___ ways to annoy your band director

[Kuro_Tamashi]

Well...some things that I do to my director, is...

~Randomly talk to him, about anything, the weather...anything
~Contiuously ask about the same thing yu want everyday valve oil, reeds, books, anything, just ask him everyday for the same thing
~Tell him he should direct differently
~complain all the time when you don't like a song you're playing
~Come in for a game and yell, "WHOS PUMPED UP!?!! YEEEEAAAAHHH"...when everyone else is sitting in silence.  

[blackdragonwingz]

Hehehehehe.....


1. Squeak like crazy.
2. TALK. Just talking sends him over the edge.
3. Interrupt, or tell him how his strategies aren't working. Whew. That one'll make him insane. xd  

[Shadoe_of_the_Phoenix]

Wad paper up while the band is playing then un wad it during the rests or when he is talking.  

[Pete-RRRRRR]

say ''i have to go to the bathroom''' every time they start a song  

[LEMURIANsavant]

stare at him...

play something right the first time so he doesn't have anything to yell at

smile at a marching-band competition

tell him that you forgot your instrunment, and then go get it out of the locker in the back of the room...

play the trombone with a bassoon reed.  

[blackdragonwingz]

Flirt with the opposing team.

Or.

Tell the opposing team they stink.

domokun  

[LEMURIANsavant]

that always does it...  

[blackdragonwingz]

Or you can ask him why people kill his instruments.  

[hippogriff_08]

hide the baton xd  

[piccolo_pixie]

hippogriff_08

hide the baton xd

thats so much fun! whee  

[Somnambulated Love]

--turn your music upside down and try to play it then tell him you dunno why it sounds wierd.

--put everyone on the harmony part so no one has the melody

--steal the scores to all his music

--take out one instrument's part in a new box of music

--jump around like a retard xD  

[Somnambulated Love]

--turn your music upside down and try to play it then tell him you dunno why it sounds wierd.

--put everyone on the harmony part so no one has the melody

--steal the scores to all his music

--take out one instrument's part in a new box of music

--jump around like a retard xD  

[hippogriff_08]

piccolo_pixie

hippogriff_08

hide the baton xd

thats so much fun! whee

of course, but i've never done it to mine...i'm a goody-twoshoes  

[Russ B]

We make random noises directed in his direction.

Much fun.

*We also say "Snarf" alot.*  

[hippogriff_08]

Keara-chan

--turn your music upside down and try to play it then tell him you dunno why it sounds wierd.

we actually had to "pretend" to do that for a concert. It was called Jingle Bells Upside Down with trombones as the stars! xd