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 Posted: Thu Jun 13, 2013 5:33 am
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Posted: Thu Jun 13, 2013 5:37 am
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Posted: Thu Jun 13, 2013 5:19 pm
An elderly man is stopped by the police around 2am am is asked where he was going at this time of night.
The man replies "I am on my way to a lecture about alcohol abuse and the effects it has on the human body, as well as smoking and staying out late."
The officer then asks, "Really? Who is giving that lecture at this time of night?"
The man replies, " That would be my wife."
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Posted: Wed Jun 26, 2013 11:38 pm
A lady walked into a pharmacy and spoke to the pharmacist. She asked: "Do you have Viagra?" "Yes," he answered. She asked, "Does it work?" "Yes," he answered. "Can you get it over the counter?" she asked. "I can if I take two," he answered.
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Posted: Mon Jul 01, 2013 6:55 am
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Posted: Mon Jul 01, 2013 7:02 am
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Posted: Tue Jul 02, 2013 10:45 am
My neighbor is in her early twenties and is gorgeous. She's also single. She lives right across the street. I can see her house from my living room.
I watched as she got home from work this evening. I was surprised when she walked across the street and up my driveway.
She knocked on my door. I rushed to open it. She looked at me, and said, "I just got home, and I am so horny! I have this strong urge to have a good time, get drunk, and make love all night long! Are you busy tonight?"
I immediately replied, "Nope, I'm free. I have no plans at all!"
Then she said..............................
"Good! In that case, could you watch my dog?"
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Posted: Tue Jul 02, 2013 10:47 am
I must admit ..... I clicked it 2xs before laughing... rofl redface
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Posted: Tue Jul 02, 2013 3:18 pm
I must admit ..... I clicked it 2xs before laughing... rofl redface lol wow your avi looks incredible=)
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Posted: Fri Jul 05, 2013 5:22 am
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Posted: Fri Jul 05, 2013 1:49 pm
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Posted: Fri Jul 05, 2013 2:18 pm
A man takes his wife to a disco.
There's a guy on the dance floor giving it large - break dancing, moon walking, back flips, the works.
The wife turns to her husband and says: "See that guy?
25 years ago he proposed to me and I turned him down."
Husband says:
"Looks like he's still celebrating"
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Posted: Sat Jul 06, 2013 5:00 am
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Posted: Sat Jul 06, 2013 11:52 pm
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Posted: Sun Jul 07, 2013 4:37 am
-Explosion-Array- http://youtu.be/vzkiE_oSopM "I have this reoccurring dream where I play Earthworm Jim on the Sega Genesis with Jesus." lol too funny! lol
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