. Q: Voodoo? A: We do. Q: You do? A: Yes, voodoo.
Q: Trooper, when you stopped the defendant, were your red and blue lights flashing? A: Yes. Q: Did the defendant say anything when she got out of her car? A: Yes, sir. Q: What did she say? A: What disco am I at?
Q: Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn't know about it until the next morning?
Q: The youngest son, the twenty-year old, how old is he?
Q: Were you present when your picture was taken?
Q: So the date of conception (of the baby) was August eighth? A: Yes. Q: And what were you doing at that time?
Q: She had three children, right? A: Yes. Q: How many were boys? A: None. Q: Were there any girls?
Q: You say the stairs went down to the basement? A: Yes. Q: And these stairs, did they go up also?
Q: How was your first marriage terminated? A: By death. Q: And by whose death was it terminated?
Q: Can you describe the individual? A: He was about medium height and had a beard. Q: Was this a male, or a female?
Q: Is your appearance here this morning pursuant to a deposition notice which I sent to your attorney? A: No, this is how I dress when I go to work.
Q: Doctor, how many autopsies have you performed on dead people? A: All my autopsies are performed on dead people.
Q: All your responses must be oral, OK? What school did you go to? A: Oral.
Q: Do you recall the time that you examined the body? A: The autopsy started around 8:30 p.m. Q: And Mr. Dennington was dead at the time? A: No, he was sitting on the table wondering why I was doing an autopsy.
Q: Are you qualified to give a urine sample?
Q: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse? A: No. Q: Did you check for blood pressure? A: No. Q: Did you check for breathing? A: No. Q: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy? A: No. Q: How can you be so sure, Doctor? A: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar. Q: But could the patient have still been alive nevertheless? A: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law somewhere.
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Posted: Tue Jul 08, 2008 5:34 pm
sabias que lo lei solo hasta la mitad?
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Posted: Tue Jul 08, 2008 11:19 pm
Sabias que yo lo lei todo? xD
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Cindoooooooor Vice Captain
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Posted: Wed Jul 09, 2008 12:00 am
Sabias que yo lo empeze a leer, pero como no le entendia, solo lei de a puchitos?
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Posted: Wed Jul 09, 2008 12:04 am
xd , sabias que estaba viendo Dr House, pero me empezaron a andar mal los videos y se ven trabados asi que deje de ver u.u, y no quiero reiniciar la pc porq toy subiendo mugre xd ?
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Cindoooooooor Vice Captain
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Posted: Wed Jul 09, 2008 12:07 am
Sabias que no se que es "subir mugre"? sweatdrop
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Posted: Wed Jul 09, 2008 12:09 am
es como bajar mugre, pero en vez de bajar subis, ahora estoy subiendo un video de un anime para una pagina xd
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Cindoooooooor Vice Captain
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Posted: Wed Jul 09, 2008 12:21 am
Ahhh... sabias que? ya entendi!!! biggrin
Que anime? cual? esta bueno???
segui subiendo mangas al sub foro, nene! mad
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Posted: Wed Jul 09, 2008 12:22 am
ya puse animes y nadie los vio Dx xd ---
toe subiendo Suzumiya Haruhi No Yuutsu, miralo!! biggrin
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Cindoooooooor Vice Captain
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Posted: Wed Jul 09, 2008 12:29 am
El problema es que nose porque, pero aca no puedo ver videos... o no ese formato con lo que los subistes... en ninguna de las dos computadoras que hay aca metidas!!! son unas incompetentes!!! no sirven para nada!!! Las deberian despedir!!! mad
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Posted: Wed Jul 09, 2008 12:37 am
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Cindoooooooor Vice Captain
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Posted: Wed Jul 09, 2008 12:40 am
Si, eso lo pueso ver... pero la pantalla no se me agranda... tendre algun problema de tamaño, yo? confused
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Posted: Wed Jul 09, 2008 12:42 am
Es que el 1er capitulo es asi (esta hecho como si lo hubieran grabado con una camara de video :E), ese creo que tendria que ser como el 12, pero pasan todos los capitulos mezclados xD , ahora pongo los links en el subforo por si alguien los quiere ver =P
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Cindoooooooor Vice Captain
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Posted: Wed Jul 09, 2008 12:46 am
Ea!!! si!!! por fin alguien me busca animes pa' que los pueda ver yo!
xd
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