Corrupt a Wish! Game

[Melody Hikari-Shinu Anson]

Granted, but the Internet doesn't work at all.  

[[.dr.MOMO.stiles.]]

...Er..okay, no wish.

I wish certain friends of mine would come on YIM more often. You know who you are. D:  

[Fidei Defensor]

Granted, but they all use stealth on you. ninja You can barely tell the difference.

I wish I'd get a call back from Shaw's regarding my job application, dammit. I wanna make money. gonk  

[infernal_soul]

granted, but you only make 25 cents a day

i wish for all the people in the world to die except me and the very few people emotionally close to me :3  

[Fidei Defensor]

Granted, but the very few people who are emotionally close to you become shocked at you for wishing such calamity upon humankind, and so, quite suddenly, they aren't so emotionally close to you.

I wish I made more than 25 cents a day.  

[[.dr.MOMO.stiles.]]

Granted, but you make only a dollar a day -- the Golden Sacagawea dollar. No one uses those anymore!

I wish Super Smash Bros. Brawl would come out sooner.  

[Fidei Defensor]

Granted, but the development staff halt the game right at that stage of production so they can ship it to stores that day; the result is a game that would seem to be an improvement over Melee, but with significant amounts of bugs and an AI system at which even Yar's Revenge laughs.

I wish Onyx wasn't such a shitty Pokémon.  

[Melody Hikari-Shinu Anson]

Fidei Defensor

Granted, but the development staff halt the game right at that stage of production so they can ship it to stores that day; the result is a game that would seem to be an improvement over Melee, but with significant amounts of bugs and an AI system at which even Yar's Revenge laughs.

I wish Onyx wasn't such a shitty Pokémon.

Granite (Okay, bad pun!), but it turns into a legendary that no one can catch.

I wish I didn't forget things so easily, like making a wish.


((I think you all have to hit me. I forgot what happs when someone doesn't wish. They get their head blown off or sumtin.)  

[Fidei Defensor]

Granted, but whenever you remember to make a wish your wish will be twisted to sound rather bittersweet, if you know what I mean.

I wish I could remember to spell Onix's name correctly.  

[Melody Hikari-Shinu Anson]

Granted, but you misspell the mineral/gem's name with that of the Pokemon from now on.

I wish I knew what you meant by bittersweet.

((Someone dies? *naive* ))  

[The Master uses Thread]

Granted, but now you can't tell what other figures of speech mean.

I wish my hair wasn't blonde, but hot pink.

 

[Fidei Defensor]

Granted, but now all of your hair -- even the hair down there -- is hot pink.

I wish I didn't confuse onyx the rock with Onix the Pokémon all the time. ><  

[Agent-Obvious]

Granted, but you confuse all the other stones to be names of creatures and vice versa

I wish that a Tales of the Abyss OVA was made  

[[.dr.MOMO.stiles.]]

Granted, but it's only one episode long, completely screws up all aspects of the story, none of the game's VA's are in it, and it's licensed by a joint operation of 4kids and DiC. [And if the last bit doesn't seem so bad, look at original and dub comparisons of One Piece for 4kids, and the same for Sailor Moon for DiC. Ugh.]

I wish I wasn't so sensitive to pain.  

[Melody Hikari-Shinu Anson]

Granted, but you become one of the Zeros (I believe you know what I'm talking about... You read the manga it comes from!) and cannot feel any other emotions as well.

I wish people'd remember that the Sailor Moon dub changed later on, and wasn't done by DiC anymore, and you'll most likely notice because Serena'll sound like a Mouse.