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 Posted: Sat Jun 11, 2005 10:53 am
Cleocatra Osiris Furora Celtica wodewose chavs? build a bloody great wickerman!
But wouldn't the smell be bad? They would go up quickly though with all that polyester.
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Posted: Sat Jun 11, 2005 2:37 pm
Zoutout Well, yes, Chavs do do that. Also, too poor to wear cheap knock-off faux Burberry? Surely that means they don't have enough money to eat! They can eat. They just have to do a bit of shoplifting. I think the Burberry might just be not their fashion. Its probably not so readily available but that could be because Ive never looked. I dont really know but it could be too english. I heard ned has went into the new collins dictionary. A couple of neds phoned into the radio station (they never used to, standards must be slipping) and they said they were proud to be neds. Chib has went in too.
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Posted: Sat Jun 11, 2005 5:09 pm
ice_illusion Zoutout Well, yes, Chavs do do that. Also, too poor to wear cheap knock-off faux Burberry? Surely that means they don't have enough money to eat! They can eat. They just have to do a bit of shoplifting. I think the Burberry might just be not their fashion. Its probably not so readily available but that could be because Ive never looked. I dont really know but it could be too english. I heard ned has went into the new collins dictionary. A couple of neds phoned into the radio station (they never used to, standards must be slipping) and they said they were proud to be neds. Chib has went in too.
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Posted: Sat Jun 11, 2005 5:36 pm
I was having a conversation about chaavspeak this morning. We were wondering how you spell "laow". It could be that, or "low", or "law", or "lao", or even "lough". What does it mean exactly. A context would be "So we were going to go round there, but the we thought laow it." I think the nearest transaltion is probably something like "******** that", but I could be wrong.
And the word "blexed". Apparently it can either mean very drunk, or punched, or beaten up, or any number of other things.
Favourite chav quote ever: [about moon landing conspiracies] "Nah, laow man, trust, bare man been on moon."
Translation: "No, that's wrong. Lots of people have been on the moon."
EDIT: I really can't be arsed to go back and correct all those typos. It's 01:40 and I'm going to go to bed. Now.
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Posted: Sun Jun 12, 2005 1:03 am
whapcapn Favourite chav quote ever: [about moon landing conspiracies] "Nah, laow man, trust, bare man been on moon." Translation: "No, that's wrong. Lots of people have been on the moon." EDIT: I really can't be arsed to go back and correct all those typos. It's 01:40 and I'm going to go to bed. Now. People really talk like that? eek Wow, even more unintelligable than the chavs where I live!
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Posted: Sun Jun 12, 2005 1:07 am
Ho ho! Never come to Essex. Ever. sweatdrop
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Posted: Sun Jun 12, 2005 4:44 am
I think that the chav girls should go around with a bucket of greese with them so that they can make sure that their hair's "perfectly in place" hah! yeah right! It just looks seriously greesy! And the boys, well, a comb in their pocket and a picture of their "special darling" of a car should make them survive... I despise them...
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Posted: Mon Jun 13, 2005 10:51 am
I hate the fact that when i tell people i like hip hop and r'n'b, uk garage etc, people automatically assume I'm a chav. And apparently I'm not allowed to wear tracksuits... I grew up in a very chavvy area...
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Posted: Mon Jun 13, 2005 11:15 am
miss_flow I hate the fact that when i tell people i like hip hop and r'n'b, uk garage etc, people automatically assume I'm a chav. And apparently I'm not allowed to wear tracksuits... I grew up in a very chavvy area... Just wondering, what is the attraction wearing tracksuits? Im glad you are using proper words. Other wise I might have got a bit worried about who was being let into the guild. (Added for clairity:The proper words thing is just meaning that you dont type like a chav and so probably arent.)
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Posted: Mon Jun 13, 2005 11:17 am
ice_illusion miss_flow I hate the fact that when i tell people i like hip hop and r'n'b, uk garage etc, people automatically assume I'm a chav. And apparently I'm not allowed to wear tracksuits... I grew up in a very chavvy area... Just wondering, what is the attraction wearing tracksuits? Im glad you are using proper words. Other wise I might have got a bit worried about who was being let into the guild. (Added for clairity:The proper words thing is just meaning that you dont type like a chav and so probably arent.)
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Posted: Mon Jun 13, 2005 12:06 pm
and_solo_said ice_illusion miss_flow I hate the fact that when i tell people i like hip hop and r'n'b, uk garage etc, people automatically assume I'm a chav. And apparently I'm not allowed to wear tracksuits... I grew up in a very chavvy area... Just wondering, what is the attraction wearing tracksuits? Im glad you are using proper words. Other wise I might have got a bit worried about who was being let into the guild. (Added for clairity:The proper words thing is just meaning that you dont type like a chav and so probably arent.) Fair point. Although the chavs at my school (note Im using chavs not neds) have been swapping msn addresses. I doubt they are capable of righting a sentance such as above, especially at her age.
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Posted: Mon Jun 13, 2005 12:40 pm
ice_illusion and_solo_said ice_illusion miss_flow I hate the fact that when i tell people i like hip hop and r'n'b, uk garage etc, people automatically assume I'm a chav. And apparently I'm not allowed to wear tracksuits... I grew up in a very chavvy area... Just wondering, what is the attraction wearing tracksuits? Im glad you are using proper words. Other wise I might have got a bit worried about who was being let into the guild. (Added for clairity:The proper words thing is just meaning that you dont type like a chav and so probably arent.) Fair point. Although the chavs at my school (note Im using chavs not neds) have been swapping msn addresses. I doubt they are capable of righting a sentance such as above, especially at her age. Chaves on MSN are incredibly easy to spot, they have names that make me want to claw my eyes out. "LoLz GeMz I lOvE Ya BaBeZ jAmIe + HaYlEy 4EvA" followed by millions of MSN emoticons...*Shudder.*
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Posted: Mon Jun 13, 2005 3:38 pm
dreaming_mouse ice_illusion and_solo_said ice_illusion miss_flow I hate the fact that when i tell people i like hip hop and r'n'b, uk garage etc, people automatically assume I'm a chav. And apparently I'm not allowed to wear tracksuits... I grew up in a very chavvy area... Just wondering, what is the attraction wearing tracksuits? Im glad you are using proper words. Other wise I might have got a bit worried about who was being let into the guild. (Added for clairity:The proper words thing is just meaning that you dont type like a chav and so probably arent.) Fair point. Although the chavs at my school (note Im using chavs not neds) have been swapping msn addresses. I doubt they are capable of righting a sentance such as above, especially at her age. Chaves on MSN are incredibly easy to spot, they have names that make me want to claw my eyes out. "LoLz GeMz I lOvE Ya BaBeZ jAmIe + HaYlEy 4EvA" followed by millions of MSN emoticons...*Shudder.*
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Posted: Tue Jun 14, 2005 9:26 am
I am not a chav in the least, but I say bare as lots and 'low and things like that.....
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Posted: Tue Jun 14, 2005 11:43 am
dreaming_mouse ice_illusion and_solo_said ice_illusion miss_flow I hate the fact that when i tell people i like hip hop and r'n'b, uk garage etc, people automatically assume I'm a chav. And apparently I'm not allowed to wear tracksuits... I grew up in a very chavvy area... Just wondering, what is the attraction wearing tracksuits? Im glad you are using proper words. Other wise I might have got a bit worried about who was being let into the guild. (Added for clairity:The proper words thing is just meaning that you dont type like a chav and so probably arent.) Fair point. Although the chavs at my school (note Im using chavs not neds) have been swapping msn addresses. I doubt they are capable of righting a sentance such as above, especially at her age. Chaves on MSN are incredibly easy to spot, they have names that make me want to claw my eyes out. "LoLz GeMz I lOvE Ya BaBeZ jAmIe + HaYlEy 4EvA" followed by millions of MSN emoticons...*Shudder.* Oh dear, the thing with capitals and lower case in the same word- it annoys me so much! The faux l33t is pretty annoying too, but if I ever hear a chav say "owned" then Ill just explode!
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