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A doctor, a reverend and a Canadian walk into a bar. They each order a beer and go sit down. Just then, three flies fly into the bar and land on each one of their beers.

The doctor looks disgusted and pushes away his beer. "That's just unsanitary!" and he orders himself a new beer.

The reverend just smiles, "No, that's not for you my little friend." Waving his hand he shoos the fly away and continues to drink his beer.

The Canadian grabs the fly, holds him over his open hand and yells, "Alright, cough it up, eh!"

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[greeny tree]

3 guys walk into a bar... the last one ducked.



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i dont get it  

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John was sitting outside his local pub one day, enjoying a quiet pint and generally feeling good about himself, when a nun suddenly appears at his table and starts decrying the evils of drinking.

"You should be ashamed of yourself young man! Drinking is a Sin! Alcohol is the blood of the devil!"

Now John gets pretty annoyed about this, and goes on the offensive. "How do you know this, Sister?"

"My Mother Superior told me so."

"But have you ever had a drink yourself? How can you be sure that what you are saying is right?"

"Don't be ridiculous--of course I have never taken alcohol myself"

"Then let me buy you a drink - if you still believe afterwards that it is evil I will give up drink for life"

"How could I, a Nun, sit outside this public house drinking?!"

"I'll get the barman to put it in a teacup for you, then no one will ever know."

The Nun reluctantly agrees, so John goes inside to the bar.

"Another pint for me, and a triple vodka on the rocks", then he lowers his voice and says to the barman "and could you put the vodka in a teacup?"

The barman replies "Oh no! It's not that Nun again is it?"

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A man goes to a bar with his dog. He goes up to the bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says "You can`t bring that dog in here!" The guy, without missing a beat, says "This is my seeing-eye dog." "Oh man, " the bartender says, "I`m sorry, here, the first one`s on me." The man takes his drink and goes to a table near the door.

Another guy walks in the bar with a Chihuahua. The first guys sees him, stops him and says "You can`t bring that dog in here unless you tell him it`s a seeing-eye dog." The second man graciously thanks the first man and continues to the bar. He asks for a drink. The bartender says "Hey, you can`t bring that dog in here!"

The second man replies "This is my seeing-eye dog." The bartender says, "No, I don`t think so. They do not have Chiwauas as seeing-eye dogs." The man pauses for a half-second and replies "What?!?! They gave me a Chihuahua?!?"



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lol  

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dark evil shadow evil

i dont get it

difrent kinda bar  

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[dark evil shadow evil]

i meant the Canadian one  

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