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 Posted: Mon Jan 15, 2018 7:57 pm
Gets: a briefcase full of empty bottles
Inserts: my left foot
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Posted: Sun Feb 04, 2018 12:58 am
Gets a basket of mismatched socks.
Inserts socks
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Posted: Sun Feb 04, 2018 1:03 pm
Gets: sock puppets
Inserts: googly eyes
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Posted: Sun Feb 04, 2018 8:40 pm
gets: the ominous feeling that Google's eyes are on you.
inserts: a "Welcome" doormat
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Posted: Sat Feb 10, 2018 11:37 am
Gets some whippersnappers walking all over you ~
Inserts walking cane
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Posted: Sun Jul 15, 2018 2:50 pm
Suddenly feels older lol
Inserts ice pack!
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Posted: Wed Jul 18, 2018 8:14 pm
Gets a dollar bill in the middle of a block of ice.
Inserts bookmark
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Posted: Wed Jul 18, 2018 9:49 pm
Gets: the hell out of dodge
Inserts: yo mama
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Posted: Wed Apr 10, 2019 8:41 am
Gets: a 1965 Ford Thunderbird
Inserts: A vape pen
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Posted: Wed Apr 10, 2019 2:56 pm
Gets: A puff of air.
Inserts: A tomato gun.
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Posted: Wed Apr 17, 2019 12:33 am
Gets: A police detective named Thomas A. Gunn
Inserts an indigo ink fountain pen.
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Posted: Wed Apr 17, 2019 4:41 pm
Gets Shy Violet.
Inserts the Critic.
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Posted: Wed Apr 17, 2019 6:54 pm
Get’s: Danny DeVito in a sweater vest, but with Jon Lovitz’s voice
Inserts: A copy of Ayn Rand’s “Atlas Shrugged”
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Posted: Thu Apr 18, 2019 3:42 pm
Gets a headache from reading.
Inserts some Advil.
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Posted: Thu Apr 18, 2019 4:38 pm
Gets some Extra strength Excedrin Migrane (seriously got a 🐩 of a headache today gonk )
Inserts an everlasting gobstopper
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