UNIVERSAL VIDEO GAME THREAD

[A.R.G.U.S Mykal]

[Sanity_is_for_the_Weak]

Because the achievements come with the gamertag, so do the the armor permutations.

Just my friend up the road had a load of permutations on his Spartan, and then he got Live God and he had to start again. Is that his c**k-up or an all-round thing?  

[[Sanity_is_for_the_Weak]]

Well I'm not sure that you existing person will come back, but you will get all the armor you unlocked back. It's just a matter of you resetting your person.

In other news, they are making a Zelda movie.  

[Lady Blodwynn]

[Sanity_is_for_the_Weak]

In other news, they are making a Zelda movie.

Check your calendar. They also announced Rock Band for the PSP, Zork HD for the PS3 and a ***** DS game.  

[[Sanity_is_for_the_Weak]]

This is real though, they released a trailer for this year.  

[Hoxtalicious]

You mean the one by IGN? Somehow I doubt that Nintendo would do a feature film with IGN or Americans for that matter, considering how well Mario Bros. was raped in the 80's. I'm putting it on planned out hoax or joke.  

[[Sanity_is_for_the_Weak]]

It looks stupid as hell anyways.  

[Hoxtalicious]

[Sanity_is_for_the_Weak]

It looks stupid as hell anyways.

Then why the fug mention it?

edit.


Deep and Hard
Too bad the girls don't like it that way.  

[[Sanity_is_for_the_Weak]]

Well because I'm not a zelda fan, but it may look cool to someone who is one.

And what the hell is that?  

[A.R.G.U.S Mykal]

[Sanity_is_for_the_Weak]

And what the hell is that?

When the base of your pelvis slams into her crotch hard enough to make a squelchy noise.


And this Zelda trailer wasn't released April 1st, was it?  

[Hoxtalicious]

The trailer was done by IGN, a gaming site. They had their logo in the trailer credits, plus it looked a**. And IGN has money enough to make overly expensive hoax trailers.

IGN

Yup, you guessed it. The Legend of Zelda trailer featured above is part of an elaborate April Fool's Day prank.

And Deep and Hard is the achievement you get for playing through all of CoD 4 on Hardened or Veteran. I didn't get the squelchy noises though, all I got was a red cheek from the slap and a threat of castration by brick if I ever tried it again.

I really want the Mile High Club achievement tho, that one's always a naughty delight.  

[[Sanity_is_for_the_Weak]]

Hmm, April fools, I should have known better.  

[A.R.G.U.S Mykal]

[Sanity_is_for_the_Weak]

Hmm, April fools, I should have known better.

It did say it at the end...  

[[Sanity_is_for_the_Weak]]

Well not until April 1st was over!  

[A.R.G.U.S Mykal]

[Sanity_is_for_the_Weak]

Well not until April 1st was over!

No, on the trailer. "Coming April 1st 2009"  

[Hoxtalicious]

A.R.G.U.S Mykal

[Sanity_is_for_the_Weak]

Well not until April 1st was over!

No, on the trailer. "Coming April 1st 2009"

I used my common sense, seeing as I didn't have my reading glasses on at that time.