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A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

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lol bar  

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Bloke walks into a bar and says to the landlord "can I use the toilet"
"sure" says the landlord.
"Its just I have to take salts"the bloke says
"no problem"says the landlord.
The bloke goes to the toilet then stays for a beer.
About half hour later another bloke goes to the toilet.He comes out gagging with a hankey over his nose.
"Everything alright Sir?"says the landlord
No! your loos are rank,s**t on the wall,s**t on the ceiling and s**t on the floor!"says the bloke.
The landlord sees the first bloke sitting there and asks him if the loos were ok when he visited them.
"sure"he says
"well what were those salts you took?"says the landlord
"SUMMERSALTS"he says.



Read more: What "walk into a bar" jokes do you know? | Answerbag http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/504697#ixzz1648Y9TLE  

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A guy walks into a bar with a dog. He claims the dog can talk. "Give me a beer and I'll show you." The bartender slides a beer to him and the man asks the dog, "Fido, what is that above our heads?" The dog says, "Roof!" The irritated bartender says, "That's not talking, he sounds like any other dog." The man says, "OK, how about this - Fido, who was the best baseball player of all time?" The dog says, "Ruth!" The bartender throws the man and the dog out of the bar. Fido says to the man, "Ya think I shouldda said DiMaggio?"  

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A drunk walks out of a bar and sees a nun standing at a bus stop. He walks up to her and punches her in the face. When she falls to the ground, he starts screaming, "You're not so tough now, are you, Batman?"  

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