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 Posted: Tue Mar 09, 2010 9:53 pm
I would not wish the difficulties of pregnancy on anybody... I have little interest in sex (which probably sounds strange for a guy, but it's something I've always had) but when I get married, it'll be safe sex and birth control every time assuming I don't learn to completely suppress any desire for sex before I get married. I'll just adopt and/or marry someone who already has children. Not like there's a shortage of orphans or children with unfit/unwilling parents out there.
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Posted: Wed Mar 10, 2010 7:39 pm
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Posted: Thu May 06, 2010 7:39 am
 Shes gonna get a chest cold. eek
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Posted: Thu May 20, 2010 2:34 pm
Having sex can reduce a fever because of the sweat produced. Sex is also a pain reliever, ten times more effective than Valium: immediately before orgasm, levels of the hormone oxytocin rise by five times, determining a huge release of endorphins. These chemicals calm pain, from a minor headache to arthritis or migraines, and with no secondary effects. Migraines also disappear because the pressure in the brain's blood vessels is lowered while we have sex. So now we see that actually, a woman's headache is rather a good reason for having sex, not against it. - OMG Facts.
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Posted: Thu May 20, 2010 4:52 pm
I have strange phobias.
To which, don't have fancy names to them.
I wonder if I could name them, then.
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Posted: Wed May 26, 2010 1:26 am
You say, "Hail, Kelryne V'Ziath"
Kelryne V'Ziath says to you, "Curses! You found me! Of all the places to hide, I thought the Hall of the Ebon Mask would keep me safe. Fine, I've lived a decent life. I've loved, cried and killed. What else is there really? Please, I ask that you keep my death short and painless. I'll not resist."
You say to Kelryne V'Ziath, "Um, I'm not here to kill you, I'm here to buy your business on behalf of the Dark Bargainers."
Kelryne V'Ziath says to you, "You.. you're not here to kill me? After all that I did to… Well, I best not mention it. If losing my business is the price I must pay to keep my life then… so be it! Let me see that contract. I'll sign it so you can be on your way."
You say to Kelryne V'Ziath, "Before I leave, I have some questions."
Kelryne V'Ziath says to you, "I suppose I could answer some questions for you. What is it you wish to know?"
You say to Kelryne V'Ziath, "What do you do?"
Kelryne V'Ziath says to you, "I am... well, was an apothecary. My days were spent hovering over a mortar and pestle grinding herbs and making poisons or potions for anyone who had the proper coin. It's no secret that the people here were by far my best customers. That's all behind me now, though I can't say I'm too upset. Now I can pursue the career I've always wanted."
You say to Kelryne V'Ziath, "That being?"
Kelryne V'Ziath says to you, "Cooking! I want to be a chef! I spend all my time grinding up strange and unusual things that bring harm to their recipients. I'd much prefer to make concoctions that people actually enjoyed. I hope to someday work as the head chef at Cuisine Excelsior. Who knows, perhaps I would get a chance to cook for the Queen. Wouldn't that be an honor!"
You say to Kelryne V'Ziath, "What's your specialty?"
Kelryne V'Ziath says to you, "Specialty? Hmm, I suppose my Chocolate Chip Cookies of Seething Malice would qualify. Everyone seems to love them."
You say to Kelryne V'Ziath, "Can you teach me the recipe?"
Kelryne V'Ziath says to you, "Sure, I can do that. Best write this down. It’s a lot to remember. Ready?"
You say to Kelryne V'Ziath, "Proceed!"
Kelryne V'Ziath says to you, "OK, for this recipe you will need two and one fourth swigs of flour, one third a sip of baking soda, a third a sip of salt, two sticks of softened butter, three-fourths a swig of sugar, three-fourths a swig of brown sugar, a third a sip of vanilla extract, a dash of dark hatred extract, two large eggs, at least two swigs of chocolate chips and a dash of intangible disdain for all those who have ever caused you harm."
You say to Kelryne V'Ziath, "Alright, then what?"
Kelryne V'Ziath says to you, "First off, you'll need to preheat your oven to three-hundred and seventy-five miliflames. Next, combine the salt, baking soda and flour in a small bowl. I'd say one that's just big enough to fit a gnome's head in. Beat the butter, both types of sugar and vanilla extract in a large mixing bowl like you would a disobedient slave, until creamy. Add the eggs, one at a time and continue beating mercilessly. This would be a good time to mix in the chocolate chips as well."
You say to Kelryne V'Ziath, "Then what?"
Kelryne V'Ziath says to you, "Next you need to dole out a rounded spoonful of the mixture onto a baking pan. Do this until the tray is full or you run out of dough."
You say to Kelryne V'Ziath, "Sounds easy enough. What's next?"
Kelryne V'Ziath says to you, "Bake the cookies for nine to eleven minutes until they are a golden brown like the sullied skull of a dwarf. Remove the cookies, sprinkle them with the dark hatred extract and allow them to cool for at least two minutes before serving. I personally like to say a small prayer to our Dark Father while the cookies are baking. That's it!"
You say to Kelryne V'Ziath, "Those sound great. I’ll have to give them a try!"
You receive Kelryne's Recipe for Chocolate Chip Cookies of Seething Malice.
Kelryne V'Ziath says to you, "If you want to make things easy for yourself, head down to Cuisine Excelsior in the Fourth Gate. They'll have all the ingredients you need."
You say to Kelryne V'Ziath, "Will do!"
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Intellectual Conversationalist
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Posted: Wed May 26, 2010 3:55 am
Hypocoristical I have strange phobias. To which, don't have fancy names to them. I wonder if I could name them, then. If you do be sure to patent them. Maybe you could be a trend setter.
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Posted: Sat Jul 10, 2010 6:35 pm
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Posted: Fri Aug 06, 2010 9:32 pm
What exactly is a crunchberry, anyway?
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Frosts this morning, apparently. All I know is that I was cold in bed... til 2pm. xD
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Posted: Thu Aug 12, 2010 9:44 am
Have you never had Captn' Crunchberry cereal??
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Posted: Sun Aug 29, 2010 10:05 pm
How about the special edition "oops, Capt.Crunch" It's all crunch berries.
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Posted: Tue Aug 31, 2010 11:34 pm
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Posted: Wed Sep 01, 2010 12:30 am
IDK, Capt. Crunch was always too sweet (for a kid? XD )
I always loved Lucky Charms. I would eat all the cereal and leave the charms for last.
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Posted: Sun Sep 05, 2010 6:53 pm
I did that too!! Too sweet? Nooooo I would never let my kids use as much sugar as I used as a kid.
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Posted: Sat Oct 02, 2010 12:13 pm
Lilith Amaranth How about the special edition "oops, Capt.Crunch" It's all crunch berries. Wow, I forgot about that! (I'm 38 so I should remember a lot of these cereals although I do not recall Halfsies from the late 70's.) Check out the Capn Crunch Wiki Page; it mentions all kinds of variations of the cereals, such as... Christmas Crunch, released in 1997 and discontinued in 1998. Had red and green berries in it and the Cap'n wore a Santa Hat. Actually still available in certain regions of the USA! Touchdown Crunch (they don't mention the particulars but I'm sure you can Google it...football-shaped pieces, mebbe?) Cap'n Crunch's Oops! Smashed Berries, same as the Oops cereal, but w/ smashed crunchberries, that seems unappealing. Choco Crunch, released in 1982, instead of the red berries, has chocolate flavored pieces. Was recently re-released with only the corn squares but in chocolate flavor. And there are many more there. Mr. Breakfast has pics of all of the Capn Crunch cereal variations. I am amazed this thread has been going on for five years. I love it! heart
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