UNIVERSAL VIDEO GAME THREAD

[Vikki Stardust]

Superman? emotion_kirakira  

[Hoxtalicious]

That scene.

Dem feels.

 

[DarkElf27]

I suppose this means I need to unwrap my copy eventually... sweatdrop  

[Hoxtalicious]

Cool masks.

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Cool guns.

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Become part of a crew.

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Plus, if you join our games you're not required to buy any DLC! If the host has it others can join in as well. mrgreen  

[Vikki Stardust]

Only thing missing from that post is the sound of fapping. emotion_awesome  

[Hoxtalicious]

Well excuse me for liking a game so much that it replaced the remnants of my once human heart with a small Titan safe that can only be drilled and not blown open or picked by petty crooks.

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Finally got the Iron Man skill again, so I can once more be the slowest person in a crew, so I'll be shouted at a lot to get a move on. I also took the Bulletproof skill, so that suit of armour just got 50% more sturdy. I can now no longer be downed by snipers or Bronco cops in two shots. Just need to ace it so I can scoot and shoot, because nothing quite says "suppressing fire!" quite like a mini-dozer running at you LMG blazing.

In the words of the other TechForcer we have in our crew: "Dear policeman, I am your god now. Run. Run. Run."  

[Asmondai]

Here, let me open that for you. cool  

[Hoxtalicious]

I heard you like hurting people?

http://www.overkillsoftware.com/hotlinemiami/mrated.html

 

[Vikki Stardust]

BrookM

I heard you like hurting people?

Next time we meet, I'm going to hurt you. I'm going to hurt you good. I will punch you in the soul. emotion_c8  

[Asmondai]

Microsoft bought Minecraft

 

[Hoxtalicious]

Asmondai

Microsoft bought Minecraft

Old news is old. ninja  

[Hoxtalicious]

Hotline Miami DLC Day 2, weapons unveiled:

Three new SMG's
- Uzi
- Tec-9
- Skorpion

Five new melee weapons:
- Machete
- Baseball bat
- Fire axe
- Meat cleaver
- Briefcase

Two masks previewed:
- Rooster
- Bunny

Also, owners of the soundtrack can probably expect some more free tracks tomorrow as well.  

[Hoxtalicious]

Vikki Stardust

BrookM

I heard you like hurting people?

Next time we meet, I'm going to hurt you. I'm going to hurt you good. I will punch you in the soul. emotion_c8

I should warn you, it's becoming a posse around here. We got enough crooks now to run a four-man crew.  

[Asmondai]

BrookM

Old news is old. ninja

 

[Hoxtalicious]

Before I forget yet again, I played a few games of Payday 2 with DE27 this Sunday.

Highlights include:
- Getting an F in chemistry.
- Me shrieking like a girl when we came across a Cloaker on the bridge, worst part, he wasn't even charging yet.
- Me giving a good lecture about stealth, only to get detected myself.
- Playing a bank job on normal, telling him it'll be easy and what jumps through the window during the first assault? Two bulldozers.