ATTN: The Slate Scholar

[The Slate Scholar]

Yes. As in the case of Sakaki

"What have you done to her?!"
"What have I done? Everything."

She was so hyped up on opium she
couldn't decipher what was going on
at the time.  

[The Slate Scholar]

Yeah. The Sakaki scene would have gone MUCH
differently.

--Haseo bursts in--
Atoli?! What have you done to her?
--Sakaki--
What have I done? Everything. I've
done everything yo--
--Haseo--
ATOLI!! BLOW THE ******** RAPE WHISTLE!
--Atoli--
Uhh....oh....yeahh...
PHWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEETTT!
--Sakaki implodes--  

[The Slate Scholar]

Oh and by the way. THAT whistle would
have gone with Shino. Not Atoli. Atoli's
would be white, green, or yellow. That
pink totally clashes with her, like, outfit.
--Z Snap--

Oh the other hand, Shino could have blown
that rape whistle and prevented her from
ever being PKed by Ovan.  

[The Slate Scholar]

I don't know. The rape whistle could
have saved all those coma victims
from comatose if they only had the
rape whistle. Poor poor people.
CC Corp should have hadned them
out to the gamerz.  

[The Slate Scholar]

But then again it was kind of your fault
for Pursuing all those people and data
draining them...Kinda.  

[The Slate Scholar]

FTW?  

[The Slate Scholar]

That's what I thought. Oh! And here. I put this in
the fanart section...