.::Killing The Persons Wish Above You::.

[xjewiex]

Wish granted, but your life is more boring and dull!

I wish I have real friends!  

[BurninBite]

Granted but then they all die by getting hit by a bus.

I wish I had a cookie.  

[elementalphantomthief]

Granted but it crumbled.

I wish I could go to my con  

[Wyscol]

I ORDER YOU TO CLICK

(con=contra)
Granted,but when you arrive he transforms into a pro.
I wish my teacher put me the "A" she promise me  

[Ilyasviel16]

Rising in the West and setting in the East,

Granted but, the paper gets lost even before you see it.
I wish I had an older brother..

Seems a bit chaotic, no?

 

[Sokee-Chan]

Granted, but he wants to be a girl and becomes transgendered.

I wish my cosplay wasn't so small.  

[Buttered Pants]

granted but then ur mom hates u now sad

i wish i had people who cared a bout me!  

[Hersheydudette]

Granted, but they care too much and don't let you leave the house for fear of what could happen to you.

I wish that I pick the right college.  

[NamiKennedy]

wish granted but the colloge u wanted got eaten by a gaint purple squirrel

i wish i was more creative  

[Mochiccino]

Wish granted but your creativity is perverted

I wish that I could meet my bf already.

 

[elementalphantomthief]

Granted but he had to leave the minute you met him

I wish my finals were over  

[Avaerie]

Granted, your finals are over now!
By the way, you got all F's for rushing them. :3

I wish my internship didn't have to be so boring.

 

[XxXluna eclipseXxX]

wish granted, but you are chased and eaten by giant blue bunny rabbits

i wish i could be more happy  

[Avaerie]

Granted. You are now in the happiest place; heaven. :3
Did you say goodbye to your friends?

I wish my boyfriend was here.

 

[Demonic_Mourning]

Granted, but he's in a sound-proof mime box.

I wish I didn't have to take a damn plane in two weeks.