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 Posted: Wed Aug 21, 2013 1:10 pm
My wife and I were watching Who Wants To Be A Millionaire while we were in bed.
I turned to her and said, 'Do you want to have Sex?'
'No,' she answered.
I then said, 'Is that your final answer?'
... She didn't even look at me this time, simply saying, 'Yes..'
So I said, "Then I'd like to phone a friend."
And that's when the fight started...
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Posted: Wed Aug 21, 2013 1:11 pm
I took my wife to a restaurant.
The waiter, for some reason, took my order first.
"I'll have the rump steak, rare, please."
He said, "Aren't you worried about the mad cow?"
"Nah, she can order for herself."
And that's when the fight started.....
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Posted: Wed Aug 21, 2013 1:13 pm
My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our upcoming anniversary.
She said, "I want something shiny that goes from 0 to 150 in about 3 seconds."
I bought her a bathroom scale.
And then the fight started......
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Posted: Wed Aug 21, 2013 1:14 pm
My wife was standing nude, looking in the bedroom mirror.
She was not happy with what she saw and said to me,
"I feel horrible; I look old, fat and ugly. I really need you
to pay me a compliment.'
I replied, "Your eyesight's damn near perfect."
And then the fight started........
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Posted: Sat Sep 07, 2013 9:44 am
https://sphotos-a-dfw.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn2/1185822_196669443848409_1719183081_n.jpg
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Posted: Sun Sep 08, 2013 4:38 am
You seem to be alone here Pink! here you go! The Last Muppet! cracked me up! 
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Posted: Sun Sep 08, 2013 4:41 am
hehe!
A Muppet's Quandry
Previous Next
One day Kermit the Frog was looking sad. Fozzie Bear went up to him and asked what was wrong.
Kermit said, "I'm having problems with Miss Piggy."
"Like what?" asked Fozzie.
"Well, Piggy wants me to eat her out and I can't."
Fozzie asked, "So, what's wrong with that? You're not a prude or anything."
"No," sighed Kermit, "but I am a Jew."
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Posted: Thu Sep 12, 2013 7:53 am
https://sphotos-b-pao.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/1238048_10201781381037633_1529985469_n.jpg
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Posted: Fri Sep 13, 2013 8:20 am
Why don't blondes have elevator jobs?
They don't know the route.
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Posted: Fri Sep 13, 2013 2:07 pm
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Posted: Sun Sep 15, 2013 6:05 am
Geriatric Halloween
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There was an old couple who hadn't celebrated Halloween in a long time, so they decided to dress up and go out. The old woman went in her bedroom, stripped naked, and tied a string between her legs with a lemon at the end of the string. When she walked out of the room her husband yelled, "You can't go out like that!"
"I can go out as whatever I want and so can you!"
The man agreed and went into his room. Soon he came out naked with a string tied to his p***s and a potato at the end of the string.
The woman said, "You're going out as that?"
''Yes,'' said the old man. ''If you can go out as a sourpuss, I can go out as a dicktator."
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Posted: Sun Sep 15, 2013 6:10 am
10 Things That Sound Dirty on Halloween
10. SHE'S A GOBLIN!
9. I'D LIKE TO GET A LITTLE SOMETHIN IN THE SACK TONIGHT.
8. JUST GET ON YOUR HANDS AND KNEES AND BOB YOUR HEAD.
7. SHE'S GOT A COUPLE OF NICE PUMPKINS ON HER PORCH.
6. IF YOU JUST LICK IT, IT WILL LAST LONGER.
5. LET ME SEE YOUR BIG SACK.
4. CAN I EAT YOUR ZAGNUTS?
3. HAVE YOUR MOM CHECK IT BEFORE YOU PUT IT IN YOUR MOUTH.
2. YOU SCARED ME STIFF!
1. HE'S GOT CANDY SPREAD OUT ON THE LIVING ROOM FLOOR!
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Posted: Sun Sep 15, 2013 6:11 am
Pink Fregia My wife and I were watching Who Wants To Be A Millionaire while we were in bed.
I turned to her and said, 'Do you want to have Sex?'
'No,' she answered.
I then said, 'Is that your final answer?'
... She didn't even look at me this time, simply saying, 'Yes..'
So I said, "Then I'd like to phone a friend."
And that's when the fight started... funny Joke Pink! by the way love your avi! so cute!=)
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Posted: Sun Sep 15, 2013 6:58 am
Queen-tintin Pink Fregia My wife and I were watching Who Wants To Be A Millionaire while we were in bed.
I turned to her and said, 'Do you want to have Sex?'
'No,' she answered.
I then said, 'Is that your final answer?'
... She didn't even look at me this time, simply saying, 'Yes..'
So I said, "Then I'd like to phone a friend."
And that's when the fight started... funny Joke Pink! by the way love your avi! so cute!=)
I know I have not been around much lately. I am getting ready to go to AZ. My gf's daughters wedding n spend time with my gf. I am so excited. I do try to pop on n post
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Posted: Sun Sep 15, 2013 7:05 am
Pink Fregia Queen-tintin Pink Fregia My wife and I were watching Who Wants To Be A Millionaire while we were in bed.
I turned to her and said, 'Do you want to have Sex?'
'No,' she answered.
I then said, 'Is that your final answer?'
... She didn't even look at me this time, simply saying, 'Yes..'
So I said, "Then I'd like to phone a friend."
And that's when the fight started... funny Joke Pink! by the way love your avi! so cute!=)
I know I have not been around much lately. I am getting ready to go to AZ. My gf's daughters wedding n spend time with my gf. I am so excited. I do try to pop on n post Ok sounds good! well have fun! wddings are always good!=) for partying!
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