•unfortunately , fortunately•

[Hilfin]

Fortunately, none of them are bright enough to know how to successfully do it.

 

[MissLadyMarmalade]

Unfortunately, every person on the planet has no brain, and they turn into zombies!  

[anticupid16]

♭♮♯

Sleeping wonder lies to me, and the lies are sweet.

Fortunately you have an effective shotgun and a backup plan involving peanut butter.

♩♪♫♬
Music is sung with simple words, and simple words can save the world.

♯♮♭

 

[Murderous Temptation]

Unfortunately, the zombies bent your gun barrel and vampire cockroaches ate all the peanut butter.  

[vxrs]

fortunately, you know rhe art of concealment(how to make yourself disappear)  

[lilac wanda 28]

Unfortunately, so does a three-headed dragon and starts chasing you, trying to burn you to a crisp.  

[vxrs]

fortunately, you are fire-resistant  

[Kurozumu_Miku]

unfortunately, you are not eat-proof and the dragon eats you to leave you rotting in its stomach acids  

[Dollie Missy]

Fortunately the acids are actually yummy gummy bears in disguise.  

[Death At Will]

unfortunately the gummy bears were poisoned which made your vision blurry.  

[Wolf-keybearer]

Fortunately, an old man came along and gave you an antidote.  

[vxrs]

Unfortunately, the old man turned into a demon and wanted to eat you.

 

[Lashuri Chan]

Fortunately you drank the antidote and got away before he could attack.

 

[vxrs]

Unfortunately, you fall into a ditch while you were running away and broke your leg.  

[quite uneventful]

fortunately, in the ditch there was hidden gold.