The - Yoghurt - Three word story!

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For the Queen,  

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Was rather horny  

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for an elderly  

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woman named Illy  

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, who by chance,  

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had just entered  

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the royal gardens  

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a week earlier  

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to perform reconnaissance  

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for her pornographic  

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dance routine. This  

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dance was banned  

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for obvious reasons,  

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In several countries  

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except Australia, where