Things the casts of Star Trek would never say

[Admiral Smort]

Redtail Rathan

`Fenix

LaForge - Ooops. eek

Scary.

McCoy, Crusher, The Doctor: "Oops. THat wasnt supposed to happen."

Picard: "Coffee, black, hot"

Geordi: "I can't."

Actually, the doctor and Crusher HAVE said "That wasn't supposed to happen" at least once, and Geordi HAS said "I can't" before.. but that was to some insane demand from someone.  

[Blaze_Inferno]

Scotty- Who put Vigara in my scotch?

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Laforge- I'm a plumber not a engineer
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Data- Rocket Science? Is that when you shoot a rocket into space?
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Weyoun- I wanted to be a vulcan but the founder said that I look better this way. She said that the vulcans look too strange.  

[Tetsudai]

Kirk- I need a new ship.

 

[Blaze_Inferno]

Sisko- Let's go back in time, blow up the enterprise and sell all the tribbles for next to nothing.
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Sisko- I want to blow up the defiant
Admiral Ross- Fine but you won't get another one. That's the 5th one you blew up already!  

[goddess_oraorchid]

Picard:*sqands and begins to dance* if your looking for me you better check under the sea cause that is wear you'll find me underneath the sealab underneath the water sealad under the water of the sea

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Data:Another shot Guinea, Lt.YAR...Lt.YAR...Lt. YAR *crys spastically and downs a shot* I loved you Lt.Yar....

Kirk:you loved her like you loved a star ship good and long and hard...

Data:...O_O....did you....did you make out with your Star ship sir?

Spock biggrin o not ask questions to which you do not want the answer neutral  

[Kristof Canada]

Geordi: Today on Reading Rainbow..  

[`Fenix]

Kristof Canada

Geordi: Today on Reading Rainbow..

xd  

[Shai_Hulud]

`Fenix

Kristof Canada

Geordi: Today on Reading Rainbow..

xd

LoL!  

[Blaze_Inferno]

Kirk- Welcome to my roast and don't try and eat me.

Sulu- What makes you think that?

All of his crew look ready to eat him.

Kirk- I'm younger. Eat William Shatner. He's overweight.

Shatner- Hey! I play you.

Kirk- Not anymore you don't!  

[Red Roses in December]

Wesley: WHAT? You mean there is a situation that I can't fix! AAAHHHH!!!
Wesley runs out of the room screaming
Beverly walks in.
Beverly: Jean-Luc, what did you tell him?
Picard: I just gave him a history lesson on the early 21st century.
Beverly: So?
Picard: And I told him about the Iraq war.
The two laugh meniacally as Wesley floats by the window.  

[Blaze_Inferno]

damar- I would love to throw that vorta out the nearest air lock.

Dukat- Now now...you don't want to ruin another alliance do you. Remember what you did to Crusher's son?  

[The Angry Therapist]

that first on e was awesome! Awesome!  

[meatsack]

Worf: "BOOYAH!"

Kirk: "yes, I did zap your daddy."

Data: "bidi-bidi-bidi"  

[Coltslayer]

Picard: "I really could go for some pie right now. You, know?

Rike: "Sir, we're in deep battle with those romulans!"

Picard: "I know, but MAN, I want some pie for soem reason. It's o bad it's like i'm pregnant and I'm getting one of those cravings for weird things..."

Riker: "......why?......"

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Picard: *sits next to riker* Man don't you like it how those spandex fit on troi just right?"

Riker: "I know what you mean. But I can tell you for thing for sure, lets just say "She's not willing to go for less in a trade like a Ferengie. If you know what I mean ;D"

Picard: "Hehehehe...."

Troi: "You guys know i can sense what you talking about?"

Picard/Riker: " *cough*........  

[Curtis25]

Wesley: I'm Straight!