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Blaze_Inferno

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PostPosted: Tue Jun 19, 2007 1:47 am
There is something to be learned when you're not in control of every situation." --Counselor Deanna Troi to Riker

"Men do not roar. Women roar. Then they hurl heavy objects. And claw at you." "What does the man do?"
"He reads love poetry. He ducks a lot."
--Worf and Wesley, on Klingon mating rituals

"I've found that nothing keeps me alert quite like a healthy fear of death."
--Sisko to Weyoun

"I have a sense of humor. On the Enterprise, I was considered to be quite amusing."
"That must've been one dull ship."
"That is a joke. I get it. It is not funny, but I get it."
--Worf and Dax

"What do you call those?"
"I call them ears."
"Are you trying to be funny?"
"Never."
--Flavius and Spock

"She brought me closer to humanity than I ever thought possible. And for a time, I was tempted by her offer."
"How long a time?"
"Zero point six-eight seconds, sir. For an android, that is nearly an eternity."
--Data and Picard, on the Borg queen

"Look, I'm a doctor, not an escalator."
--McCoy to Eleen, on needing help to get her up the mountain  
PostPosted: Wed Jun 20, 2007 1:54 am
... when dreams become more important than reality, you give up travel, building, creating — you even forget how to repair the machines left behind by your ancestors.
Vina, "The Cage"/"The Menagerie"
STAR TREK: The Original Series



She has an illusion, and you have reality. May you find your way as pleasant.
The Keeper, "The Cage"/"The Menagerie"
STAR TREK: The Original Series



This isn't reality — this is fantasy.
Uhura in STAR TREK III The Search for Spock



[Guinan and Data are standing in front of the window in Ten-Forward, looking at the cloud patterns in the nebula.] It is interesting that people try to find meaningful patterns in things that are essentially random. I have noticed that the images they perceive sometimes suggest what they are thinking about at that particular moment. Besides, it is clearly a bunny rabbit.
Data, "Imaginary Friend"
STAR TREK The Next Generation



That’s the wonderful thing about crayons. They can take you more places than a starship.
Guinan, "Rascals"
STAR TREK The Next Generation



But who knows? Our reality may be very much like theirs, and all this might just be an elaborate simulation running inside a little device sitting on someone's table.
Captain Picard, "Ship in a Bottle"
STAR TREK The Next Generation



I have no use for fantasy adventure. I live the greatest adventure one could ever desire.
Tosk, "Captive Pursuit"
STAR TREK: Deep Space Nine



"I have no time for fantasies."
"No imagination, eh?"
"Waste of time. Too many people dream of places they’ll never go, wish for things they’ll never have instead of paying adequate attention to their real lives."
Odo and Quark, "If Wishes Were Horses"
STAR TREK: Deep Space Nine



There isn’t a problem in the world that can’t be fixed by the right holosuite program.
Quark, "Playing God"
STAR TREK: Deep Space Nine



"Anything worth doing in a holosuite can be done better in the real world."
"You obviously haven't been in the right holosuite program."
Kira and Quark, "Second Skin"
STAR TREK: Deep Space Nine



When your only reality is an illusion, then illusion is reality.
The Clown, "The Thaw"
STAR TREK: Voyager

Only a fool has no fear.
Worf, "Coming of Age"
STAR TREK: The Next Generation



We're all very good at conjuring up enough fear to justify whatever we want to do.
Vedek Bereil, "In the Hands of the Prophets"
STAR TREK: Deep Space Nine



In the end, it's your fear that will destroy you.
Shapeshifter, "Paradise Lost (Part 2 of 2)"
STAR TREK: Deep Space Nine



There is no greater enemy that one's own fears.
Martok, "By Inferno's Light (Part 2 of 2)"
STAR TREK: Deep Space Nine



We often fear what we do not understand. Our best defence is knowledge.
Tuvok, "Innocence"
STAR TREK: Voyager  

Blaze_Inferno

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PostPosted: Wed Jun 20, 2007 7:34 pm
Kirk: "Go to warp 11." (in By Any Other Name. I may have misquoted it, let me know if i did)
(this one is only funny if you've seen the Voyager episode "Threshold" )

McCoy: "He's dead Jim."
most episodes of TOS, often concerning a Red Shirt

Janeway: "There's coffee in that nebula"
I forget which episode

McCoy: "Before you condemn it, why don't you try it?"
By Any Other Name

Scotty: "Where's the scotch"
By Any Other Name, as well as several others

*Looking at a bottle of something...*
Anar: "what is it?"
Scotty: "It's...it's green."
*Scotty drinks it*
By Any Other Name  
PostPosted: Tue Jun 26, 2007 1:05 am
SEASON #4

"We were like warriors from the ancient sagas. There was nothing we could not do."
"Except keep the holodecks working right."
- Worf and O'Brien on life aboard the *Enterprise*, "The Way of the Warrior"

"Between ground forces and warships, the Klingons have committed almost a third of their military to this invasion."
- Dax, as Garak fits Sisko for a new suit, "The Way of the Warrior"

"Consider what you do here, Gowron. Kahless himself said, 'Destroying an Empire to win a war is no
victory'."
" '...and ending a battle to save an Empire is no defeat.'"
- Worf and Gowron, "The Way of the Warrior"

"We can still win."
"Not before those starships get here. Now, what do I tell them? To stand down... or come in firing?"
"It is we who shall stand down."
- Martok, Sisko & Gowron, "The Way of the Warrior"

"You are my favorite author of all time."
"You should read more."
- Jake Sisko, "The Visitor"

"There's only one first time for everything, isn't there? And only one last time, too."
- "The Visitor"

"Captain Sisko's right: you *are* in love with the sound of your own voice.
- Kira & Dukat, "Indiscretion"

"I know you find this hard to accept, but I believe that in some ways, the occupation actually helped Bajor."
"Which part: the massacres or the strip-mining?"
- Kira & Dukat, "Indiscretion"

"All I ask for is a tall ship, and some contraband to fill it with".
- Quark to himself in Little Green Men.

"What's this holosuite program of yours called again?"
"The Battle of Clontarf. You and me and a thousand stalwart Irish warriors against a ravening hoard of Vikings. It's like the Battle of Britain, only with swords."
"Why do you get to be the High King?"
"I'm a direct descendant of King Brian Boru... Besides, it's my program."
- Bashir and O'Brien, refighting history, "The Bar Association"

"Giving me a name tag that read 'Elim Garak, former Cardassian oppressor' was hardly polite"
- Garak recalls a history conference on Bajor about the occupation

"I'm a spy"
"A spy! And you live here? "
"Yes, I work for one of the nation-states of this era, Great Britian, which is battling various other nations in what is called the Cold War"
- Bashir explains his latest Holo-Suite program to Garak

"Kiss the girl, get the key. They never taught me that in the Obsidian Order."
- Garak, "Our Man Bashir"

"I think I joined the wrong intelligence service."
- Garak, after seeing the luxuries of Britain’s secret service, "Our Man Bashir"

"I must say... this is more than I ever wanted to know about your fantasy life, Doctor."
- Garak, to Bashir "Our Man Bashir"

"I bet they didn't teach you that in the Obsidian Order."
"No. But it seems there's a great deal they didn't teach me. Like the value of a good game of chance... or how indulging in fantasy can keep one's mind creative."
- Bashir & Garak, "Our Man Bashir"

"He admitted to committing acts of treason against the Federation. If he was going to lie, I think he would have made up a better story."
- Sisko, "Paradise Lost"

"Paradise has never seemed so well armed."
- Sisko, "Paradise Lost"

"Well...it would seem that we're not...worth...destroying."
- Dukat, after not being attacked by the Klingons; ‘Return To Grace’

"That's the thing about faith -- if you don't have it you can't understand it, and if you do ... no explanation is necessary."
- Kira, "Accession"

"Captain Bashir, Captain O'Brien, Captain Sisko. We may not have enough troops or ships or weapons, but we have *plenty* of Captains."
- "Smiley" O'Brien, "Shattered Mirror"

"You are attempting to shift the blame away from yourself!"
"Am I succeeding?"
- Worf & Garak, "Shattered Mirror"

"Violence is a precision instrument."
- Kira Intendent, "Shattered Mirror"

"Ah ... pattern suicide."
- O’Brien on Sisko’s flying maneuvers

"I would not become a terrorist -- it would be dishonorable."
"I wouldn't say that around Major Kira if I were you."
- Worf, "For The Cause"

"Paranoid is what they call people who *imagine* threats against their life; I *have* threats against my life."
- "For The Cause"

"It is not for us to accuse a god of betraying heaven."
- Jemhadar, "To The Death"

"I am First Omet'iklan, and I am dead. As of this moment, we are all dead. We go into battle to reclaim our lives. This we do gladly, for we are Jem'Hadar. Remember, victory is life."
- Omet'iklan, "To the Death"

"I am Chief Miles Edward O'Brien. I'm very much alive, and I intend to *stay* that way."
- O'Brien, "To the Death"

"There's no cure for the Blight. The Dominion made sure of that. And I was so arrogant I thought I could cure it in a week."
"Maybe that was arrogant. But it's even more arrogant to say that there is no cure, just because you couldn't find it."
- Bashir & Dax, "The Quickening"

"Come now, Mr. Worf. You're a Klingon. Don't tell me you'd object to a little genocide in the name of self-defense."
- Garak attempts a planetary bombardment, "Broken Link"

SEASON 5

Dukat : "I hope Shakaar realizes just what a lucky man he is."
Kira : "Shakaar's not the father."
Dukat : "Then who is?"
Kira : "Chief O'Brien."
- Apocalypse Rising

"Don't forget, this is still your fault."
"My fault?"
"You performed the transfer from Keiko to me."
"After you volunteered."
"After you put the idea in my head."
- Kira and Bashir, (in the real world, it is his 'fault'), "Apocalypse Rising"

"Me? Out of breath? I was climbing mountains in Ireland before you were out of diapers."
"You mean hills, don't you? They have gently sloping hills in Ireland. No mountains. But what do I know? After all, you're the mountain man."
- Muniz and O'Brien, "The Ship"

"Besides ... I have to be in surgery, operating."
"On who?"
"I'll find someone."
- Bashir, "The Assignment"

"Well, I'd better be going. I left a patient on the operating table."
- Bashir, "The Assignment"

"Never mind; I don't need that particular image running around in my head. I'll just treat you... I don't need that image, either; in fact, I'm going to stop asking that question altogether. People can come in, I will treat them, and that's *all*.
- Bashir, treating Quark & Grilka, then Dax & Work, "Looking for Par'mach"

Sisko : "In the old days, operations officers wore red, command officers wore gold--"
Dax : "And women wore less."
Bashir : "I think I'm going to like history."
- Trials and Tribble-ations

"I can't wait to get back to Deep Space Nine and see your face when you find out I never existed."
- Bashir to O'Brien, attempting to dissect a pre-destination paradox, "Trials and Tribbleations"

"Do_not_ hug_ me"

- Worf to Bashir, "Let He Who is without Sin"
"Well, I guess you're not as successful a businessman as you think you are."
"Which means you spent the last ten years of your life trying to catch a nobody--with little success, I might add. So you tell me, which one of us is the bigger failure?"
- Odo and Quark, "The Ascent"
"I'm not trying to rescue you -- I'm taking you along as emergency rations."
- Quark & Odo, "The Ascent"
"Don't thank me, I already regret it."
- Quark & Odo, "The Ascent"
"You wouldn't last a week at the Academy."
"You're right. I'd die of embarrassment wearing those pyjamas."
- Nog and Jake, "The Ascent"
"I do not smirk -- but if I did, this would be a good opportunity."
- Worf, "Darkness & The Light"
"What better way to gauge another race than to see how it treats the weak and vulnerable?"
- "The Begotten"
"At the first sign of betrayal, I will kill him -- but I promise to return the body intact."
"I assume that's a joke."
"We will see."
- Garak?, "In Purgatory’s Shadow"
"The man is a heartless, cold-blooded killer."
"Like I said, he's a Cardassian."
- Kira, "In Purgatory’s Shadow"
"I'd like to get my hands on that fellow Earl Grey and tell him a thing or two about tea leaves."
- ? "In Purgatory’s Shadow"
"You've come a long way from the naive young man I met five years ago. You've become distrustful and suspicious. It suits you."
"I had a good teacher."
- Garak & Bashir, "In Purgatory’s Shadow"
"There sure are a lot of them."
"That'll just make it harder for us to miss."
- ? "By Inferno’s Light"
"Why is everyone so worried about holograms taking over the universe?"
- ? "Dr.Bashir, I Presume"
"Think of it, Julian: if this thing works, you'll be able to irritate people you've never even met."
- O’Brien, "Dr.Bashir, I Presume"
"What are you telling me: my baby's just *sad*?"
"Perhaps he's become prematurely aware of life's existential isolation."
"You're sure it's not a rash?"
"Look on the bright side - he'll probably be a great poet."
- O’Brien & Bashir, "Business As Usual"
"Getting away is something we've become very good at. The Rotarran can run away from battle faster than any ship in the quadrant."
- Soldiers Of The Empire
"How's the intelligence business?"
"Oh, I can't talk about it. All I can do is read these fascinating reports and analyses, and analyses of analyses, and then keep it all to myself -- because no one else has a 'need to know.' So, I have to walk around this station feeling like I ... you don't really care, do you?"
"No."
- O’Brien & Bashir, "Soldiers Of The Empire"
"We had the Cardassians on the run!"
"And look where they ran - right into the arms of the Dominion. End of story."
- Eddington and Sisko, "Blaze of Glory"

"Attacking two Jem'Hadar soldiers with a pipe: that's a brilliant plan."
"It could be worse."
"I know; it could be ME holding the pipe."
"Exactly."

- Sisko & Eddindgton, "Blaze Of Glory"
"At this rate, we're gonna run out of ships."
"That's not funny."
"It wasn't meant to be."
- Bashir, "In The Cards"
"It's not my fault your species decided to abandon currency-based economics in favor of some ... philosophy of self-enhancement."
- Nog, "In The Cards"
"Not even for my father ... the man who made it possible for you to enter Starfleet Academy."
"Oh, no -- that's not fair."
"The man who believed in you when no one else would."
"Oh, this is *so* low..."
"I can't believe you'd rather keep your filthy money in a box under a bed than use it to give him endless moments of happiness."
"Aaaaargh! All right, all right!"
- Jake convinces Nog to part with his money, "In The Cards"
"Let me ask you both a simple question: do you want to die?"
"Death is nothing more than the result of cellular boredom."
"I'm not crazy; I'm just a little obsessed."
"I haven't done anything wrong, and I won't be hounded by you and your soulless minions of orthodoxy. I haven't broken any laws ... except perhaps the laws of nature ... so stay away from me."
- Dr.Geiger, "In The Cards"
"Can you promise me that you will not let one Jem'Hadar soldier set foot on Bajor? Can you promise me that you will use your entire fleet to protect our planet, even if it means sacrificing other worlds, like Vulcan, or Andor, or Berengaria, or perhaps even Earth itself?"
"I can't make that kind of promise."
"I wouldn't believe you if you did. So you see my predicament."
- Kai Winn, contemplating a pact with the Dominion, "In The Cards"
"Jake, as your friend, I think I should tell you you're starting to go over the edge."
- Nog, "In The Cards"
"We're working for Starfleet intelligence."
"Oh, no..."
"I believe you."
"You do?"
"Yes. That is, I believe your *first* story, that you're two innocent boys trying to give a gift to Captain Sisko."
"You're very wise."
- Nog, Jake & Weyoun, "In The Cards"

"Dear, I find your blind adoration both flattering and disturbing"

- Garak to Ziyal, "A Call To Arms"
"Don't forget the 190th Rule of Acquisition."
"'Hear all, trust nothing'. Good advice sir."
- Sisko & Nog, "A Call To Arms"

"One thing is certain: we're losing the *peace*, which means a war may be our only hope."

- Sisko, "A Call To Arms"

"It's ironic ... when the Klingons attacked the station, Gul Dukat and I were fighting side by side. At one point, he turned his back to me, and I must admit, he made a very tempting target."
"You'd shoot a man in the back?"
"It's the safest way, isn't it? But then I thought, well, no, I can't fight these Klingons all by myself, so I let him live."
"And now you regret it."
"Ah, my dear Constable ... before this day is over, everyone on this station is going to regret it."

- Garak and Odo, "A Call To Arms"

"These are the times that try men's souls."

- Sisko quotes Thomas Paine, "A Call To Arms"

SEASON SIX

"I'm willing to bet that you've brought one of those famed Starfleet engineers who can turn rocks into replicators."

- Vorta Keevan, "Rocks And Shoals"
"There are rules, Garak, even in war."
"Correction: humans have rules in war - rules that tend to make victory a little harder to achieve, in my opinion."
- Garak, "Rocks And Shoals"
"When I was in the resistance, I despised people like me."
- Kira, "Rocks And Shoals"
"It's an old naval tradition: whoever's in command of a ship, regardless of rank, is referred to as Captain."
"You mean if I had to take command, I would be called Captain too?"
"Cadet, by the time you took command, there'd be nobody left to call you anything."
- Nog and O'Brien, "Behind The Lines"
"Can you believe it? They made me an Ensign!"
"I hadn't realized things were going so bad."
"Scary, isn't it?"
- Nog, "Favour The Bold"
"That is a prejudiced, xenophobic view."
"We ARE Klingons, Worf."
- Worf & Martok, "You Are Cordially Invited"
"Miles?"
"Yeah?"
"It's working. I've had a vision about the future. I can see it so clearly." "What is it?"
"I'm gonna kill Worf."
- Julian & O'Brien, "You Are Cordially Invited"
"Funny, he doesn't look like a mutant."
- ???, "Statistical Probabilities"
"It's not our place to decide who lives and who dies. We're not gods!"
"Maybe not--but we're the next best thing."
- ???, "Statistical Probabilities"
"We did not choose to be the superior race. Fate handed us that role."
- Dukat, "Waltz"
"It's like the river calls to me."
"Yes, it's saying 'Stay away. Don't come near me, or I'll hurt you MORE!'"
- O'Brien & Julian, "Inquisistion"
"People are dying out there every day. Entire worlds are struggling for their freedom--and here I am, still worrying about the finer points of morality!"
- Sisko, "In The Pale Moonlight"
"So, you're the captain of Deep Space Nine, and the Emissary to the Prophets. Decorated combat officers, widower, father, mentor — and oh, yes, the man who started the war with the Dominion. Somehow I thought you'd be taller."
- Senator Vreenak, "In The Pale Moonlight"

"If you were in my position, which side would you choose?"
"I'd pick the side most likely to leave me in peace when the dust settles. Maybe you're right, maybe the Dominion will win in the end. Then the Founders will control what is now called Cardassia, the Klingon Empire and the Federation. So instead of facing three separate
opponents with three separate agendas, you'll find yourselves facing the same opponent on every side. There's a word for that — surrounded."
- Senator Vreenak and Sisko, "In The Pale Moonlight"

"That's why you came to see me--isn't it, Captain? Because you knew I could do those things you weren't capable of doing. Well, it worked! And you'll get what you want - a war between the Romulans and the Dominion. And if your conscience is bothering you, you should soothe it with the knowledge that you may have just saved the entire Alpha Quadrant, and all it cost was the life of one Romulan senator, one criminal, and the self-respect of one Starfleet officer. I don't know about you, but I'd call that a bargain."
- Garak, "In The Pale Moonlight"

"So: I lied... I cheated... I bribed men to cover the crimes of other men. I am an accessory to murder. But the most damning thing of all: I think I can live with it, and if I had to do it all over again, I would."
- Sisko, "In The Pale Moonlight"

"You're not exactly the most lovable person in the galaxy. You're not even the most lovable person in this sector - or on the station - or even in this room."
- ? to Odo, "His Way"

"Long day?"
"They seem to get longer."
- Kira to Sisko, "The Reckoning"

"The Sisko has completed his task."
- Prophet, "The Reckoning"

"A Dominion invasion of Ferenginar?"
"Think of the terrible repercussions to the Alpha Quadrant!"
"I cannot think of any."
- Profit And Lace

"I'm disappointed in you, Chief. If anyone could break a prisoner out of a holding cell and get them off the station, I'd have thought it would have been you."
- Odo, "Time's Orphan"

"The sad truth is, we wasted our time fighting the Bajorans when we should've been fighting their gods."
- Dukat, "Tears of the Prophets"

"Now I know why you've been avoiding me these last few days."
"I haven't been avoiding you. I've been helping you avoid me."
- Kira and Odo, "Tears of the Prophets"

SEASON SEVEN

"Imagine what it must be like — hordes of rampaging Klingons, fighting and singing, sweating and belching."
"Sounds like this place on a Saturday night."
"Would you want to spend eternity here?"
- Quark and Bashir, discussing Stovokor, "Image in the Sand"

"So, what'd you find out?"
"That you should never try to match drinks with a Klingon."
- Bashir & O'Brien, "Image in the Sand"

"It's a strange sensation - dying. No matter how many times it happens to you, you never get used to it."
- Ezri, recalling past deaths, "Afterimage"

"You're a therapist?"
"Why does everyone sound so surprised when they hear that???"
- Quark & Ezri, "Afterimage"

"Spare me your insipid psychobabble. I'm not some quivering neurotic who feels sorry for himself because his daddy wasn't nice. You couldn't begin to understand me!"
- Garak respond to Ezri's help, "Afterimage"

"So, there I was... drunk... and debating logic versus emotion with a very smug, very sober Vulcan."
- Sisko recollects, "Take Me Out To the Holosuite"

"All right now, let's hear some chatter!"
"Hey, batter batter batter!"
"Hey, batter batter batter!"
"Death to the opposition!"
- The crew play baseball, "Take Me Out To The Holosuite"

"You are attempting to manufacture triumph where none exists."
"I'd say he succeeded."
"To manufactured triumph."
"Manufactured triumph: hear, hear!"
- The crew rejoice in defeat, "Take Me Out To The Holosuite"

"The fact is that the universe is going to *stop* expanding and it is going to collapse in on itself. We've gotta do something before it's too late."
"How much time do we have left?"
"Sixty trillion years--seventy at the most."
"Oh, no..."
- The Jack-Pack, "Chrysalis"

"Don't do anything I wouldn't do."
"Chief, I can't operate under those kind of restrictions."
- Chief O'Brien & Nog, "Treachery, Faith and the Great River"

"Of course I'm paranoid, everyone's trying to kill me."
- Weyoun, "Treachery, Faith and the Great River"

"Has it ever occurred to you that the reason you believe the Founders are gods is because that's what they want you to believe? That they built it into your genetic code?"
"Of course they did. That's what gods do. Why be a god if there's no one to worship you?"
- Odo and Weyoun, "Treachery, Faith and the Great River"

"Just another sailor on the Great River."
- Nog admires the Great Material Continuum, "Treachery, Faith and the Great River"

"Worf, you've been living with this democratic rabble for too long."
- Kor to Worf, "Once More Unto The Breach"

"I don't want to go back to my quarters. Actually, I don't want to go back to my life."
- Nog, "It's Only A Paper Moon"

"How can hiding in one of Julian's adolescent programs be a good sign?"
"Hey."
"It could be worse. He could be hiding in the Alamo program."
"Or that ridiculous secret-agent program."
"Hey--"
"Or that stupid Viking program."
"HEY!"
- ???, "It's Only A Paper Moon"

"He has bumps on his forehead, she has a wrinkled nose - but basically, they're alike. They're bipeds that eat, sleep, breathe... you and I are nothing like them."
"We're Changelings. We can be 'like' them when we choose."
- Laas & Odo, "Chimera"

"We're at war with your people; this is no time for a Changeling Pride demonstration on the Promenade"
- Quark, "Chimera"

"They tolerate you, Odo, because you emulate them. What higher flattery is there? 'I, who can be anything, choose to be like you?' "
- Laas, "Chimera"

"I live in hope that one day you'll come to see this universe for what it truly is, rather than what you'd wish it to be."
- Garak, "Inter Arma Enim Silent Leges"

"You are a man who loves secrets - medical, personal, fictional. I am a man of secrets. You want to know what I know, and the only way to do that is to accept the mission."
- Sloan, "Inter Arma Enim Silent Leges"

"When the war is over the following will happen in short order: the Dominion will be forced back to the Gamma Quadrant, the Cardassian Empire will be occupied, the Klingon Empire will spend the next ten years recovering from the war and won't pose a serious threat to anyone. That leaves two powers to vie for control of the quadrant: the Federation and the Romulans."
- Sloan, "Inter Arma Enim Silent Leges"

"I don't like it. But I've spent the last year and a half of my life ordering young men and women to die. I like that even less... Inter arma enim silent leges."
"'In time of war, the law falls silent'. Cicero. So is that what we've become? A 24th century Rome? Driven by nothing more than the certainty that Caesar can do no wrong?"
- Admiral Ross and Bashir, "Inter Arma Enim Silent Leges"

"Are you expecting applause? Have you come to take a bow?"
"I just wanted to say thank you."
"For what? Allowing you to manipulate me so completely?"
"For being a decent human being. That's why we selected you in the first place, Doctor. We needed somebody who wanted to play the game, but who would only go so far."
- Bashir & Sloan, "Inter Arma Enim Silent Leges"

"The Federation needs men like you, Doctor - men of conscience, men of principle... men who can sleep at night. You're also the reason Section 31 exists - someone has to protect men like you from a universe that doesn't share your sense of right and wrong."
"Should I feel sorry for you? Should I be weeping over the burden you're forced to carry in order to protect the rest of us?"
"It is an honor to know you, Doctor. Good night."
- Sloan & Bashir, "Inter Arma Enim Silent Leges"

"What could she be thinking?"
"She's a Dax. Sometimes, they don't think, they just *do*."
- Bashir and Sisko, "Penumbra"

"Worf, face it. The guard-my-cellmate-is-ill trick didn't work. Neither did your I'll-make-a-tool-and-short-circuit-the-door idea."
- Ezri, "Til Death Do Us Part"

"They'll just make another copy of him, you know. You should've killed me - there's only one Damar."
- Damar to Worf, after Worf kills Weyoun, "Strange Befellows"

"Leave me!"
"Oh shut up."
- An injured Worf, and Ezri, "Strange Bedfellows"

"I say we strengthen the south wall, the north wall, and anything else that'll help keep the enemy out."
"But if we do that, it wouldn't be the battle of the Alamo, now would it?"
"I don't care. I just want to win — just once."
- Bashir and O'Brien, "The Changing Face of Evil"

"We're going to lose many fine soldiers."
"At least they will be dying for Cardassia — not the Dominion."
- Gul Rusot and Damar, "The Changing Face of Evil"

"Poor Captain Sisko... I believe he was quite fond of that ship."
- Weyoun, about the Defiant, "The Changing Face of Evil"

"I think the situation with Gowron is just a symptom of a deeper problem. The Klingon Empire is dying. And I think it deserves to die. I see a society in deep denial about itself. We're talking about a warrior culture that prides itself on maintaining centuries-old traditions of honor and integrity... but in reality, it's willing to accept corruption at the highest level."
"You're overstating your case."
"Am I? Who was the last leader of the High Council that you respected? Has there even been one? How many times have you had to help cover up the crimes of Klingon leaders because someone told you it was for the 'good of the Empire?' ...Worf, you're one of the most
honorable and decent men I've ever met and if you're willing to tolerate men like Gowron, what hope is there for the Empire?"
- Ezri and Worf, "Tacking into the Wind"

"I *love* Ezri passionately. It's just that I *like* you a bit more."
- Bashir, bonding with O'Brien, "Extreme Measures"

"I don't get it. He's interested, she's interested — what's the problem?"
"He is an overgrown child and she is... very confused."
"It could still work."
- O'Brien and Worf, discussing Bashir and Ezri, "The Dogs of War"

"Julian?"
"Yes?"
"We have to get up."
"Are you sure?"
"It's a big day."
"It was a big night. Cleared up a lot of unanswered questions."
"Such as?"
"Such as just how far these spots really go down."
- Ezri and Julian, "What You Leave Behind"

SEASON 8

The trio of fighters were pulling away from their first run, flashes of brilliant light sparking from a series of shield deflections across the rapidly approaching Aldebaran's bow. The Nebula-class starship seemed slow and lumbering as the three Jem'hadar peeled away and looped back, strafing the saucer's underbelly, their tactical choreography almost like hunting — a pack of vicious carnivores attacking some mammoth beast.
- Narration, in SD Perry's "Avatar: Book One"

Shar nodded, wondering if he's made a mistake in his approach. In his own culture, asking someone's opinion without offering one's own was a gesture of respect, and it had worked well with the captain of the Tamberlaine, a human male... maybe Bajorans were different. Or females.
- Narration, in SD Perry's "Avatar: Book One"

Bashir considered responding, but decided that between expressing his own opinion and prolonging the conversation, the latter would be the greater evil. Quark wasn't interested in anyone else's opinion, anyway.
- Narration, in SD Perry's "Avatar: Book One"

The door opened and Bashir stepped inside, smiling when he saw her in front of the mirror. She frowned, running her fingers through her hair. brushing it forward and then pushing it back. "It's short, Ezri," he said, moving to stand behind her, speaking to her reflection. He slid his arms around her waist, resting his chin on top of her head. It always amazed her, how well they fit together. "There's just not much that you can do with it."
- Narration, in SD Perry's "Avatar: Book One"

Shar was both intrigued and somewhat perplexed by the behavior of some of his crewmates as conditions aboard the station deteriorated. The more the place began to feel like a frontier outpost, the happier some of the old hands seemed to be. Dr. Bashir was practically giddy about it sometimes. Shar had begun to form the opinion that these people were in serious need of some leave time, a lot of leave time.
- Narration, in David Weddle's "Section 31: Abyss"

"The history of the Federation is steeped in examples of peoples who were able to successfully battle larger, better-equipped, and more advanced aggressors because the citizen-soldier is always going to be more creative and resourceful, better able to adapt to changing conditions on the battlefield. It was an army that fought for a love of freedom, not a love of slaughter, that defeated the Dominion's genetically engineered legions."
- Bashir, in David Weddle's "Section 31: Abyss"

It wasn't too long ago when she had considered the doctor an open book, a man who was all too eager to reveal everything about himself. But now Kira understood that this had been a ruse, a persona created to conceal the 'real' Julian Bashir.
- Kira, in David Weddle's "Section 31: Abyss"

"How many crash landings is that for you now?"
"Actual contact between a ship and a planet's surface? Four."
- Ezri Dax and Bashir, in David Weddle's "Section 31: Abyss"

"What's the fun of having a secret base if you can't show it off?"
- Dr Ethan Locken, in David Weddle's "Section 31: Abyss"

"I believe he could rule the humans if he wished to — some of them at any rate — but he chooses not to. He is a soldier of a sort, but he fights a different war..."
- Taran'tar, describing Bashir, in David Weddle's "Section 31: Abyss"

"Your little pet slug girl."
- Locken, riling Bashir about Ezri, in David Weddle's "Section 31: Abyss"

"In my culture, this means we have made a pact."
"In mine it means you have agreed to watch over my children while I go look for something to eat."
- Ro Laren and Kel, pressing palms and making a bond, "Section 31: Abyss"

"The text you recovered has to be some sort of scripture. Sacred writings. A body of legend which may be based upon certain objectively true information. Or myth-driven ethical pronouncements, like the Ferengi Rules of Acquisition."
- Ensign Shar, in Michael A. Martin's "Mission Gamma: Cathedral"

Somehow, [Ezri had] managed to pass "Burning Hearts of Qo'noS" among every member of the crew along the way. Even Senkowski had finally broken down and read the Klingon romance novel, after a particularly brutal loss in the crew's regular poker game. Once boredom with the usual stakes had set in, Prynn (of course) had suggested betting dares. The game quickly became more popular than ever among the winners, and despised among the losers — Senkowski having been among the latter, after he accepted the dare to read "Burning Hearts of Qo'noS" during a savage hand of five-card stud with Lieutenant Nog. One helluva voyage indeed.
- Narration, in Robert Simpson's "Mission Gamma: Lesser Evil"

Kiss Me, I'm Irish.
- Treir, green-skinned Orion dabo girl, wearing a suitable t-shirt, "Mission Gamma: Lesser Evil"

"So, what do you think our chance of success is? Two percent? One?"
- Nog, preparing for a daunting mission, in Robert Simpson's "Mission Gamma: Lesser Evil"

"Sir, with all due respect, I knew your son as a father, a soldier, a diplomat, a shipwright, an exporer, a religious icon, a baseball fan, not to mention an exceptional cook... you should be proud of him".
- Chief O'Brien, to Joseph Sisko, in Robert Simpson's "Mission Gamma: Lesser Evil"

"Much about this quadrant takes getting used to. Plurality. Freedom. Chaos."
- Taran'tar, of the Jem'Hadar, in SD Perry's "Unity"

Nog had long ago learned how to look interested without hearing a word. A trick his father had once taught him, actually — a slight frown for a count of five, a slight smile for a count of three, two slow nods, then ten seconds of thoughfulness followed by an appreciative grunt. Repeat.
- Narration, in SD Perry's "Unity"

"In our religion, it is said that our lives are like tapestries, all of us weaving our own stories... and that those stories become threads in a much greater Tapestry."
- Opaka Sulan, in SD Perry's "Unity"

"Cardassia doesn't let go that easily... Better to be directing events on a ruined world than directing nothing at all, don't you think? What a fate! At my time of life, to be reduced to upholding democracy."
- Garak, in Una McCormack's "The Lotus Flower"

"It's all the dust. This rain contains much of what was once our art, our architecture, our books... Much of what was once our population, too, come to that."
- Garak, in Una McCormack's "The Lotus Flower"

EARLIER NOVELS

"No! Now, which word of that didn't you understand?"
"Most likely the declarative negative. Apparently the Ferengi don't have a word in their language for 'no'."
"That's not true. We have several, depending on how much negotiation it will take to change your mind."
- Kira, Odo and Quark, in LA Graf's "Invasion: Time's Enemy"

The paramilitary cells who'd begun shaking their fists in the northern provinces these last few months were little more than old resistance fighters with a new bone to chew. "Oppression is oppression!" was their cry — they claimed little difference between the Cardassians' iron bootheels and the Federation's paternal "control by example" from their lofty space-station pedestal. As far as Kira was concerned, all you had to do was look at their respective medical facilities to appreciate how unrelated their motives toward Bajor were.
- Narration, in LA Graf's "Invasion: Time's Enemy"

"I thought that was supposed to be the difference between democracy and dictatorship? You don't have to blow up things just to have your voice heard."
"The humans say old habits die hard."
- Kira and Odo, discussing the situation on Bajor, in LA Graf's "Invasion: Time's Enemy"

Which meant that Humans and Bajorans had something in common, although perhaps not the best attributes of either.
- Narration, in LA Graf's "Invasion: Time's Enemy"

"I believe Sterchak's principal states that any complex phenomenon which occurs only one indicates a high probability of sentient life."
- Jadzia Dax, in LA Graf's "Invasion: Time's Enemy"

"If indeed there are sentient creatures living in the Bajoran wormhole and keeping it open with some unimaginable technology, would they not represent an evolutionary anomaly? They cannot have evolved from nonsentient precursors in such a hostile environment."
"Perhaps they didn't, Honored Professor. Perhaps they evolved in a more hospitable environment first, and only colonized the wormhole later."
- Professor T'Kreng and Cadet Heather Petersen, in LA Graf's "Invasion: Time's Enemy"

"You can learn a lot about an enemy by seeing what they leave behind on the battlefield."
- Benjamin Sisko, in LA Graf's "Invasion: Time's Enemy"

"I shall start from the beginning. This is Professor T'Kreng of the Vulcan Scienec Academy. I have been killed and eaten by an alien of unknown affinity, one of a swarm which engulfed my research vessel."
- Professor T'Kreng, with a letter from beyond the veil, in LA Graf's "Invasion: Time's Enemy"

"An inability to control all aspects of a problem is no excuse for neglecting the aspects you can control."
- Professor T'Kreng, in LA Graf's "Invasion: Time's Enemy"

The Ferengi glared ay his old nemesis Odo... the pair had known and hated each other with passion since long before the Federation even know of the existence of DS9. The marriage of hatred between Quark and Odo predated O'Brien's marriage of love with Keiko, which seemed to have been around forever; Sisko was probably still a lieutenant commander without his own ship yet when Quark and Odo met and discovered revulsion at first sight... with a connection of hatred going back so far into the mists of antiquity, how could Quark and Odo not be the closest of enemies?
- Narration, from Daffyd ab Hugh's "Rebels: The Conquered"

"You see, Odo? If only the hu-mans would start to teach the Rules of Acquisition in Starfleet Academy, they could rule the... wait. Forget I said anything."
- Quark, in Daffyd ab Hugh's "Rebels: The Conquered"

From O'Brien's passionate, rich, Irish cusring, Quark's temper tantrum, and Odo's look of disgust, Worf understood the answer even without anyone answering.
- Narration, from Daffyd ab Hugh's "Rebels: The Conquered"

"I would kill a million for a reason, but I wouldn’t kill even one for no reason."
- The High Gul, in Diane Carey's "Station Rage  

Blaze_Inferno

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Shopping_Spree_101

PostPosted: Thu Jun 28, 2007 2:55 pm
Picard: It's exactly like they left it, in the bottle.
(silence)
Picard: Ship in a bottle, good lord, didn't anyone here build ships in a bottle when they were boys?
Worf: I did not play with toys.
Data: I was never a boy.
O'Brien: I did sir!
Picard: Thank you Mr. O'Brien

(Booby Trap)  
PostPosted: Mon Jul 16, 2007 7:52 am
The Borg wouldn,t know fun if they assimilated an amusement park.  

Jean_Luc_Picard


MagnusHansen

PostPosted: Mon Jul 16, 2007 12:15 pm
"Data..."
"Yes sir?"
"Shut up."
"Yes sir."
"I've been waiting ten years to say that."

- Picard and Data from STX:Nemesis

"Fate... it protects women, children and ships named 'Enterprise.'"  
PostPosted: Thu Jul 26, 2007 4:43 am
It’s the story of a lovely starship
That was carrying eight very Trekkie types
All of them had braids of gold on their shirtsleeves
The Doctor loved to gripe
It’s the story of a space adventure
With all the aliens and spaceships they can find
They uphold their Prime Directive
And sometimes travel time

Then one day when the starship got in trouble
They all knew that it was much more than hunch
That this crew must somehow work together
That’s the way they all became the Trekkie Bunch

The Trekkie Bunch
The Trekkie Bunch
That’s the way they became the Trekkie Bunch!  

Lt Rowyn


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Captain

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PostPosted: Sat Jul 28, 2007 2:25 am
Q: What is the marital status of Starfleet?







A:Betrothed- they have engaged the Borg.  
PostPosted: Mon Jul 30, 2007 8:53 am
MagnusHansen
"Fate... it protects women, children and ships named 'Enterprise.'"
Love this quote.  

TripJumper


Shopping_Spree_101

PostPosted: Sat Aug 04, 2007 2:09 pm
Lt Rowyn
It’s the story of a lovely starship
That was carrying eight very Trekkie types
All of them had braids of gold on their shirtsleeves
The Doctor loved to gripe
It’s the story of a space adventure
With all the aliens and spaceships they can find
They uphold their Prime Directive
And sometimes travel time

Then one day when the starship got in trouble
They all knew that it was much more than hunch
That this crew must somehow work together
That’s the way they all became the Trekkie Bunch

The Trekkie Bunch
The Trekkie Bunch
That’s the way they became the Trekkie Bunch!


awesome!  
PostPosted: Wed Aug 15, 2007 7:08 am
Twelve things a Klingong programmer would say

12. Specifications are for the weak and timid!

11. This machine is a piece of GAGH! I need dual Pentium processors if I am to do battle with this code!

10. You cannot really appreciate Dilbert unless you've read it in the original Klingon.

9. Indentation?! -- I will show you how to indent when I indent your skull!

8. What is this talk of 'release'? Klingons do not make software 'releases'. Our software 'escapes' leaving a bloody trail of designers and quality assurance
people in its wake.

7. Klingon function calls do not have 'parameters' -- they have 'arguments' -- and they ALWAYS WIN THEM.

6. Debugging? Klingons do not debug. Our software does not coddle the weak.

5. I have challenged the entire quality assurance team to a Bat-Leth contest. They will not concern us again.

4. A TRUE Klingon Warrior does not comment his code!

3. By filing this SPR you have challenged the honor of my family. Prepare to die!

2. You question the worthiness of my code? I should kill you where you stand!

1. Our users will know fear and cower before our software. Ship it! Ship it, and let them flee like the dogs they are!  

Baron White


Baron White

PostPosted: Wed Aug 15, 2007 7:21 am
If people from Star Trek ran for president, what would their campaign slogans be like?

Vote Dax/Odo
The team that adapts.

Vote for Troi.
"I feel your pain!"

Lursa/B'tor
Who needs an election?

Vote Chakotay
A REAL American!

Vote for Spock.
"Yes I did do spores back in the 60's but I did not inhale!"

Picard
Make it so.

Vote Gowron
or else!

Vote for Locutus.
Resistance is futile  
PostPosted: Wed Aug 15, 2007 7:23 am
Q: How many BORG does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: All of them.

Q: How many CARDASSIANS does it take to change a lightbulb ?
A: Four, because THERE...ARE...FOUR...LIGHTS...!!!

Q: How many VULCANS does it take to change a lightbulb ?
A: Approximately One Point Zero Zero Zero Zero .......

Q: How many CARDASSIANS does it take to change a lightbulb ?
A: We don't need a light bulb, but if we did, we would take it from you !

Q: How many BAJORANS does it take to change a lightbulb ?
A: The filthy Cardassians took our light bulb !

Q: How many KLINGONS does it take to change a lightbulb ?
A: A true Klingon Warrior is not afraid of the dark !

Q: How many TRILLS does it take to change a lightbulb ?
A: Both of them.

Q: How many BETAZIODS does it take to change a lightbulb ?
A: I sense it has already changed.

Q: How many Q's does it take to change a lightbulb ?
A: Here now, wouldn't you rather have this Super-Nova ?

Q: How many FOUNDERS does it take to change a lightbulb ?
A: We will change in to the light bulb.

Q: How many FERENGI does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Two: one to do it and the other to sell the broken one to an unsuspecting customer.

Q: How many BETAZOIDS does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Two: one to do it and the other to moan "darkness, I sense darkness!"

Q: How long does it take COMMANDER RIKER to screw in a lightbulb?
A: Nothing, Riker's too busy screwing other things.

Q: How many ROMULANS does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: 2, one to change it and one to kill the other and take the credit.  

Baron White


Baron White

PostPosted: Wed Aug 15, 2007 7:36 am
Signs that Star Trek is taking over your life

- Saying "make it so" in casual conversation.
- Indignation because the periodic table doesn't include dilithium and tritanium.
- Able to use "variable phase inverter" in a sentence without excessive thought.
- More than one pair of Spock ears on junk drawer.
- Have figured out the stardate system.
- The Star Trek theme becomes background music for your dreams.
- Memorization of the crew's authorization codes.
- Forgetting that present-day elevators don't have voice interface.
- Understanding Klingon.
- Lecturing any science professor on how transporters work.
- You pull the legs off your hamster so you'll have a tribble.
- You tried to join the navy just so you could serve aboard the USS Enterprise.
- Your wife left you because you wanted her to dress like a Klingon and torture you for information.
- You went to San Fransisco to see of you might bump into Kirk and crew while they were in the 20th century looking of a whale.
- You get a homicidal rage anytime people say, "Star Trek? Isn't that the one with Luke Skywalker?".
- You recognize more than 4 references on this list.
- You join NASA, hijack a shuttle, and head for the coordinates you calculated for the planet Vulcan.
- Phrases like 'sentient being' start creeping into your speech patterns.
- You start practicing raising one eyebrow in front of a mirror.
- You flip open your cellular phone and expect to hear it a "chirp" .
- You find yourself executing the "Picard Maneuver" on a bicyle.
- You walk to the microwave and start to order dinner.
- You get upset when you go to get a vanity plate and find that WARPSPD has already been taken.  
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