ABC ways to die.

[Ramiele]

Xylophone stick right to the eye. (ow)  

[tai-lerr--x]

Zebra stampede? heart  

[Moonlight Crystals]

Yatch sink in the middleof the ocean.

(you forgot the y)  

[Ramiele]

Absolutely eating nothing.  

[vxrs]

Bears become hungry. (They attack you of course)  

[Sing4Me24]

cats need food ( so they attack you)  

[Thistleclaw]

Dunkin Donuts falls apart ontop of you.  

[vxrs]

Elephant attacks you with tusks  

[The Soul Dew Guardian]

Fall down pitifall trap with spikes at the bottom  

[inky6]

Grated by a giant cheese grater.  

[chesiregirl]

House burns down with you inside it.  

[Celestial Centaur Anon]

Incinerated in a freak power plant accident.  

[Your WatchQueen]

Jellyfish stinging!  

[Pseudoyoyomi]

K.I.A. (Killed in action it's a military term)  

[vxrs]

Lion eats your face :]