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 Posted: Fri Jun 10, 2011 7:04 am
You get the best cookie ever. 2 bites into it you choke and die.
I wish I had a parrot that could say "yohoho"
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Posted: Fri Jun 10, 2011 8:21 am
You get the parrot, but it originally belong to the pirate blackbeard! he comes back from the dead with his crew, and make you jump over bored! you drown and get eaten by sharks.
I wish i had a time machine. heart
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Posted: Fri Jun 10, 2011 8:52 am
Upon receiving your time machine, your future self steps out and slaps you and screams at you for ruining her life.
I wish for some peace and quiet
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Posted: Fri Jun 10, 2011 9:54 am
Granted. You never hear a single thing, ever again.
I wish I was a ninja.
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Posted: Fri Jun 10, 2011 2:28 pm
Granted.
But you become a dead ninja.
I wish I could fly!
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Posted: Fri Jun 10, 2011 2:35 pm
You fly long enough to get hit by an airplane.
I wish the world would end already so I can stop hearing about it.
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Posted: Fri Jun 10, 2011 2:59 pm
The world doesn't end, but you go deaf from listening to your music to loud because you didnt want to hear about the world ending.
I wish I could turn invisible.
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Posted: Fri Jun 10, 2011 3:47 pm
You turn invisible, but no one can hear you either, but the love of your life wants to marry you, but they can't find you so they marry a hideous person.
I wish anime was real so real life things wouldn't suck as much...
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Posted: Sun Jun 12, 2011 9:44 am
Naruto is real now! Sadly they mistake you for one of their many enemies and shruikin you in the face.
I wish I had some bullets for my shot gun.
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Posted: Sun Jun 12, 2011 10:15 am
wish granted. You are tied to a pole in front of a firing squad. Now you have many bullets.... in your body.
I wish I had a pet wolf.
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Posted: Mon Jun 13, 2011 7:23 am
You forget to feed your wolf one day. It takes care of itself by eating you.
I wish I had a hat.
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Posted: Sat Oct 01, 2011 10:29 am
granted you have a hat that have blades and needles in its hole
i wish i was a really really cute doll
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Posted: Sat Oct 01, 2011 11:04 am
Wish granted, but then you are dropped into a vat of stick black oil and are ruined.
I wish the government would pay its debt.
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Posted: Sun Apr 22, 2012 10:04 am
The government takes your money (and other people's money) and pays the debt with it. Because you are now broke, you starve.
I wish I had a chocolate cake.
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High-functioning Loiterer
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Posted: Fri May 25, 2012 7:24 pm
You get a chocolate cake! It's made of cardboard and you choke trying to swallow it.
I wish for more wishes! D:<
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