*heads back to the bar to have a talk* Ma'am, I do believe you're
taking advantage of my intoxicated state. confused Hmm, still, I'm having
fun soooo... Pour me another drink! Whoo! Carpe diem, amirite? xd
*staggers woozily into a hailed taxi* Ma'am you ish teh besssht hostess
I ever met. You hold teh greatisht partays... *hic* blaugh *The driver, who
also might've "snuck a few", lets his foot off the brake just long enough
to drift into a street lamp* Well, I think I'll kerm back in-shide & shleep
this off ma'am. My head hurts & I think I'm develerpin' a fear o' taxis. xp
taking advantage of my intoxicated state. confused Hmm, still, I'm having
fun soooo... Pour me another drink! Whoo! Carpe diem, amirite? xd
*staggers woozily into a hailed taxi* Ma'am you ish teh besssht hostess
I ever met. You hold teh greatisht partays... *hic* blaugh *The driver, who
also might've "snuck a few", lets his foot off the brake just long enough
to drift into a street lamp* Well, I think I'll kerm back in-shide & shleep
this off ma'am. My head hurts & I think I'm develerpin' a fear o' taxis. xp