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 Posted: Mon Mar 26, 2007 9:25 pm
Can a hearse carrying A CORPSE DRIVE IN the carpool lane?
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Posted: Mon Mar 26, 2007 9:28 pm
If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why cn't he fix a hole in a boat?
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Posted: Mon Mar 26, 2007 9:29 pm
Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs!
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Posted: Mon Mar 26, 2007 9:31 pm
If Wiley E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME crap, why didn't he just buy dinner?
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Posted: Mon Mar 26, 2007 9:33 pm
If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?
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Posted: Mon Mar 26, 2007 9:37 pm
If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
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Posted: Mon Mar 26, 2007 9:39 pm
Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same ` tune?
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Posted: Mon Mar 26, 2007 9:41 pm
Why did you just try singing the two songs above?
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Posted: Mon Mar 26, 2007 9:43 pm
Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but call it a hemorrhoid when it's in your butt?
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Posted: Mon Mar 26, 2007 9:44 pm
Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride; he sticks his head out the window?
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Posted: Mon Mar 26, 2007 9:46 pm
Do you ever wonder why you gave out your e-mail address in the first place?
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Posted: Mon Mar 26, 2007 10:20 pm
Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are getting dead?
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Posted: Mon Mar 26, 2007 10:21 pm
Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds" when they know there is not enough money in the account?
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Posted: Mon Mar 26, 2007 10:22 pm
Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?
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Posted: Mon Mar 26, 2007 10:23 pm
Why doesn't glue stick to the bottle?
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