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 Posted: Fri May 04, 2007 1:19 am
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Posted: Fri May 04, 2007 1:01 pm
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ill give ya'all one from my senior year in highschool, government class
teacher: now, i want you all to use full names in your reports, for example, i want you to say " d**k Cheynee ((sp? ))" intead of " d**k " 'cuz there are a lot of " d**k's " in the world, how am i supposed to know which one your talking about?
thus my entire senior class started grinning, and my teacher looked shocked, we started laughing our asses off, him along with us, and needless to say, that little epidemic made it into the year book......we had such an awsome government teacher.......nyahahaha!!
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Posted: Sun May 06, 2007 3:49 pm
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Posted: Sun May 06, 2007 10:30 pm
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Posted: Mon May 07, 2007 10:09 am
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Posted: Mon May 07, 2007 7:19 pm
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Posted: Mon May 07, 2007 11:49 pm
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Posted: Wed May 09, 2007 2:20 pm
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Posted: Wed May 09, 2007 5:54 pm
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Posted: Wed May 09, 2007 6:01 pm
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You know what's a fantastic place for UST and suggestiveness?
Drama.
Oh my god, I love high school drama club.
We're doing the play Damn Yankees right now, and in the middle of one of the songs, "The Game," it's basically about guys resisting women and booze and gambling so their baseball game is better. So they start having locker room talk and talk about the girls they've resisted for the sake of the game.
Well, one of the verses goes as such-
Player: There was that waitress back in Kansas city/
Built for comfort, dumb but pretty-
Guys: Yeah? YEAH?
Player: Man, her perfume sure did smell sweet/
Got her up to my hotel suite
Guys: Yeah? YEAH?
Player: *grabs one of the other players, who is quite cute, and brings him into a dip, as if he's the woman* She kills a pint of gin, more or less-
Guys: Ooooh.
Player: *runs hand down other guys chest* The lights are low- *hushed* and she slips off her dress...
Now, when the guys start going "yeah?" again, the two's lips get closer, and closer, and then-
Player: *drops other guy* BUT THEN I THOUGHT ABOUT THE GAME!
Guys: The game! The game!
XD
And in another verse, the two guys were supposed to kiss (or make it look like they kissed- and damn was it a treat during rehearsal to watch! They were quite convincing.) and then walk off all awkward and hetero like they didn't know what they were doing, but they chickened out and went with the dip thing again. :/
But man, is drama AWESOME.
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Posted: Wed May 09, 2007 7:05 pm
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Posted: Thu May 10, 2007 2:19 am
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Kitsune-chan! That is SO not fair, PLEASE get a camera or something! *squeal*
Hm. Brandon and Nath are cute, but only together. Theyre actually total assholes, but I'm nice to them just because of the UST.
Anywho, more ust from them, I quote what I posted a few pages ago:
Quote: Rahahah. Um. There are these two guys in my class. Nathaniel and Brandon. I SWEAR TO YOU, THEY ARE DOING IT. So. I've been mentally torturing Brandon by mentioning S&M, which the innocent little 14-year old is not very familiar with. Anyway, he eventually found out what it meant. But he still didn't really... understand... all he knew was that is was something SEXUAL. So he told me: "Please tell me! I won't tell anyone! Nobody cares! Except Nath..." And I DIED. And then again. "I like big Nathes" (you know like the song by Sir Mixalot) and "Hi I'm Ben. Ben Dover." And such things, ALL THE TIME. And once I found them SUPER-HUGGING in the corridor. Like almost makeout-hug. Heh. I love them.
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Posted: Thu May 10, 2007 3:55 pm
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Posted: Thu May 10, 2007 7:03 pm
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Posted: Thu May 10, 2007 9:38 pm
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