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 Posted: Mon Nov 22, 2010 5:50 pm
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Posted: Mon Nov 22, 2010 5:51 pm
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Posted: Mon Nov 22, 2010 5:51 pm
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Posted: Mon Nov 22, 2010 5:52 pm
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Posted: Mon Nov 22, 2010 5:53 pm
Three friends walk into a bar one evening. They ordered their drinks and started talking about their jobs. One friend, a lawyer, began discussing a recent case while his friend who works in real estate went on about the prime property available in the middle of the city. The third friend was quiet until he said, "I play online roulette, that's my job". The two looked at him in awe. "It's a great job," he continued, "as long as you win!"
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Posted: Mon Nov 22, 2010 5:54 pm
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Posted: Mon Nov 22, 2010 5:56 pm
A horse walks into a bar, across the room, up the back wall, across the ceiling, down the front wall and then up to the bar. The bartender gives the horse a beer, he drinks it and leaves. A guy sitting at the bar looks perplexed and asks the bartender "Hey, what's that all about?" The bartender replies, "Don't take it personally, he never says 'Hi' to anyone."
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Posted: Mon Nov 22, 2010 5:58 pm
An old lady walks into a bar with a duck under her arm. A scraggly old drunk staggers over, takes one look, and says, "Jeeeez, that's the UGLIEST thing I ever saw!" The woman turns her nose up at him and says, "This happens to be a stately creature! Go away, you horrid man!" The old drunk yells, "Lady, I was talkin' to the duck!"
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Posted: Tue Nov 23, 2010 8:16 am
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Posted: Tue Nov 23, 2010 1:46 pm
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Posted: Tue Nov 23, 2010 1:52 pm
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Posted: Tue Nov 23, 2010 4:31 pm
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Posted: Wed Nov 24, 2010 5:48 am
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Posted: Wed Nov 24, 2010 12:46 pm
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Posted: Wed Nov 24, 2010 12:57 pm
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