Worst Things You Can Ever Say As A Pagan

[Cunning Witch Angus]

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Amilia - French princess of the 1800s. Has a twin sister, a husband, and two white tigers.

Guardian (Drake) - I am currently writing his story out. He is Amilia's husband and guardian. He looks after me as a lover and as my guardian. Obsessed with destroying the dragon that killed his wife and the other dragon that killed him.

I am but a servant...

Since I stalk the Royal Families of Europe I know for a fact that Princess Amelia is of the British Royal Family. She has the date right...sorta. She died in the mid-1800s. Some boats are named after her.

And as far as I am aware none of the royal families have every had a member die via a dragon.

EDIT: Unless she is referring to this lady of the House of Orléans in which case she isn't really a princess of France...
Amélie (1865-1951) ~ Carlos I, king of Portugal

...of the Cunning Flame

 

[Calelith]

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the thirteen rules of witchcraft

1. Know yourself in order to know others.
2. Know your craft and use your gift wisely.
3. Learn from life.
4. Apply knowledge with wisdom, not haste or malice.
5. Achieve balance in all that you do.
6. Keep your words in good order.
7. Keep your thoughts in good order.
8. Celebrate life.
9. Attune with the universal energies of the universe.
10. Breathe and eat correctly.
11. Exercise the body.
12. Meditate.
13. Honour your spiritual mother and father.

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I agree in full. If there is any doubt about what the admin-type dude is saying, I recomend that you pick up books. Scott Cunningham, DJ Conway, most books published by Llewellen are credible! Look into those for more knowledge and if that is not enough, find a priestess/priest whom you trust or even just a witch with more experience that you will listen to. we are subject to the laws of nature. those who can think it is in their power to warp the natural order of things to that extent are selfish and foolish. no doubt.

 

[Cunning Witch Angus]

I am but a servant...

I think I just died a little inside crying

...of the Cunning Flame

 

[rmcdra]

Arcanist Angus

I am but a servant...

I think I just died a little inside crying

...of the Cunning Flame

Same here.  

[Cunning Witch Angus]

I am but a servant...

Where is this person so I can strangle them evil

...of the Cunning Flame

 

[Calelith]

Arcanist Angus

I am but a servant...

Where is this person so I can strangle them evil

...of the Cunning Flame

In a guild that I now can't remember the name of
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[aoijea23487]

Calelith

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the thirteen rules of witchcraft

1. Know yourself in order to know others.
2. Know your craft and use your gift wisely.
3. Learn from life.
4. Apply knowledge with wisdom, not haste or malice.
5. Achieve balance in all that you do.
6. Keep your words in good order.
7. Keep your thoughts in good order.
8. Celebrate life.
9. Attune with the universal energies of the universe.
10. Breathe and eat correctly.
11. Exercise the body.
12. Meditate.
13. Honour your spiritual mother and father.

Actually, those are the Thirteen Goals of a Witch of the Standing Stone Tradition. I don't see that much of a problem here.  

[Calelith]

Illiezeulette

Calelith

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the thirteen rules of witchcraft

1. Know yourself in order to know others.
2. Know your craft and use your gift wisely.
3. Learn from life.
4. Apply knowledge with wisdom, not haste or malice.
5. Achieve balance in all that you do.
6. Keep your words in good order.
7. Keep your thoughts in good order.
8. Celebrate life.
9. Attune with the universal energies of the universe.
10. Breathe and eat correctly.
11. Exercise the body.
12. Meditate.
13. Honour your spiritual mother and father.

Actually, those are the Thirteen Goals of a Witch of the Standing Stone Tradition. I don't see that much of a problem here.

It's a Wicca guild, trying to pass it off as rules for all witches and Wiccans.

 

[erinnightwalker]

rmcdra

Arcanist Angus

I am but a servant...

I think I just died a little inside crying

...of the Cunning Flame

Same here.

Seems to happen a lot in this thread..... The Death of the Thousand Fluffs!


Makes me want to post this pic....

 

[aoijea23487]

Calelith

It's a Wicca guild, trying to pass it off as rules for all witches and Wiccans.

Meh. It's a run-of-the-mill mistake. Not a "worst thing a pagan could ever say."  

[Cyrus the Elder]

Calelith

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the thirteen rules of witchcraft

1. Know yourself in order to know others.
2. Know your craft and use your gift wisely.
3. Learn from life.

THESE ARE ALL CLEARLY VERY POORLY CONCEALED DOUBLE ENTENDRES gonk

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4. Apply knowledge with wisdom, not haste or malice.

We're not allowed to think quickly? gonk

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5. Achieve balance in all that you do.

MORE ENTENDRES! gonk

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6. Keep your words in good order.

And you can speak good like what I does. 3nodding

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7. Keep your thoughts in good order.

Otherwise it just becomes a total mess up there. File cabinets left open, rooms trashed, looks like a band hired out your head for a weekend.

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8. Celebrate life.

WITH CAKE! Every day! whee

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9. Attune with the universal energies of the universe.

AS OPPOSED TO THE NON-UNIVERSAL ENERGIES OF THE UNIVERSE.

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10. Breathe and eat correctly.

TRUST ME, THE FIRST ONE IS VERY IMPORTANT.

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11. Exercise the body.

Because ******** the mind. ninja

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12. Meditate.

A great time to do this is when you're driving 3nodding

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13. Honour your spiritual mother and father.

But apparently who gives a crap about your biological mother and father?

Thank you, thank you, I'll be in town all week, try the shrimp!  

[too2sweet]

Illiezeulette

Calelith

It's a Wicca guild, trying to pass it off as rules for all witches and Wiccans.

Meh. It's a run-of-the-mill mistake. Not a "worst thing a pagan could ever say."

It'd be interesting to see where they got their version of it though, because the original is slightly different (but it makes a big difference in the meanings of some of them)...

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13 Goals of a Witch
by Scott Cunningham, Wicca for the Solitary Practitioner, 1988

1. Know yourself
2. Know your Craft (Wicca)
3. Learn
4. Apply knowledge with wisdom
5. Achieve balance
6. Keep your words in good order
7. Keep your thoughts in good order
8. Celebrate life
9. Attune with the cycles of the Earth
10. Breathe and eat correctly
11. Exercise the body
12. Meditate
13. Honor the Goddess and God

 

[Brass Bell Doll]

Isn't it interesting that they put honoring their deities at the bottom of the list?

I wonder why that is.  

[too2sweet]

Brass Bell Doll

Isn't it interesting that they put honoring their deities at the bottom of the list?

I wonder why that is.

I think that in many ways, it is through doing the first 12, that one honors one's deities (if the list is something that one follows).  

[erinnightwalker]

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dude dont even bother summoning a demon. they will folow you wherever you go and they will posses you and cause you to hurt or even kill the people you care about. iv studyed and read a lot about the paranormal if if im not mistaken demons and the children of the devil himself! sure im a vampire but heck i go to church all the time. but my point is do not summon a demon useing a book or an ouija board. demons are incredably hard to get rid of and en exorcism dosent normaly work all that well.

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